The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.7.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Maria Menounos’ butt, Jon Cryer, who I would accept as Lex Luthor over Jesse Eisenberg in a heartbeat, Jenelle Evans doing restaurant openings now, and Final Five so full of whore, the Kardashian’s are already pretending it can’t get pregnant. (It actually can’t, it’s womb has been replaced with a tracking device for the paparazzi.)

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