The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.5.11

April 5th, 2011 // 549 Comments

Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.

And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag‘s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to hail a cab which I will apparently laugh at every single time because I’m a dick.

No, seriously, how he does not get run over? Is it magic? I bet it’s magic,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Serena Williams Bikini
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    The Predator has really lost his edge.

  2. Peter Dinklage
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    Anyone else find it ironic that both his pants and sleeves are too long? The dude probably makes 10X my salary…get some clothes that fit!

  3. Elizabeth Berkley Mario Lopez
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    Did she just finish wiping Slater’s ass with her sleeve?

  4. BENWAW

    Her face looks like John Amos from good times

  5. BENWAW

    Her body looks like Hulk Hogans son Brooke

  6. Aubrey O'Day
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    Her five-head is bordering on six.

  7. Justin Bieber
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    I’m not sure Pinocchio losing his strings was for the best.

  8. Sophie Monk
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    Real Doll week is just rolling right along.

  9. Heidi Montag Danielle Staub
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    I wonder how long it took them to reboot Heidi’s face.

  10. Bandit82BaBy

    Wow, Mike Tyson looks good..why is he dressed like a chick??
    She looks looks like she could bench-press a Ford F150 w/three migrant workers in the back…..but to the squats, she said “No Thanx”…..why cram ur ass in
    that little ass bottom?? GROSS

  11. Aubrey O'Day
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    “I just farted. Teehee. I’m just going to stand here and watch Snooky walk right through it. Shhhhh”

  12. Gary Shirley
    monster
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    i’m pretty sure you need a chin to rock the chinstrap.

  13. Justin Bieber
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    Death wont stop Michael Jackson from chasing after the boy meat!

  14. Gary Shirley
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    On the way to a casting call to play the new Gentle Ben.

  15. Sophie Monk
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    Pavlov proves his theory on the classical conditioning once again. Every time she gets into a hotel…..she can’t help but keep her mouth wide open.

  16. Heidi Montag Danielle Staub
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    “Ladies! Whoever is able to open their mouth the widest, …er or at all…gets the show”

  17. Heidi Montag Danielle Staub
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    “Rubber ducky, you’re the one. You make bathtime lots of fun….” all of a sudden I got this song in my head…hmmmm “Rubber ducky, Joy of Joys, when I squeeze you, you make noise”

  18. Tara Reid
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    In other news, there’s a Tara Reid impostor signing autographs

  19. Tori Spelling
    cc
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    Why don’t we have more kids? This is my orgasm face.

  20. Tori Spelling
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    Not worth waking up to that

  21. Gary Shirley
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    “I fuck on the first date” kid all grown up

  22. Gary Shirley
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    “I want my baby back baby back baby back….I want my baby back baby back baby back…..GET IN MA BELLY!”

    “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I need to get in touch with and forgive: meself,”

  23. Gary Shirley
    cc
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    What really happened is he went to Wendy’s and frantically tried to cover his whole tray in ketchup from the self serve pump. There he was, just pounding away on the plunger, ketchup spraying everywhere. Grunting and snuffling.

  24. Gary Shirley
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    blood on his face…..he ate the placenta…NUM NUM NUM NUM

  25. Anyone else hungry for Jerk chicken all of a sudden?

  26. Serena Williams Bikini
    Synthe
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    i’m watching you asshole!

  27. Larry

    Arsenio Hall ready for her comeback

  28. Elizabeth Berkley Mario Lopez
    fooey
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    no mullet no perm no way

  29. Gary Shirley
    Cold blooded L
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    Looking at this picture only one thought repeats in my mind.
    ” Be the father of my children “

  30. Serena Williams Bikini
    showoleoyebanji
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    i ‘m watching you good.

  31. Serena Williams Bikini
    Foxxyaaisha23
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    Why is Tyrese wearing a bikini?

  32. Aubrey O'Day
    Foxxyaaisha23
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    She looks like the bastard child of Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila

  33. Sophie Monk
    Foxxyaaisha23
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    Bloody hell, EVERY celebrity has a sex doll out these days!

  34. Heidi Montag Danielle Staub
    Foxxyaaisha23
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    That waitress must have felt like she was at Madame Tussaud’s

  35. Aubrey O'Day
    THE SERIOUS
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    If Snooki ate Christina Aguilera, the shit would be this?…Not bad

  36. obregon

    Oooh, I remember this game. You ride in the head of the Mech and it shoots rockets out of its arms. The bikini is a new twist.

  37. Peter Dinklage
    poor taste
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    My god, The Superficial Editor. While I normally enjoy your your witty commentary on the pit of ridiculousness that is pop culture and rarely find any of your jokes offensive, why on fucking earth do you think it’s okay to make fun of little people? Posting the photo is not too dreadful but celebrating the offensive comments on The Most Important People gallery is ridiculously low, tacky. Making fun of little people is no different than mocking people because of their race. It’s treating someone poorly based on something they have absolutely no control of. It’s degrading, ignorant and harmful.
    Please don’t be a tool.

  38. Lara

    well dunno, not my ideal shape, but she seems nice and fit

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