The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.8.14

April 8th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90′s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know.

And in case you’re offended that I called Russell Simmons or Mike Tyson‘s date a women of the night, go ahead and look at those before you judge me,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Candace Cameron Bure Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt
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    She’s too mature for that look.

  2. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    Sometimes the body initially rejects Extremis, which can be horribly painful.

  3. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
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    WTF!, I said I wanted some head from that chick, not cut off and give me her head.

  4. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    Well, at least he’s wearing the right color socks…whoops…never mind!

  5. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
    PassingTrue
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    Not a morning person?

  6. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
    Spleen
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    She looks sane.

  7. Ashley Judd Kiehls For Recycle Across America
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    i still love you Ashley

  8. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
    malaka
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    god damn metal barricade….

  9. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Nice glasses. But, nope, still showing skin.

  10. F Murray Abraham Lifting Up Shirt The Threepenny Opera Opening Night After Party
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    Justin Bieber, 2056

  11. Candace Cameron Bure Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt
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    Hey Candace, the 80′s called. They don’t want anything back.

  12. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    He obviously just got back from karate class and didn’t have time to take off his gi pants. All that power doesn’t come from nowhere, you know.

  13. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Fatass!

  14. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    “A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal!”

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    “Is… is that where my poop comes from?”

  16. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    View full size and her dress tag says “Coleman”.

  17. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
    malaka
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    she was so cute 25 years ago.
    now she’s just another faces of meth.

  18. F Murray Abraham Lifting Up Shirt The Threepenny Opera Opening Night After Party
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    Who knew Tracy Morgan was such a good impressionist?

  19. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Minidress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Note to Lena Dunham: THESE are the kind of women we like to see naked.

  20. Candace Cameron Bure Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt
    cajunhawk
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    Bumpit’s are totally in the Old Testament ya’ll!!!

  21. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    And this one.

  22. Ashley Judd Kiehls For Recycle Across America
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    No, of course I haven’t had anything done. 100% natural. Yup, that’s my story. Now, who wants some crazy bread?

  23. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Final Roseland Ballroom Performance
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    That’s a nice ass. No Photoshop necessary.

  24. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    even this one, Lena. Well you get the point. All of them but you.

  25. LL Cool J Camera Pointed At Dick Pharell Hat NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    LL Jizz J
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    Act in a copy cat series. Check. Sing in a copy cat Hat. Check. Look like Queen Latifah. Che…..er is that Queen Latifah?

  26. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
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    Yep, that’s a rental.

  27. F Murray Abraham Lifting Up Shirt The Threepenny Opera Opening Night After Party
    cajunhawk
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    Mozart!!! Mozart, forgive your assassin, I confess, I got everybody pregnant!!!

  28. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Final Roseland Ballroom Performance
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    Ha ha, that one girl spotted her dick!

  29. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Not even pokies can save this mess.

  30. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
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    I bet she’s fun. I’d totally hang out with her for an afternoon of rampant shoplifting.

  31. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She has the nipples of a 30 year old. The rest looks 120

  32. LL Cool J Camera Pointed At Dick Pharell Hat NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    malaka
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    we all know the ladies love cool james.
    but who knew that the camera man was so smitten.

  33. Janice Dickinson Nipples See Through Tank Top
    cajunhawk
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    The smell of jerky summoned me…JERKY!!!

  34. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
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    Nope.

  35. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
    Wharf
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    I make Charlie pop a boner. Charlie makes me pop a vein. Even Steven

  36. Rachel Weisz Butt Daniel Craig Derpface 7th Annual Night of Opportunity Gala
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    would. and the wife too.

  37. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Minidress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Her body’s still great.

  38. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    malaka
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    sure its incredibly depressing.
    but in all fairness, her tits carried that show.

  39. Anais Zanotti Bikini Butt Thong Rollerblades
    cajunhawk
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    If I had money….

  40. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Nice.

  41. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    Is Lena pregnant?

  42. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
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    Camel Clutch ALL the Jabroni’s.

  43. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
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    Please tell me he’s wearing the curly-toed shoes!

  44. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Minidress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Smart woman…that dress is just long enough to hide her bush.

  45. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    Old Spice New Power Blaster Body Wash! It’ll knock your socks off!!

  46. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Minidress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Cameron Diaz always had great Legs. Too bad you can’t fuck legs.

  47. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a photograph of true love.

  48. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yes

  49. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    Not really crazy about this, but I guess I’ll give it a chance as long as Michael B Jordan’s still playing the Human Torch.

  50. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
    MRF
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    One pile-driver too many.

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