Connor Cruise in Miami Beach. (July 3, 2011)
WATFO that a male Cruise child wouldn’t even notice that in the background?
Well, Chupacabra Face isn’t exactly magnetic.
What is WATFO? Just write it out! Are you that pressed for time that you have to look at these pics and write that comment but need to abbreviate crap?
yea i have no idea what that means, but this pic may have a lot to do with what my mind will from now on be capable of.
Yep, still can’t figure that acronym out…
“What are the fucking odds”
Highlight, right-click, ‘search google for …’. Didn’t even have to open the first link, it’s in the description.
“No son! Do not run to the boobs. We Cruise men run to the penis!”
My daddy told me never to look at those things or I’ll turn to stone.
So I guess Tom Cruise runs around adopting Arnold Schwarzenegger’s illegitimate children?
The kid is clearly gay or he’d be staring at the boobs…and so is the chick on the left, for the opposite reason.
No kidding the best is last… Love that rack… :)
See, it really doesn’t take much to make photos of these undeservedly famous people entertaining. There needs to be a topless woman in every pic.
Yes. I want the new catchphrase here to be, “In every picture like this, there’s always a topless woman saying it all with her tits.”
(And I just scrolled down before posting to see that someone beat me to it.)
“Xenu is strong in this one! Not even a sideways glance at the naked boobage! You have done well in your training of him, General Cruise!”
There’s always a woman in the background saying it all with her areolas.
Ma’am your international boundary line is showing
Man, it’s been so long, I almost forgot what pink stars looked like. Thanks, Fish!
Connor Cruise passes the final Sea Oreg test with flying colours.
Dude is GAY. What straight man wouldn’t have his eyes locked on naked tits?
They are real, I give her that.
But I’m a homo. I hate titties!!!!!
Who TF cares?!!
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