Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.
And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag‘s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to hail a cab which I will apparently laugh at every single time because I’m a dick.
No, seriously, how he does not get run over? Is it magic? I bet it’s magic,
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He’s so enormous his face is starting to split open.
Danielle Staub expresses surprise at finding herself sitting with “one of the help”
Wow, whale wars is going all out this season.
“I’m not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there, and where I might find him?”
(i.e. It’s Centauri on the right)
“…and Leon’s getting LARGER.”
I’ll see your “Airplane” and raise you a:
“Oh Shit! It’s Mr Creosote!”
Airplane!
…”and dont call me Shirley” oh wait that IS his name
Tara…Tara!!! sign this picture of you with your tits out!
yes, that’s your life now. drink it in.
That is just too awesome. Tara, Tara, remember this? I still spank it looking at this picture! Do you?
..sign this pic with your AIRBRUSHED tits out … you cant see your alien tummy in this one.
McFeely, the real question is whose pictures are those that she is signing. She never looked that good, even when they called in the airbrush artist from, “Trick My Truck” to do the work.
Why the long face?
whoa…can we go back to pictures of Tara Reid? (I swear I never thought I’d use those words)
Win.
Win.
That is one brave little person. Those Midwestern cabbies wont hesitate to run over him. Twice if he complain…
Somebody failed their geographical references exam! New York City is not in the Midwest!
Behold the master of the “Jowl Scowl”.
“But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life”
Goonies FTW.
Why the long face?
I guess I can understand that someone who thinks showing off the worlds worst boob job is “fashion”, also thinks “full retard” is a good look for photos.
You never go full retard!!
I believe this photo refutes that rule of thumb.
How this thing ever convinced a female to spread her legs should go down as the 8th Wonder of the World.
Being 7th generation extra chromosome white trash, Gary knew that after getting laid once, there was no need to keep up his physique…he had already defied all odds.
“Hey Amber, I’m fat, ugly, greasy, and retarded. You’re fat, ugly, greasy, and retarded. We’re each other’s only hope.”
Amber must not have a very high opinion of herself. as in, “I’m a stupid cunt who deserves to be fncked by a stupid fat greasy ugly redneck for being such a whore.”
Was his head that shape before he got fat, or is his personal gravity pulling his face off?
hahaha
You are on a roll today Smackup.
On a normal day i want this chick to grind down on my cock–but damn if she isn’t starting to look like iron mike from head to toe
Montag: *just don’t make eye contact..just don’t make eye contact.*
Staub: “WHO LET A NI**ER IN HERE?”
Watch out for the herpes on her lip!
That diamondillium earring really classes up his image.
Dude, I love you
I think it is very rude to post a picture of her taken in a funhouse mirror. For shame! For shame!
Gimli trimmed the beard, huh.
Has Kim Kardashian’s ass been reported stolen?
“Can we talk?”
My God, CBS really IS a network for old people!
While Danielle is impressed by Deshawn’s girth, Heidi maintains her streak of never having seen an actual penis by looking away at just the right moment.
wtf is this
Excuse me miss…do you have this T-shirt in “choke a fat bastard” size?
is Keanu Jesus? maybe The matrix was trying to tell us something
He’s got little girl legs . . . oh, right.
Ak ak! Ak ak ak ak ak ak! AK AK!
Ha ha! Nice movie reference :)
I guess being unable to turn your neck trains you to have the eye tracking ability of a gecko.
I’d love to lungfuck her
seriously…this dude is fat.
Nice
Man, that’s a pretty hot looking chick, I wonder who it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
::penis falls to floor::
Apparently Xtina is dropping acid by the sheet
Where’s Jiminy Cricket?
+1 The strings were airbrushed out.
Good thing for CBS that she’s leaving the evening news. They’ll save millions on makeup.
About five minutes ago, I thought the fact she had two different color eyes was kind of endearing.
Clearly, it’s a sign of some sort of advanced Terminator.
Amber’s looking a lot cuter these days.
Wait, what do you mean “That’s Gary?”
He doens’t look nearly as bad as Johnny Depp does ALL THE TIME
or as overrated.
Marilyn Manson called and wants his hair back.
Actually, it was Charlie Manson – and he wanted his whole look right the fuck back.
So you’re saying that Aubrey O’Day was the *classier* guest at the Oxygen Media Upfronts? Huh.
I thought he recently died stuck to his La-Z-boy… Wrong guy?
hah! nice one!
Sigh…his “dandruff chick” isn’t even looking in his direction.
I see the Special Olympics has a new mascot. Good for them!
Wow, that inflatable Sophie Monk sex doll looks nearly lifelike.
+1
How the hell does someone with no discernible jawline have a chinstrap beard?!?
I gather they are so paralyzed from plastic surgery and botox that they hired the guy in the foreground to chew their food for them.
“Nobody makes Boba Fett bleed his own blood. NOBODY!!”
Wow, sorry, let me rephrase:
“Nobody makes Jabba bleed his own blood. NOBODY!”
(Sorry, I’m an internet commenter, not a nerd.)
Is there a difference?
…that was the point. I hate when I have to explain my replies to comments that I fuck up.
Oooooh. He’s an angry Elf.