Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.
And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag‘s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to hail a cab which I will apparently laugh at every single time because I’m a dick.
No, seriously, how he does not get run over? Is it magic? I bet it’s magic,
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Is that a dude with boobs?
It occurs to me that the more I look at the mouth and nose in particular the more I think it’s Dennis Rodman finally coming out after “The Change”.
This shape is really a mess!~
That is one amazingly fit/strong body.
and it has a dick
I still think they should check it for nuts.
The only area that’s toned are her arms.
The rest of it is SOP fried-chicken and malt likker ghetto fat.
Holy crap! I forgot all about Ru Paul until now.
I’d bet if you actually had a shot at Serena Williams, you’d take it…
….That would depend heavily on my blood to alcohol ratio.
Rupaul doesn’t have the gruesome cottage cheese ass and thighs this dude has.
Not to mention, Rupaul’s face could actually be said to be attractive. Whereas this manster cannot.
Ok quick survey. Whose body is worse, Serena or Keisha?
Both’re disgusting looking.
Jammy, as disturbingly masculine as it is, Serena’s body actually has a shape. Therefore Kesha’s is worse, it looks like a fucken blob of play dough that the children have left in the corner next to the rest of the useless toys they refuse to play with.
Who knew Jamie Foxx was so committed to altering his appearance for his movie roles? Watch your back, Robert DeNiro…
LOL
Derp
^This. With maybe a “HURR DURR” thrown in.
There’s no way your squeegee’s gonna reach my windshield with a step ladder, dude…let me give you a boost, little fella.
I’m trying to figure out which is larger… her forehead or the space between her tits.
I totally thought this was Avril la-what-ever-the-fuck.
I thought this was Latoya Jackson.
Well, that would explain why his face is bleeding.
Meth Scabs: Now in Lardass size!
I’m pretty sure Fish covered the quote of the day by the caption alone.
michael clarke duncan got breast implants?
win
When did Janeane Garofalo start waiting tables?
sigh…I was too slow.
So instead I will just say this joke is too obvious.
Any joke that tries that compare the likeness of a celebrity to the one being made fun of obvious…not unilke those kids who just repost other popular comments on YouTube to get ranked higher.
Exactly!
Dennis Rodman celebrated his Hall of Fame induction at the beach, I see.
Looks to be getting ready to go on another Excellent Adventure.
“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…SCA – no, actually, I’m not scared at all.”
“Ok Bender, it’s your turn at the “what if” machine.”
“Thanks Professor; ok…what if Kim Kardashian were black”
“Sweet Zombie Jesus!”
I’m so hurrppy to be huurrr!
I’ll cut her some slack, since she’s recovering from a pulmonary embolism.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20470190,00.html
Besides, she can kick my ass anytime.
That’s either blood or barbque sauce. Either one makes since.
….
……
………oh SENSE!
Now I get it.
or cents, scents, sintz………..have some fucking sympathy for the home schooled.
I bet she’s extremely stable in high speed turns.
Her son is “Epic Win” from the DirecTV commercials? Opulence…he have it.
LOL (I can’t beat that comment)
Mario’s mom is hot.
I don’t care what you say, Jeremy Piven’s new hair piece looks great.
well, he better catch it, because it looks like it’s hailing a cab.
Ha! Nice.
OMG I just peed a little! LMFAO
“No, really, Snooki only comes up to here on me.”
Gross
Someone should tell her to go back to the toy store, pick up her son, and pay for that giraffe.
She looks like she was created by Picasso.
lol, I concur
He’s obviously a masochist. I mean, those tits have got to hurt flopping around with no bra on.
There’s no way he could move fast enough for flopping to occur.
Touche’
lol
This just in: Aubrey O’Day set to audition for the Queen of Hearts in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland 2.
“For the last fucking time, I will not reenact the Munchkin song for a ride Downtown”
“Miss Monk, what will your sex doll face look like?”
Wow and they say make up doesn’t perform miracles. It must knock at least 30 years off of her.
Lighting, camera angles, and post video processing can take off an extra 20 years too
Does being a midget require you to have bad hair?
Run pretty princess, run!
Oops I just crapped.
Bullshit, Fish. That’s your grandmother, isn’t it?
“Tori Spelling making her best Sling Blade impression at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)”
Fixed it
You know it’s a problem when they can’t even fit you in the whole camera frame
In other news of makeup magic, that’s Justin Bieber behind her.
lol
LaMarr from Revenge of the Nerds has really let himself go…
lol :)
Was “Henry’s Crime” that hairstyle?
If so, he’s a freakin’ Nazi.
uaaahahaha :)))
Why the hell is The Imp in NY?
he’s looking to buy a crossbow to shoot his dad in the crapper.
Exxxxxxxcellent…..
Oh no, those bees are back! Stay away from the lips this time!
Holy shit, he can levitate now?
It’s all over for us.
“Holy SHIT was that some bad meth last night.”
It’s like someone found a photo of a drunk Sarah Michelle Gellar and posted it on a picture of my Aunt Rose post-divorce.
I would do things to those lips that would justify a multi-national tribunal at the Hague to decide how to punish me.
Celeb fun fact: Tori has the eyesight of an owl. Check it out, its on her website.
Fact #2: Tori has the face of a war crime.
Ooh! Almost peed myself there.
“This is my impression of my tits!” *implodes*
hahahaha :D
Did they get a photo of the hole they cut in the wall so he could exit?
He just discovered that wearing a Barcelona shirt in Madrid gets you the same treatment as being a young boy in Usher’s house.