The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.8.14

April 8th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90′s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know.

And in case you’re offended that I called Russell Simmons or Mike Tyson‘s date a women of the night, go ahead and look at those before you judge me,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anais Zanotti Bikini Butt Thong Rollerblades
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    Well, today’s “Who would I pay a dollar to watch make out” is pretty easy. Anais Zanotti and Michelle Lewin, just beating out F. Murray Abraham and Mike Tyson’s rent-a-ho. G’night everybody!

  2. Martha Hunt Bikini
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    I prefer them a little thicker and with bigger tits, but I would solely so I can claim I banged a “Martha”.

  3. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Pants Absolutely Anything Set
    MarketingMike
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    She is one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen,
    and one of the sexiest. I’d take sloppy seconds…

  4. F Murray Abraham Lifting Up Shirt The Threepenny Opera Opening Night After Party
    malaka
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    what the hell!!
    get this guy some beads for fucks sake!!

  5. Martha Hunt Bikini
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    Some people have pet names for their private parts. She should call hers ‘Mike’ as in Mike Hunt. Now, if you are at work or visiting your grandparents, say it out real loud.

  6. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
    meeps!!
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    What did Guillermo get himself into now…?

  7. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Final Roseland Ballroom Performance
    malaka
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    what exactly do they mean by her final show??
    and why did she have to desecrate one of my favorite venues?

  8. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So who does the Honor of Pointing her to the nearest gym?

  9. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    This guy LOVES buns

  10. Jean Paul Gaultier Pulling Dress Back To Expose Leg The Fashion World Of Jean Paul Gaultier From the Sidewalk To The Catwalk
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    Urgh… Just. No.
    Fuck off, so-called high fashion.

  11. Kyla Pratt Cleavage Kiehls For Recycle Across America
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    Did Milli Vanilli contribute to her family gene pool?

  12. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
    Ivan
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    The problem is, you don’t know if she’s going to give you an
    afternoon of mind blowing sex, or tie you up and abuse you.
    Wait, second thought, that’s not a problem….

  13. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    I blame Charlie for this.

  14. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
    meeps!
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    ConSec is at it again…

  15. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Ivan
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    Not aging well….

  16. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Minidress The Other Woman Premiere
    malaka
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    she was way hotter in the mask than she was in anything else…

  17. Michelle Lewin Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Rollerskates
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    OH YEAAAAH! More of that, please!

  18. Anais Zanotti Bikini Butt Thong Rollerblades
    Commented on this photo:

    If you ask, Photo Boy answers…

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    malaka
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    whose turn is it to marry her?

  20. Rachel Weisz Butt Daniel Craig Derpface 7th Annual Night of Opportunity Gala
    Ivan
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    Both of these people are extremely good, underrated actors.

  21. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
    meeps!
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    She’s covered in Denise Richards’ forehead…

  22. Russell Simmons Unnamed Prostitute The Railway Man Premiere
    Ivan
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    PayDate.com strikes again!

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage On Boat Instagram
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    I bet she is really appreciating this flat, blue seascape which is quite the contrast of the lumpy, black, boner-filled package she usually has jammed in her eyes all day long.

  24. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
    meeps!
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    Hey Lena, contratula–ooooh…

  25. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
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    Still would. I wonder if she’d share some of that coke?

  26. Annemarie Carpendale Butt Pants Suit The Other Woman Premiere
    malaka
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    her ass could be my official dinner plate.

  27. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
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    She looks like a lot of fun.

  28. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    meeps!
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    She is damn proud of that Doc Johnson Triple Ripple…

  29. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    Ironically, her brain doesn’t need all that much oxygen.

  30. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    Show us on the doll where Mr. Travolta asked you to touch him.

  31. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    Hey, boys! A girl has to have her standards. So if your penis isn’t bigger than this, do not call me.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage On Boat Instagram
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    I’ve always thought that she belonged on a bow of a ship.

  33. Ashley Judd Kiehls For Recycle Across America
    Ivan
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    A receding hairline, magic marker eyebrows, an actual adams
    apple, (once firm, but now) floppy tits, saggy arms, and a greasy
    pale complexion. She used to be the hottest thing in town…

  34. F Murray Abraham Lifting Up Shirt The Threepenny Opera Opening Night After Party
    Ivan
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    Just a reminder not to fuck with F Murray, he may be 70+ but
    he can still beat the shit out of you! damn…

  35. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
    Ivan
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    Jackie Kennedy at 100!

  36. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to lay off the beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice.

  37. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
    cajunhawk
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    Someone call Amber Rose and show her what her future looks like…

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, still fat and ugly.

  39. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    We actually have a lot in common. I also check my towels for shit stains after I sit on them.

  40. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
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    Who?

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage On Boat Instagram
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    The ship sank moments later.

  42. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
    A Realist
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Addams Family. Dun dun dun dun *snap snap*”…

  43. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    She’s still fat.

  44. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Commented on this photo:

    This is before she gets “caked” in makeup I take it?

  45. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Frank Burns
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    Mom?

  46. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Moo

  47. Rachel Weisz Butt Daniel Craig Derpface 7th Annual Night of Opportunity Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, when did Daniel Craig turn into Martin Freeman?

  48. Kyla Pratt Cleavage Kiehls For Recycle Across America
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo

  49. Marianna Strohscherer Cleavage Spandex Dress The Other Woman Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Kate Upton, this is what a woman looks like when she has large breasts and DOESN’T get fat.

  50. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫ So no one told you your face was gonna be this way… ♫

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