Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.
And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag‘s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to hail a cab which I will apparently laugh at every single time because I’m a dick.
No, seriously, how he does not get run over? Is it magic? I bet it’s magic,
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The Predator has really lost his edge.
Anyone else find it ironic that both his pants and sleeves are too long? The dude probably makes 10X my salary…get some clothes that fit!
Did she just finish wiping Slater’s ass with her sleeve?
Her face looks like John Amos from good times
Ha!
There’s another one! Great call!
Her body looks like Hulk Hogans son Brooke
Her five-head is bordering on six.
I’m not sure Pinocchio losing his strings was for the best.
Real Doll week is just rolling right along.
I wonder how long it took them to reboot Heidi’s face.
Wow, Mike Tyson looks good..why is he dressed like a chick??
She looks looks like she could bench-press a Ford F150 w/three migrant workers in the back…..but to the squats, she said “No Thanx”…..why cram ur ass in
that little ass bottom?? GROSS
“I just farted. Teehee. I’m just going to stand here and watch Snooky walk right through it. Shhhhh”
i’m pretty sure you need a chin to rock the chinstrap.
Death wont stop Michael Jackson from chasing after the boy meat!
On the way to a casting call to play the new Gentle Ben.
Pavlov proves his theory on the classical conditioning once again. Every time she gets into a hotel…..she can’t help but keep her mouth wide open.
“Ladies! Whoever is able to open their mouth the widest, …er or at all…gets the show”
“Rubber ducky, you’re the one. You make bathtime lots of fun….” all of a sudden I got this song in my head…hmmmm “Rubber ducky, Joy of Joys, when I squeeze you, you make noise”
In other news, there’s a Tara Reid impostor signing autographs
Why don’t we have more kids? This is my orgasm face.
Not worth waking up to that
“I fuck on the first date” kid all grown up
“I want my baby back baby back baby back….I want my baby back baby back baby back…..GET IN MA BELLY!”
“I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I need to get in touch with and forgive: meself,”
Its just two midgets wearing a bed sheet
What really happened is he went to Wendy’s and frantically tried to cover his whole tray in ketchup from the self serve pump. There he was, just pounding away on the plunger, ketchup spraying everywhere. Grunting and snuffling.
blood on his face…..he ate the placenta…NUM NUM NUM NUM
Anyone else hungry for Jerk chicken all of a sudden?
i’m watching you asshole!
Arsenio Hall ready for her comeback
no mullet no perm no way
Looking at this picture only one thought repeats in my mind.
” Be the father of my children “
i ‘m watching you good.
Why is Tyrese wearing a bikini?
She looks like the bastard child of Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila
Bloody hell, EVERY celebrity has a sex doll out these days!
That waitress must have felt like she was at Madame Tussaud’s
If Snooki ate Christina Aguilera, the shit would be this?…Not bad
Oooh, I remember this game. You ride in the head of the Mech and it shoots rockets out of its arms. The bikini is a new twist.
My god, The Superficial Editor. While I normally enjoy your your witty commentary on the pit of ridiculousness that is pop culture and rarely find any of your jokes offensive, why on fucking earth do you think it’s okay to make fun of little people? Posting the photo is not too dreadful but celebrating the offensive comments on The Most Important People gallery is ridiculously low, tacky. Making fun of little people is no different than mocking people because of their race. It’s treating someone poorly based on something they have absolutely no control of. It’s degrading, ignorant and harmful.
Please don’t be a tool.
well dunno, not my ideal shape, but she seems nice and fit