The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12

April 24th, 2012 // 325 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
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    The only thing I see is the GORGEOUS Alice Eve.

  2. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    Oh my god! Greg Giraldo is alive! I missed you, buddy.

  3. Topher Grace Beard
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    You were awesome as Venom, dude.

  4. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Pepper's Pot
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    Looks better than Lindsay

  5. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Nicks
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    She looks great except for that forehead. What is she doing? Botox or get some bangs and hide those lines. So unsightly

  6. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Renfro
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    i watch the rigged show the APPRENTICE unfortunately. Trump keeps 2 idiots on the show for ratings;
    1st its the winner of his beauty pageant company = idiot
    and this Aubrey is the MOST annoying/controlling person I have ever seen.

  7. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
    quagmire
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    Uhh… shop somewhere besides midwestern state fairs.

  8. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
    Little Tongue
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    John Bon Jovi on a scooter???

  9. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    bethy
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    “Ok, when do I take my dress off?”

  10. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
    bethy
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    “Yeah? Well, I’ll bet your penis doesn’t fit in the ignition of YOUR car!”

  11. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    bethy
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    That bandage smells like shit.

  12. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    bethy
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    “And now I’m like, ‘see? I TOLD YOU I’d be able to use all those shirts I bought in 1993!’”

  13. Topher Grace Beard
    bethy
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    A beard on this guy is about as appropriate as a thong on a panda bear.

  14. Topher Grace Beard
    moo
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    Unrecognizable.

  15. Lauren Stoner Nipples Tight Dress
    Bigalkie
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    Yes.. Lauren Stoner rocks those small tits!

  16. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    Bigalkie
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    Victoria Svilsted’s new husband

  17. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
    Bigalkie
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    Hello Mongo

  18. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    Bigalkie
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    Did you fart? I smell cum

  19. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Yes, I wear the exact same latex mask that Kim Kardashian wears

  20. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “Hey bud, all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. So, let’s party!”

  21. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    “My butt…do you like my butt? Wouldn’t you like to touch my butt? If I were you, I’d want to touch my butt. In fact, I’m me and I want to touch my own butt…It’s a nice butt…But keep your hands to yourself.”

  22. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    squishy
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    “I ZAID, don’t touch me like zat!!”

  23. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    squishy
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    Holy Crap! That is amazing!!

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  25. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Elly
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    I love that all of these people took time out of their day to give energy to someone they hate…(morons) I love Aubrey O’Day i think she is one of the strongest, interesting, deep, loving celebrities to ever grace this earth… her music touches my soul.. and i hope that she makes her album platinum! Work Honey- let your haters be your motivators

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