The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.8.14

April 8th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90′s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know.

And in case you’re offended that I called Russell Simmons or Mike Tyson‘s date a women of the night, go ahead and look at those before you judge me,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
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    Not Pictured: That woman’s dignity.

  2. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    I love dat ass. She’s really hot.

  3. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    God that’s creepy.

  4. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    I’ll bet dealing with Charlie can turn those huge forehead veins blue.

  5. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Pants Absolutely Anything Set
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    Coincidentally, “Absolutely Anything” is what I would do to have sex with her and what I would do to her during said sex. I take this as a sign from the universe.

  6. Candace Cameron Bure Bra See Through Blouse Legs Miniskirt
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    The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

  7. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
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    Yes. Not wanting to be photographed with them. That is some ho shit.

  8. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    Klingon!!

  9. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    This is what they mean by meta right?

  10. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
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    Remember what I said yesterday about not sticking your dick in crazy? I take it back. She might be worth a few stab wounds.

  11. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    Most semi drivers just use their side mirrors to check out their A-train.

  12. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    stylist! stat!

  13. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Got into a fight with Angelina again? It’s time to let it go, Jen.

  14. LL Cool J Camera Pointed At Dick Pharell Hat NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    Momma said YOU STOLE MY HAT!

  15. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Final Roseland Ballroom Performance
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    So this is one of those photoshopped Gaga shots? (I’m assuming the interested audience is fake).

  16. Terry Crews Short Pants Saddle Shoes Wife Rebecca Crews Draft Day Premiere
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    That’s happened to me before too Terry. You’ve got some big thing to go to, but the only nice pants you have don’t fit anymore.

  17. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    jesus, EAT!!!!!!!!!

  18. Lady Gaga Butt Bodysuit Final Roseland Ballroom Performance
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m not turning around until you get Photoshop on your phones!”

  19. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    LENA the blimp

  20. Anais Zanotti Bikini Butt Thong Rollerblades
    ThisWillHurt
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    They forgot to add “138″ to the bottle.

  21. Kyla Pratt Cleavage Kiehls For Recycle Across America
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    trashtastic

  22. Dr Neal Baer Jorge Valencia Lena Dunham Point Honors New York Gala
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    She’s leaning into that guy for one of two reasons:

    1) She’s been standing too long and her legs can’t support her anymore
    2) She’s really excited to have photographic evidence that men are willing to touch her without being told to do so in a script

  23. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    He’s thinking that his dream has finally come true as he prepares to toss his own salad.

  24. Rachel Weisz Butt Daniel Craig Derpface 7th Annual Night of Opportunity Gala
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    Looking a lot less James Bond and a lot more Buffy/early Angel days Wesley Wyndam-Pryce here.

  25. Anne Hathaway Bitchface GMA
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    The look on white girl’s face the first time she sees a black penis: Priceless.

  26. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
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    I’m sure Tyson would have let her be front and center is she had both ears.

  27. LL Cool J Camera Pointed At Dick Pharell Hat NCAA March Madness Music Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    “This hat says I should go in Hufflepuff, y’all!”

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage On Boat Instagram
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    Oh, how I’d love to be there. Just me and her out on a boat, with no land in sight. I have her all to myself. The fun we’d have.

  29. LL Cool J Camera Pointed At Dick Pharell Hat NCAA March Madness Music Festival
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    When the producer said to film LL’s mushroom head, I think the cameraman got confused.

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    how many asses in the mirror?

  31. Kyla Pratt Cleavage Kiehls For Recycle Across America
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    In the spirit of the event, her dress used to be an RV cover.

  32. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    right here is where the cheeseburgers come out…

  33. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    “Does this ass make my ass look fat?”

  34. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Finally, nice to see a natural photo of Aniston.

  35. Rachel Weisz Butt Daniel Craig Derpface 7th Annual Night of Opportunity Gala
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    Yes, even James Bond can lose control of a fart in public.

  36. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    “Well, I’m going to HAVE to check for prostate cancer!”

  37. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    Holy crap, What’s Klingon for “five-head”?

  38. Winona Ryder Old Face Creepy Black Eyes Turks And Caicos Screening
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    “It is not I who am CRAZY!”

  39. Mike Tyson Date Hiding Behind Sign At Draft Day Premiere
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    At least we know the first part of the chocolate bunny he eats on Easter.

  40. Denise Richards Crazy Forehead Vein The Alliance For Childrens Rights 22nd Annual Dinner
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    She might look as crazy as cat shit, but next to Charlie Sheen she’s a fucking saint.

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage On Boat Instagram
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    sadly, she took these to send to the casting director of “Sharknado 2″.

    The world’s most motorboatable woman on a motorboat? This is getting way too literal for me.

  42. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Why didn’t they just get Selena Gomez to play this part?

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    wasn’t the bp oil spill enough of an environmental disaster??

  44. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt Instagram
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    Objects in mirror are fatter than you think

  45. Russell Simmons Unnamed Prostitute The Railway Man Premiere
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    “C’mon baby. Let’s go hook up with Corey Feldman.”

  46. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
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    There’s nothing about this photo I don’t like

  47. Iron Sheik Surprised Look In Wheelchair
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    Photoboy in his work clothes?

  48. David Hasselhoff Feeling Ass Of Giant Statue Of Himself Juliens Auctions
    malaka
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    forever and always, i’m always here.

  49. Jennifer Aniston Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    PassingTrue
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    Never hold your steak knife and cell phone in the same hand.

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