Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..
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The only thing I see is the GORGEOUS Alice Eve.
Oh my god! Greg Giraldo is alive! I missed you, buddy.
You were awesome as Venom, dude.
Looks better than Lindsay
She looks great except for that forehead. What is she doing? Botox or get some bangs and hide those lines. So unsightly
i watch the rigged show the APPRENTICE unfortunately. Trump keeps 2 idiots on the show for ratings;
1st its the winner of his beauty pageant company = idiot
and this Aubrey is the MOST annoying/controlling person I have ever seen.
Uhh… shop somewhere besides midwestern state fairs.
John Bon Jovi on a scooter???
“Ok, when do I take my dress off?”
“Yeah? Well, I’ll bet your penis doesn’t fit in the ignition of YOUR car!”
That bandage smells like shit.
“And now I’m like, ‘see? I TOLD YOU I’d be able to use all those shirts I bought in 1993!’”
A beard on this guy is about as appropriate as a thong on a panda bear.
Unrecognizable.
Yes.. Lauren Stoner rocks those small tits!
Victoria Svilsted’s new husband
Hello Mongo
Did you fart? I smell cum
Yes, I wear the exact same latex mask that Kim Kardashian wears
“Hey bud, all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. So, let’s party!”
“My butt…do you like my butt? Wouldn’t you like to touch my butt? If I were you, I’d want to touch my butt. In fact, I’m me and I want to touch my own butt…It’s a nice butt…But keep your hands to yourself.”
“I ZAID, don’t touch me like zat!!”
Holy Crap! That is amazing!!
Fantastic website. Lots of helpful info here. I am sending it to some friends ans also sharing in delicious. And of course, thank you for your effort!
I love that all of these people took time out of their day to give energy to someone they hate…(morons) I love Aubrey O’Day i think she is one of the strongest, interesting, deep, loving celebrities to ever grace this earth… her music touches my soul.. and i hope that she makes her album platinum! Work Honey- let your haters be your motivators