The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.5.11

July 5th, 2011 // 941 Comments

Welcome to a post-Fourth of July The Crap We Missed over-flowing with American goodness and, okay, maybe Pippa Middelton‘s boobs because no one told me she had those, too: Lady GaGa‘s yoga mat matches her outfits, of course, David Beckham (Whoops.) still can’t get over those Blake Lively nudes, Joslyn James makes sure sailors keep getting syphilis and another exciting edition of “Is It John Mayer or Ozzy Osbourne?” Wait, I did it again. God, I suck at America.

Hey, stop that pedophile!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    banjobraids
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    Sieg heil, I say.

  2. Hillary Clinton
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like Hillary is digging the Spanish female reporters as much as I do…

  3. Hillary Clinton
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    “Wait you mean I can hook up these cables to Bill’s balls and electrocute him every time it gets hard????”

  4. Taylor Momsen
    cc
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    Her nether regions look remarkably well kempt for a goth.

  5. Hillary Clinton
    cc
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    Casey Anthony innocent? Get the fuck out of here!

  6. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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    “Why yes ma’am, I am Jason Statham… And yes that is my gf.. Now please go back to your ugly existence”

  7. Jared Leto
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, look!

    It’s a screenshot of John Lithgow from “The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai”.

  8. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
    cc
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    I know, I will disguise my pigeon chest with this bad-ass barbwire tattoo.

    • MrsWrong

      It’s thorns, as in a crown of thorns. I guess it is supposed to be sympolic of sufferage. I’m sure it is still less painful than being married to Ashley

  9. Taylor Momsen
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    she needs a good spanking

  10. Ozzy Osbourne
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    Holy shit, having the John Mayer pic right before this one made it look like a time lapse slideshow…. of about a year…

  11. David Spade
    Deacon Jones
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    Fuck you, David Spade. Fuck you.

  12. Britney Spears
    BSting
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    Let’s hope that diaper holds.

  13. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    “Laugh at the pants all you want, bitch. I suck on those hourly…”

  14. Katy Perry Breasts
    cc
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    Maybe if you don’t speak English, she doesn’t sound so vacuous.

  15. David Spade
    sexyman48
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    Casey Anthony and now this, this world isn’t fair.

  16. Suri Cruise Face Paint
    Richard McBeef
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    looks like she got mouth herpes while playing eyes wide shut.

  17. Dick Van Dyke
    justuhbill
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    Supercalifragilisticexpi-almost-dead-cious

  18. Dick Van Dyke
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, aging is a motherfucker.

  19. Kellan Lutz
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    It’s pictures like this that outrage me whenever I hear speculation about Twilight being even slightly gay… I mean seriously, where do they come up with it…

  20. David Spade
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    How does that little Lollipop Guild reject get all the pussy?

  21. Taylor Momsen
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    I guess Hot Topic wasn’t selling pants today.

  22. Ke$ha Ass
    Senor Trout
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    Looks like the Ultimate Warrior has recovered nicely in this post-steroids era.

  23. Lady Gaga
    cc
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    OMG, Gaga, you are soooo edgy…even going to yoga in that wicked outfit and wrapping your yoga matt IN A CHAIN.

    zzzzzzzzzzz

  24. Hillary Clinton
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    “Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, piece of candy!”

  25. Hillary Clinton
    HC66
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    Any moment now her wig will fall off, the ear will pop out, and the mask will come off revealing Quaid underneath.

  26. Jared Leto
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Its says right on the container ‘Do not leave pommade in for over a month without washing’.

  27. Lady Gaga
    doodles
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    I love this freak show.

  28. Ozzy Osbourne
    justuhbill
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    Ozzy’s getting heavy. Who knew bat heads had so many calories?

  29. Hillary Clinton
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    BILL!! Don’t pull that thing out now!!

  30. David Spade
    cc
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    Is that who he is dating? Before you answer, I’ll note that I have a revolver in my mouth.

  31. Taylor Momsen
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    Taylor is showing her adherence to current Hollywood trends by wearing the obligatory T-shirt from a concert which took place 10 years before she was born..and panties that were last clean on that same date.

  32. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    Any Guy
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    as a guy with really long hair – I just gotta say – doing that to your kid is just fuckin’ WRONG. wait ’til the kid WANTS to grow his hair that long Anthony, you hollywood tart. sure, Dad gets the cool ‘Adolf’ cut and the kid keeps getting called ‘a cute little girl’. i’m sure that won’t fuck with your sexuality at all when you’re that age. of course being named ‘Everly Bear’ is brilliant as well. just give the kid to Casey Anthony, he probably stands a better chance at turning out hetero with her.

  33. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear
    SteveG
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    this why the terrorists hate us.

  34. Dick Van Dyke
    doodles
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    Dude keepin’ it real. Go Dick, go!

  35. Hillary Clinton
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    “Casey Anthony is not guilty? No shit??”

  36. Chuy Bravo
    Deacon Jones
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    I don’t know this person, but I’m willing to bet he’s somehow involved with TLC.

  37. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    justuhbill
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    Luckiest. Baby. Ever.

  38. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    WTF does Mowgli even mean??? Dumb asses!!

  39. Lady Gaga
    Cock Dr
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    That’s how to dress for an exercise class.

  40. Connor Cruise
    Senor Trout
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    WATFO that a male Cruise child wouldn’t even notice that in the background?

  41. Pete Wentz Bronx Mowgli
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    Tell me the dude does not have a cartoon tattoo with his penis as a nose…PLEASE tell me…

  42. Pippa Middleton See Through Shirt
    doodles
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    Who cares?!

  43. David Beckham
    Any Guy
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    its true David, your sport sucks a huge bowl of those.

  44. Suri Cruise Face Paint
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Posting this is not nice.

  45. Kellan Lutz
    justuhbill
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    Wait… Carrot Top has a younger brother?

  46. Lady Gaga
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    THIS will be the picture I reference every person in the future who insists to me that yoga is “such a good workout”.

  47. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    cc
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    Channing Tatum looks a bit less like a tree stump with two squirrels peeking out the sides in this picture.

  48. Lady Gaga
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    Yoga??? Taiwan???? ROFLMAO!! ok..

  49. Hillary Clinton
    Coyote
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    Now that’s what I call a BULL!

  50. Dick Van Dyke
    Cock Dr
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    I had a fashion theory that you can never go wrong dressing in shades of grey.
    I was wrong.

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