The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.5.11

April 5th, 2011 // 549 Comments

Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.

And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag‘s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to hail a cab which I will apparently laugh at every single time because I’m a dick.

No, seriously, how he does not get run over? Is it magic? I bet it’s magic,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jimbo

    Is that a dude with boobs?

  2. Dan

    That is one amazingly fit/strong body.

  3. Holy crap! I forgot all about Ru Paul until now.

    • Dan

      I’d bet if you actually had a shot at Serena Williams, you’d take it…

    • RasputinsLiver

      Rupaul doesn’t have the gruesome cottage cheese ass and thighs this dude has.

      Not to mention, Rupaul’s face could actually be said to be attractive. Whereas this manster cannot.

    • Jovy

      Jammy, as disturbingly masculine as it is, Serena’s body actually has a shape. Therefore Kesha’s is worse, it looks like a fucken blob of play dough that the children have left in the corner next to the rest of the useless toys they refuse to play with.

  4. Serena Williams Bikini
    Will
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew Jamie Foxx was so committed to altering his appearance for his movie roles? Watch your back, Robert DeNiro…

  5. Justin Bieber
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Derp

  6. Peter Dinklage
    Will
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no way your squeegee’s gonna reach my windshield with a step ladder, dude…let me give you a boost, little fella.

  7. Aubrey O'Day
    Hurp
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m trying to figure out which is larger… her forehead or the space between her tits.

  8. Gary Shirley
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, that would explain why his face is bleeding.

  9. Peter Dinklage
    Hurp
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure Fish covered the quote of the day by the caption alone.

  10. Serena Williams Bikini
    slim
    Commented on this photo:

    michael clarke duncan got breast implants?

  11. Heidi Montag Danielle Staub
    Will
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Janeane Garofalo start waiting tables?

  12. Serena Williams Bikini
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Dennis Rodman celebrated his Hall of Fame induction at the beach, I see.

  13. Keanu Reeves
    Hurp
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks to be getting ready to go on another Excellent Adventure.

  14. Elizabeth Berkley Mario Lopez
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…SCA – no, actually, I’m not scared at all.”

  15. “Ok Bender, it’s your turn at the “what if” machine.”
    “Thanks Professor; ok…what if Kim Kardashian were black”

    “Sweet Zombie Jesus!”

  16. Tori Spelling
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so hurrppy to be huurrr!

  17. Serena Williams Bikini
    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll cut her some slack, since she’s recovering from a pulmonary embolism.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20470190,00.html

    Besides, she can kick my ass anytime.

  18. Gary Shirley
    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s either blood or barbque sauce. Either one makes since.

  19. Serena Williams Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she’s extremely stable in high speed turns.

  20. Ali Larter
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Her son is “Epic Win” from the DirecTV commercials? Opulence…he have it.

  21. Elizabeth Berkley Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Mario’s mom is hot.

  22. Peter Dinklage
    Nooken
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what you say, Jeremy Piven’s new hair piece looks great.

  23. Peter Dinklage
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, really, Snooki only comes up to here on me.”

  24. Keanu Reeves
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross

  25. Ali Larter
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should tell her to go back to the toy store, pick up her son, and pay for that giraffe.

  26. Aubrey O'Day
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she was created by Picasso.

  27. Gary Shirley
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s obviously a masochist. I mean, those tits have got to hurt flopping around with no bra on.

  28. Aubrey O'Day
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    This just in: Aubrey O’Day set to audition for the Queen of Hearts in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland 2.

  29. Peter Dinklage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “For the last fucking time, I will not reenact the Munchkin song for a ride Downtown”

  30. Sophie Monk
    Nooken
    Commented on this photo:

    “Miss Monk, what will your sex doll face look like?”

  31. Katie Couric
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow and they say make up doesn’t perform miracles. It must knock at least 30 years off of her.

  32. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    Does being a midget require you to have bad hair?

  33. Justin Bieber
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Run pretty princess, run!

  34. Sophie Monk
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops I just crapped.

  35. Katie Couric
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Bullshit, Fish. That’s your grandmother, isn’t it?

  36. Tori Spelling
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tori Spelling making her best Sling Blade impression at the Oxygen Media Upfronts in New York City. (April 4, 2011)”

    Fixed it

  37. Gary Shirley
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    You know it’s a problem when they can’t even fit you in the whole camera frame

  38. Katie Couric
    Commented on this photo:

    In other news of makeup magic, that’s Justin Bieber behind her.

  39. slappy magoo

    LaMarr from Revenge of the Nerds has really let himself go…

  40. Keanu Reeves
    Commented on this photo:

    Was “Henry’s Crime” that hairstyle?

    If so, he’s a freakin’ Nazi.

  41. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the hell is The Imp in NY?

  42. Sophie Monk
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, those bees are back! Stay away from the lips this time!

  43. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, he can levitate now?

    It’s all over for us.

  44. Katie Couric
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Holy SHIT was that some bad meth last night.”

  45. Aubrey O'Day
    slappy magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like someone found a photo of a drunk Sarah Michelle Gellar and posted it on a picture of my Aunt Rose post-divorce.

  46. Sophie Monk
    Commented on this photo:

    I would do things to those lips that would justify a multi-national tribunal at the Hague to decide how to punish me.

  47. Tori Spelling
    Rough conquers passive aggressive angry birds
    Commented on this photo:

    Celeb fun fact: Tori has the eyesight of an owl. Check it out, its on her website.

  48. Tori Spelling
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is my impression of my tits!” *implodes*

  49. Gary Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they get a photo of the hole they cut in the wall so he could exit?

  50. Justin Bieber
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    He just discovered that wearing a Barcelona shirt in Madrid gets you the same treatment as being a young boy in Usher’s house.

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