The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.3.12

April 3rd, 2012 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to scrounge up the the sum of America’s cultural contribution to the world, as well as Marky Mark‘s ‘Save the Plane, Save the World’ face on the set of Pain and Gain, which was apparently exciting enough to make Michael Bay hump his camera rig in front of the entire crew. We also included Chris Brown exiting a Thai massage parlor, but that’s just because we’re bullies who just can’t let go of the fact that he’s a man without remorse over the time he tried to beat a girl to death, then later threw a temper-tantrum at the mention of pre-approved questions about said beating, only to repeatedly tell all of his critics to fuck off because he’s rich and then use the tragic death of a teenager to sell t-shirts via Twitter. We should really leave him alone.

Hey, Wendy Williams, you’ve got some blow broccoli in your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Urvag
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    This is like one of those games: how many things can you find wrong with this picture.

  2. Wendy Williams
    Jerry Falwell
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    She looks just like my neighbor, who is also gross.

  3. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    BigDaddy
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    Look at Kim’s Gut. Man she is gross.

  4. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    little turtle head
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    Tom Brady, “Did you just say african guys are hung like baby elephants?”

  5. Nina Agdal Bikini
    dooood
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    “america loves young white jailbait ass”

  6. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    franka
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    This is the elegant look one achieves when one raids the closet of one’s eight year old sister and asks her to also “do my hair.”

  7. Magic Johnson
    franka
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    The hazards of ingesting pink slime – Revealed!

  8. Jennifer Tilly
    Jon
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    I fold.

  9. Jennifer Tilly
    journalschism
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    Margaret Cho laughs at her.

  10. Chris Brown Massage Parlor
    journalschism
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    “That bitch in there with the black eye? She was like that when I came in.”

  11. Magic Johnson
    journalschism
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    Black Hitchcock

  12. Wendy Williams
    journalschism
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    “I wanted to come out while we were making ‘Return of the Jedi’, but the wig didn’t look right under the helmet.”

  13. Jennifer Tilly
    JungleRed
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    I’m ready for my close up Mr. Demille!

  14. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    JungleRed
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    Shit if this isn’t what’s wrong with the movies…

  15. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    If they were good enough for Ms. Klum, why not give it a shot!

  16. Greta Gerwig
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Was she a vegan or a vegetarian? If she’s vegan, why was she breastfeeding her… Wow, JUST realized that is NOT Alicia Silverstone…

  17. Wendy Williams
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Ms. Williams, you’ve got a pube stuck between your two front teef.”

  18. Nina Agdal Bikini
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Oh, so THAT’S why they’re called “Butter Face!”

  19. Seann William Scott
    Psycobiff
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    Fuck you, she was only my mom in the movie.

  20. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    Psycobiff
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    She needs fire her little sister and hire a real stylist.

  21. Mark Wahlberg White Track Suit Screaming Pain And Gain
    Psycobiff
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    If I was on a plane with terrorists I would so do this face.

  22. Jennifer Tilly
    Psycobiff
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    She appears to have put on 5 or 50 pounds.

  23. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    Psycobiff
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    The sad thing about this pic is that she isn’t actually smiling.

  24. Magic Johnson
    Psycobiff
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    First you get the AIDS, then you get the sweater, then you get the Jello pudding.

  25. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Psycobiff
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    One end of the rainbow has a bucket of gold held by a leprechaun and the other end has this with a bucket of brown.

  26. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    elliotspitzer
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    Another dick in her mouth would be the perfect accessory to that outfit. Amirite?

  27. Jennifer Tilly
    Crissy
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    She also did her own makeup…

  28. Greta Gerwig
    Crissy
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    That’s not Makeup that’s MAKEDOWN!!! Damn bitch you look dead!

  29. Wendy Williams
    Crissy
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    Was she doing coke?

  30. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
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    Edie Falco jr. woof!!!!

  31. Jennifer Tilly
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    wheres the cleavage

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