The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.3.12

April 3rd, 2012 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to scrounge up the the sum of America’s cultural contribution to the world, as well as Marky Mark‘s ‘Save the Plane, Save the World’ face on the set of Pain and Gain, which was apparently exciting enough to make Michael Bay hump his camera rig in front of the entire crew. We also included Chris Brown exiting a Thai massage parlor, but that’s just because we’re bullies who just can’t let go of the fact that he’s a man without remorse over the time he tried to beat a girl to death, then later threw a temper-tantrum at the mention of pre-approved questions about said beating, only to repeatedly tell all of his critics to fuck off because he’s rich and then use the tragic death of a teenager to sell t-shirts via Twitter. We should really leave him alone.

Hey, Wendy Williams, you’ve got some blow broccoli in your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
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    didnt she used to be hot?

  2. Seann William Scott
    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    Nice composure there Genius for Brains!

  3. Christie Brinkley Tight Pink Dress
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    Yes. I’d do anything to her. I mean, anything to her…. I mean FOR her, FOR her damnit!

  4. Mike Tyson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know how that ear got in my pocket.

  5. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Luckily, I drive around with a Hefty bag full of flour for times like this.

  6. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    George P Burdell
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    Madonna can have your babies. How much for the toy elephant?

  7. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    Jon Hex
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    “WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN EXPLODING TITTIES??!!!”

  8. Mike Tyson
    George P Burdell
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    Dude, it was consensual.

  9. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    cc
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    Jessica Simpson finally gave birth!

  10. Wendy Williams
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I can’t believe I’m saying this but that’s a good looking Orangutan

  11. Seann William Scott
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    Not pictured: the good angel floating over his right shoulder who told him not to say the F-word.

  12. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    catapostrophe
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    What a perfect moment for a 20-ton steel beam to come swinging down out of nowhere.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    George P Burdell
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    A picture of the modern nuclear family;
    or a modern family about to go nuclear because Her Dryness is issuing orders.

  14. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve never seen a toilet camera before.

  15. Seann William Scott
    George P Burdell
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    Fuck you! And you! And you!

  16. Mark Wahlberg White Track Suit Screaming Pain And Gain
    catapostrophe
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    Acting!

  17. Mark Wahlberg White Track Suit Screaming Pain And Gain
    George P Burdell
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    Help! The terrorist are after me!

  18. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    Frank Burns
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    I didn’t know Tiger Woods won the Masters again.

  19. Jennifer Tilly
    George P Burdell
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    Since she now weights twice as much, is she twice as hot?

  20. Magic Johnson
    catapostrophe
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    Dusted.

  21. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    tom
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    Fucking hipster.

  22. Mike Tyson
    cc
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    Tell them I’m available for the next hangover sequel. And the one after that.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    Frank Burns
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    The “background shot actor in an old Star Trek episode” look must be back in fashion.

  24. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
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    Fun fact: When you clench, your movies have to suck harder to get out.

  25. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    George P Burdell
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    Fuck Cameron! I’ll dive to the bottom of the ocean while holding tmy breath and this camera.

  26. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    cc
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    Reason 5,027 why I am atheist – if there was a God, he’s spare his children a lot of suffering and smite these people down with a well-placed meteor.

  27. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
    your mom
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    Terrorist FAIL.

  28. Jill Hennessy High Slit Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently, Scottish Style involves walking sticks and seeing eye dogs.

  29. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    Frank Burns
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    Wardrobe by Chloe Sevigny.

  30. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
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    Oh, great!!! Now, all the celebitches are gonna want one of those, too.

  31. Greta Gerwig
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    I thought you already showed the “Macaulay Culkin in drag” photos?

  32. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s got a nice onion

  33. Kim Kardashian Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Rob Kardashian Texting LAX
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    Yeah, they’re all busy texting each other.

  34. Seann William Scott
    cc
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    Fffffffffffffuck you, maker of good movies!!

  35. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
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    Sometimes, a camera is just a camera….

  36. Nina Agdal Bikini
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    Sport? What is she, the cross bar on the pole vault?

  37. Mike Tyson
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    “Sshh, this my favorite part coming up right now. I can feel it comin in the air tonight, do the chorus line guys, oh Lord.”

  38. Magic Johnson
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    Derp. I own the Dodgers now. Deeeerrrrrrrrp.

  39. Nina Agdal Bikini
    kaylia
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    bellybuttons are for fatties *teehee*

  40. Chloe Sevigny Miniskirt
    cc
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    The new trend in accessorizing…if you’ve got a busted face, where hideous clothes.

  41. Magic Johnson
    Richard McBeef, MD
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    Long term non progressors (LTNPs) are people infected with HIV that never proceed to AIDS despite the absence of standard antiretroviral therapy. They often have a low circulating viral load and normal levels of CD4+ T helper cells. While this phenomenon has been noted in patients infected with a weakened form of HIV, many LTNPs are infected with highly virulent strains, suggesting a host genetic component that blocks progression of the disease.

    Study of the genetic mechanisms that contribute non-progression is an active area of HIV research as an understanding of the mechanism could have major implications on the development of vaccines and other HIV therapies.

  42. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Dress
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    I’ll take 1 Kelly Brook without onions. Hell who am I kidding, just give me 1 Kelly Brook.

  43. Mark Wahlberg White Track Suit Screaming Pain And Gain
    cc
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    Help, those two Vietnamese guys found me!

  44. Wendy Williams
    Richard McBeef
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    Shoulda hopped out of that tanning bed about 3 hours sooner, Linds.

  45. Gisele Bundchen Baby Elephant Kenya
    Richard McBeef
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    Everyone pictured is 24 feet tall.

  46. Chris Brown Massage Parlor
    cc
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    He left his hoodie behind!

  47. Jennifer Tilly
    Hank E. Ring
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    I never thought I’d say this, but Rosanne Barr is starting to look hot… Oh wait…

  48. Phoebe Price Cleavage Life Happens
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Paddy’s day binge walk of shame

  49. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    I can state emphatically that there hasn’t been a single occasion where I’ve looked at her picture and not though of sex.

  50. Michael Bay Camera Pain And Gain
    cc
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    T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t…t-t-t-t-t-t, I’ll down those Jap bombers! Oh, break is over?

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