Is there nothing he won’t fuck?
“I wanna put me balls on it I do”
I hope that thing bites his junk off.
if only turtles were deadly predators. Or if instead of a turtle, that was a great white shark. Or, if someone just shot him in the face. It’s all good.
Katy looks like SHIT without makeup….
What an ugly beast!
The turtle is cute, though.
Seems about par for him.
Milk duds for nipples
Whoever photoshopped that Grey Goose bottle to look like an Aquafina instead is a goddamn artistic genius.
That poor poor turtle
I’m going to live 130 years, and yet this is the most demeaning moment of my life.
It’s a tortoise you fucking morons
Au contraire, my friend: It’s a moron fucking a tortoise.
why is he out in public in katy’s pajamas?
subtly giving us his thoughts on a monogamous marriage?
Where’s the PETA crowd when you really need some yelling & fake blood tossed on a douchebag?
Gee, Russell Brand looking and acting like a fool? The paparazzi must have the patience of a saint to capture a moment like this.
Poor tortoise. I feel depressed now
The look on that tortoise’s face says it all, and it clearly says, “No means no.”
You know what I like about this shot? The tortoise and the hair.
Well played, Aesop.
The beads, the see-through shirt & lavender clown pants, the tortoise humping… it’s a Mardi Gras float gone horribly wrong.
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