The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.3.12

April 3rd, 2012 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to scrounge up the the sum of America’s cultural contribution to the world, as well as Marky Mark‘s ‘Save the Plane, Save the World’ face on the set of Pain and Gain, which was apparently exciting enough to make Michael Bay hump his camera rig in front of the entire crew. We also included Chris Brown exiting a Thai massage parlor, but that’s just because we’re bullies who just can’t let go of the fact that he’s a man without remorse over the time he tried to beat a girl to death, then later threw a temper-tantrum at the mention of pre-approved questions about said beating, only to repeatedly tell all of his critics to fuck off because he’s rich and then use the tragic death of a teenager to sell t-shirts via Twitter. We should really leave him alone.

Hey, Wendy Williams, you’ve got some blow broccoli in your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    Hank E. Ring
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    No matter how hot you feel she is, please remember her previous husband preferred beating off to online porn, rather than tapping the home base.

  2. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    cc
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    A skirt in FM3…I love her!!!

  3. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    a
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    what boring people…

  4. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    Grand Poobah
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    Looks like someone is playing Chinese checkers on her chest

  5. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    a
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    worst film maker

  6. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Dress
    Grand Poobah
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    Will her onions give me bad breath?

  7. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    George P Burdell
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    Christie Brinkley is Dorian Gray. Madonna is her picture.

  8. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    George P Burdell
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    p.s. She is fifty-fucking-eight.

  9. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    Grand Poobah
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    Didn’t Bill Joel write a most unpleasing song about this chick? Nice bod but how many times has she been married?

  10. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Grand Poobah
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    FASHION FAIL……

  11. Jimmy Fallon
    George P Burdell
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    A young Mr. Burns.

  12. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Grand Poobah
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    Look at how she is standing, does she have a little leprechaun up under her skirt?

  13. Jill Hennessy High Slit Dress
    George P Burdell
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    The Scots don’t wear underwear beneath their skirts.

  14. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    The Pope
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    R.I.P.
    Civilization

  15. Mike Tyson
    dooood
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    him and busey in a buddy flick.
    make it happen hollywood

  16. Jill Hennessy High Slit Dress
    Grand Poobah
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    Somewhere out there a whole Scottish marking band is missing all their kilts! FASHION SUPER-FAIL

  17. Wendy Williams
    Grand Poobah
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    insert c$*@ here..

  18. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    dooood
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    “how much for the little one?”

  19. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
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    I would not be surprised if he replaced his member a long time ago with some falic looking camera…

  20. Magic Johnson
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    Good lord, it’s a a black Mr Snuffleupagus!!!

  21. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
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    “Wow! I wish Tom was hung like that!”

  22. Mark Wahlberg White Track Suit Screaming Pain And Gain
    The Pope
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    Somebody just called him “Donnie”.

  23. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    George P Burdell
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    Is that an elephant in your pocket or are you just …. O, it is an elephant.

  24. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    The Pope
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    Camerection

  25. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    ksmack
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    I just want privacy and to put this whole divorce behind me, but will constantly show up on talk shows dragging it out into the open for everyone to gag on….

  26. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Maybe the big one over there? Obama used to play with this one when he was a kid.

  27. Jennifer Tilly
    it had to be said
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    Man, I’m glad I did all my Tilly masturbating in 1980s and 1990s. I don’t think I could get wood thinking about her now. Crisis averted.

  28. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
    Bonky
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    It is said that there are two things that will outlive everything else on earth, roaches and Christie Brinkley.

  29. Chris Brown Massage Parlor
    it had to be said
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    The thing about Asian massage is you feel like slapping someone else around an hour later.

  30. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    Grand Poobah
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    At least we don’t have to hear them anymore.

  31. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Scotland: Putting Old Drapes on Hot Ass for 10 Years.

  32. Magic Johnson
    Bonky
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    “Can’t a brother just get his derpa derp on ?”

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    cc
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    She scared my sperm so badly they are hiding in my bladder.

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Bonky
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    My God she’s still alive. No matter what they throw at it, they just can’t kill this thing.

  35. Magic Johnson
    it had to be said
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    It’s like Bill Cosby and Jay Z had a baby together.

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    it had to be said
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    If I pull the hat down to cover her face I think the cleavage will do me . . .

  37. Jimmy Fallon
    cc
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    Well, have to say that’s a pretty nice suit and tie combo.

  38. Greta Gerwig
    it had to be said
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    I got my pussy purse and a bad attitude. Let’s do this.

  39. Magic Johnson
    dooood
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    looks like the daughter from the incredibles is blowing him

  40. Wendy Williams
    it had to be said
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    Plasmatics rule! Wait, what?

    • it had to be said

      I want to thank whoever thumbed up this extremely obscure reference.

      • Grand Poobah

        Wendy O Williams of the Plasmatics was great, full of energy and passion much to the displeasure of local authorities? She died in 1998 (suicide), miss her badly. This chick in the picture above is not even 1% of what and who Wendy O was!

  41. Nina Agdal Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Axl Rose. That is all.

  42. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    dooood
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    looks like they destroyed paula abdul and rebuilt her
    out of fiber glass

  43. Jill Hennessy High Slit Dress
    dooood
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    hit em w the hennessaay!

  44. Greta Gerwig
    dooood
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    should make us guess who these people are.
    i woulda guessed robert downy jr or frances bean

  45. Seann William Scott
    Jonesy
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    Why does everybody go straight to “fuck” like that’s the first work out of every thespians mouth? I think he’s saying “”Flavor! You fucking find me some flavor you little fucking piece of petrified shit! You fucking fossil! Fuck!”

  46. Wendy Williams
    dooood
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    damnit why the fuck do i keep confusing wendy williams for
    michelle williams?

  47. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
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    I’d fuck her. I admire the balls on this chick. How many other mainstream actresses have the balls to do an explicit blowjob scene in a movie? None. They just do it backstage to land jobs.

    She gets eternal respect from, Don Zaloog.

  48. Wendy Williams
    Run n GUn
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    Is this why black men are always going after the white chicks?

  49. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    El Jefe
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    Such a shame that this was not 5 seconds before they stepped in front of a speeding bus and were killed instantly.

  50. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    Jonesy
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    Oh-oh. PETA is going to want to have their say on this one. You can’t just step into a Peacock carcass and expect not to hear about it.

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