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  1. Tara…Tara!!! sign this picture of you with your tits out!

    yes, that’s your life now. drink it in.

    • It had to be said

      That is just too awesome. Tara, Tara, remember this? I still spank it looking at this picture! Do you?

    • Turd Ferguson

      ..sign this pic with your AIRBRUSHED tits out … you cant see your alien tummy in this one.

    • The Critical Crassness

      McFeely, the real question is whose pictures are those that she is signing. She never looked that good, even when they called in the airbrush artist from, “Trick My Truck” to do the work.

  2. Shiny Stuff

    Watch out for the herpes on her lip!

  3. Josephus

    Man, that’s a pretty hot looking chick, I wonder who it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    ::penis falls to floor::

  4. She actually looks great there.

  5. doogleberg

    **Over PA system** “Mad Dog 20/20 would like to thank Tara Reid for introducing our newest flavor…Tangy Felchfruit!”

  6. RayRay's Nubbin

    I am sorry, I only sign pictures of my tits UNKNOWINGLY out

  7. toolazytothinkofaname

    I am more amazed people ask for her autograph than her making up she was in movies.

  8. cc

    I wished I hadn’t missed this, I am still clinging to my highly coveted ‘Alone in the Dark’ movie poster. (IMDB rating 2.3/10)

  9. Zelda

    Aw man. Those are going to be worth SO MUCH MORE in 6 months…

  10. Sin

    Odd, she looks good in that picture. Just proves that at just the right angle and lighting, anything can be made to look better than it really is.

  11. Fey Sphinx

    Apparently Tara Reid considers you shoving porn in her face to be a great compliment.

  12. my balls just quivered a little.

  13. Are we SURE that’s Tara Reid? Check her nipples.

  14. In other news, there’s a Tara Reid impostor signing autographs

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