The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.5.11
Welcome to a post-Fourth of July The Crap We Missed over-flowing with American goodness and, okay, maybe Pippa Middelton‘s boobs because no one told me she had those, too: Lady GaGa‘s yoga mat matches her outfits, of course, David Beckham (Whoops.) still can’t get over those Blake Lively nudes, Joslyn James makes sure sailors keep getting syphilis and another exciting edition of “Is It John Mayer or Ozzy Osbourne?” Wait, I did it again. God, I suck at America.
Hey, stop that pedophile!
– The Superficial