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  1. It’s pictures like this that outrage me whenever I hear speculation about Twilight being even slightly gay… I mean seriously, where do they come up with it…

  2. justuhbill

    Wait… Carrot Top has a younger brother?

  3. boing

    big perm?

  4. Cock Dr

    OK, this is over the top. Time to come out now.

  5. Took place in New York. I think that is the perfect place for him…..and his boyfriend agrees.

  6. I guess Cracker Jack has a new spokesperson.

  7. PtC

    Ryan Phillipe has been working out

  8. Eddie

    It took my computer literally three minutes to load this picture.

    I now know why. I’m sorry Sony Vaio.

  9. DKNY

    That’s one muscular woman. Wonder what gym she goes to.

  10. Turd Ferguson

    Someone just ate their spinach.

  11. good thing he used a manly hunk of rope to hold his pants up…I might have thought he was gay otherwise.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    Gay!

  13. Colin

    He looks like he should be in Venice getting fucked in the ass on a gondola.

  14. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You’re given these things as Christmas presents and they just take up space in the bathroom for the rest of the year.

  15. DimeStoreRiot

    Menudo called. They want their . . . everything back.

  16. AT

    first impression: carrot top got a haircut

  17. MrsWrong

    Ya know, Kellan, you didn’t HAVE to dress like that everyone knows what “Cabana Boy” means. It’s a euphamism for Australian. A gay Australian

  18. stef

    i didn’t know popeye was gay

  19. Did they just open a store that only sells the gayest possible clothing?

  20. barkerman

    Raggedy KellAndy.

  21. tlmck

    My hair stylist told me that this outfit didn’t look gay at all.

  22. Oh, “SAG” Harbor. I read that wrong.

  23. Julia

    Carrot Top is gay?

    • MrsWrong

      Yes, and OJ is not guilty. Now that we have covered 1995 perhaps you can do some self-study and join us when you are prepared for class.

  24. Sin

    All he needs to make it complete is the Village People.

  25. cc

    It’s safe to assume he’s still wearing the same attire from the previous day’s gay pride parade in Toronto.

  26. icu

    Is that an Anchovy in your pants or is joo just happy to see me?

  27. DeucePickle

    This guy probably gets as much supermodel ass as David Spade

  28. Zombie Kitty

    Ryan Phillipe’s straight twin bro..

  29. Shorty80

    Kellan Lutz, or Justin Timberlake circa 1998?

  30. Camila

    WTF!!! I thought this guy couldn’t get uglier. I was clearly wrong.

  31. Steelerchick

    Now he is just creepy. ICK!!

  32. dontlooknow

    Who is this gay blade??

  33. Cartman

    This haircut looks better on Carrot Top than his old one.

  34. Squishy

    Gotta say, the dude looks kinda embarrassed!

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