Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to scrounge up the the sum of America’s cultural contribution to the world, as well as Marky Mark‘s ‘Save the Plane, Save the World’ face on the set of Pain and Gain, which was apparently exciting enough to make Michael Bay hump his camera rig in front of the entire crew. We also included Chris Brown exiting a Thai massage parlor, but that’s just because we’re bullies who just can’t let go of the fact that he’s a man without remorse over the time he tried to beat a girl to death, then later threw a temper-tantrum at the mention of pre-approved questions about said beating, only to repeatedly tell all of his critics to fuck off because he’s rich and then use the tragic death of a teenager to sell t-shirts via Twitter. We should really leave him alone.
Hey, Wendy Williams, you’ve got some
blow broccoli in your teeth,
- Photo Boy