Welcome to a post-Fourth of July The Crap We Missed over-flowing with American goodness and, okay, maybe Pippa Middelton‘s boobs because no one told me she had those, too: Lady GaGa‘s yoga mat matches her outfits, of course, David Beckham (Whoops.) still can’t get over those Blake Lively nudes, Joslyn James makes sure sailors keep getting syphilis and another exciting edition of “Is It John Mayer or Ozzy Osbourne?” Wait, I did it again. God, I suck at America.
Hey, stop that pedophile!
- The Superficial
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Sieg heil, I say.
Yeah wtf
Adolf Hipster
ha ha super awesome best!
Looks like Hillary is digging the Spanish female reporters as much as I do…
“Wait you mean I can hook up these cables to Bill’s balls and electrocute him every time it gets hard????”
Her nether regions look remarkably well kempt for a goth.
I don’t know what goths you hang out with, most of the ones I know whom I’ve seen naked (read: most of them) have very well kept whathaveyous.
Thats Goth??? you must be over 40.
Casey Anthony innocent? Get the fuck out of here!
“Why yes ma’am, I am Jason Statham… And yes that is my gf.. Now please go back to your ugly existence”
Hey, look!
It’s a screenshot of John Lithgow from “The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai”.
+1
I know, I will disguise my pigeon chest with this bad-ass barbwire tattoo.
It’s thorns, as in a crown of thorns. I guess it is supposed to be sympolic of sufferage. I’m sure it is still less painful than being married to Ashley
she needs a good spanking
Holy shit, having the John Mayer pic right before this one made it look like a time lapse slideshow…. of about a year…
You beat me to it.
Me too! Damn it!
How did John Mayer move that tattoo to his other arm?
Fuck you, David Spade. Fuck you.
Hell yeah David Spade, Hell Yeah!
Let’s hope that diaper holds.
“Laugh at the pants all you want, bitch. I suck on those hourly…”
Maybe if you don’t speak English, she doesn’t sound so vacuous.
Casey Anthony and now this, this world isn’t fair.
looks like she got mouth herpes while playing eyes wide shut.
Supercalifragilisticexpi-almost-dead-cious
Man, aging is a motherfucker.
It looks like he and Donald Sutherland are slowly morphing into a single person.
Looks like he works out with the same trainer as Al Pacino.
It’s pictures like this that outrage me whenever I hear speculation about Twilight being even slightly gay… I mean seriously, where do they come up with it…
How does that little Lollipop Guild reject get all the pussy?
He has all that Joe Dirt Money
I guess Hot Topic wasn’t selling pants today.
Looks like the Ultimate Warrior has recovered nicely in this post-steroids era.
OMG, Gaga, you are soooo edgy…even going to yoga in that wicked outfit and wrapping your yoga matt IN A CHAIN.
zzzzzzzzzzz
“Ooh, piece of candy! Ooh, piece of candy!”
Win!!! for the Family Guy reference!
Any moment now her wig will fall off, the ear will pop out, and the mask will come off revealing Quaid underneath.
Its says right on the container ‘Do not leave pommade in for over a month without washing’.
Rules are made to be broken.
I love this freak show.
Ozzy’s getting heavy. Who knew bat heads had so many calories?
LOL
BILL!! Don’t pull that thing out now!!
Is that who he is dating? Before you answer, I’ll note that I have a revolver in my mouth.
if you have a revolver in your mouth, how are you typing? something doesn’t sound right…
You should know all about the one handed typing on this site.
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Thank U for confirming my darkest suspicions.
McFeely, didn’t you say you access this site from work? I hope you have an office.
I’d fight you for the bullet. Life isn’t fair.
Taylor is showing her adherence to current Hollywood trends by wearing the obligatory T-shirt from a concert which took place 10 years before she was born..and panties that were last clean on that same date.
as a guy with really long hair – I just gotta say – doing that to your kid is just fuckin’ WRONG. wait ’til the kid WANTS to grow his hair that long Anthony, you hollywood tart. sure, Dad gets the cool ‘Adolf’ cut and the kid keeps getting called ‘a cute little girl’. i’m sure that won’t fuck with your sexuality at all when you’re that age. of course being named ‘Everly Bear’ is brilliant as well. just give the kid to Casey Anthony, he probably stands a better chance at turning out hetero with her.
TL/DR
this why the terrorists hate us.
Dude keepin’ it real. Go Dick, go!
“Casey Anthony is not guilty? No shit??”
I don’t know this person, but I’m willing to bet he’s somehow involved with TLC.
Chelsea Handler’s sidekick. Pity him.
Seriously? I thought he was the Mexican Danny DeVito.
Luckiest. Baby. Ever.
WTF does Mowgli even mean??? Dumb asses!!
reminds me of that kid from the jungle book.
Reminds you of that kid from The Jungle Book because the kid from The Jungle Book’s name was Mowgli :)
That’s how to dress for an exercise class.
WATFO that a male Cruise child wouldn’t even notice that in the background?
Well, Chupacabra Face isn’t exactly magnetic.
What is WATFO? Just write it out! Are you that pressed for time that you have to look at these pics and write that comment but need to abbreviate crap?
yea i have no idea what that means, but this pic may have a lot to do with what my mind will from now on be capable of.
Yep, still can’t figure that acronym out…
“What are the fucking odds”
Highlight, right-click, ‘search google for …’. Didn’t even have to open the first link, it’s in the description.
Tell me the dude does not have a cartoon tattoo with his penis as a nose…PLEASE tell me…
Bwahahaha
And the look on his face is him realizing the paps just snapped a photo of it.
Who cares?!
Ditto my friend, ditto!
its true David, your sport sucks a huge bowl of those.
Posting this is not nice.
I agree. It’s not her fault that her parents are dicks.
Wait… Carrot Top has a younger brother?
THIS will be the picture I reference every person in the future who insists to me that yoga is “such a good workout”.
Channing Tatum looks a bit less like a tree stump with two squirrels peeking out the sides in this picture.
Yoga??? Taiwan???? ROFLMAO!! ok..
Now that’s what I call a BULL!
I had a fashion theory that you can never go wrong dressing in shades of grey.
I was wrong.