I know, I will disguise my pigeon chest with this bad-ass barbwire tattoo.
It’s thorns, as in a crown of thorns. I guess it is supposed to be sympolic of sufferage. I’m sure it is still less painful than being married to Ashley
WTF does Mowgli even mean??? Dumb asses!!
reminds me of that kid from the jungle book.
Reminds you of that kid from The Jungle Book because the kid from The Jungle Book’s name was Mowgli :)
Tell me the dude does not have a cartoon tattoo with his penis as a nose…PLEASE tell me…
And the look on his face is him realizing the paps just snapped a photo of it.
When I grow up I want to be a Man.
What, nobody else got a tattoo lai?
What he can’t afford a normal necklace like other people?
Buy the kid a colouring book, why don’t you
“Daddy, what’s a ‘douchebag’?”
Pete Wentz trying to explain to Mowgli why he can’t come with him to the man-village.
Daddy, why do you look like trailer trash?
“You said mommy’s picking you up here, right?”
“Sure daddy, but it’s my last $10, and this is the last time”
So this is what an emo rock bottom looks like.
fallout boy turns back into milhouse right before our eyes.
Paul Frank underwear means he tucks him monkey inside a monkey. And he named his kid after a character in the jungle book on top of it.
Pete is a brave man. No way I would get my balls within 15 feet of someone I named Bronx Mowgli.
“One day, son, we’ll both reach puberty.”
“Daddy, there’s a monster peeking out of your pants.”
“That’s what she said!”
“Who, Mommy or the nice man who I saw dressing up in her clothes?”
If it weren’t for the tatoos, this guy would look 15 years old. He’s got it all, Hairless torso, hat that look too big for his head, underwear you can only buy in the children’s section of Target and a boner about nothing.
“a boner about nothing”
The fact that his son is more manly than he is gives him a strange, confusing boner.
Pugsley and Pubert at the beach. Poor little Pubert, I hope he gets well soon.
“please let him have only inherited my jewfro.. not my love for horrible tattoos.. please let him have only inherited my jewfro and not my horrible taste in women.. please let him have only inherited my jewfro and not my love of tacky gay things for straight guys.. please let him have only inherited my jewfro….’
“And that’s how mommy made daddy cry and cry and cry…”
White and Fugly!!
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Pete Wentz and his son Bronx Mowgli in Malibu. (July 1, 2011)