Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..
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I only clicked on this because I thought it was a firework
Must be practicing for his next role as Benny Hill.
2 communist cunts. After sex photo.
“Weekend at Mikhail’s”
I bet when she gets home, she just peels her face off al-la Mrs. Doubtfire.
I’m thinking it’s more like the aliens from “V.”
They named the restaurant after the guy from Street Fighter? Wonder if the waiters wear karate outfits . . .
… R Y U keep showing up here.
Love how they blended her makeup/spackle right up in to her hair line.
Her handlers spray it on her.
Obviously they were in a hurry.
Thankyou for explaining what was happening there
Oh, I get the strategy – those lines of white powder on the table are sugar, because its the Sugar Hut, right?
If they ever made Jason Segel into a Muppet it would look identical to this.
Thomas Ian Nicholas is ready for the next movie in the series, entitled American Mid-Life Crisis
That could also just be Philip Seymor Hoffman’s younger brother, he hangs at the Grove too
Just realized the obligatory PSH reference was already made, right before mine, so I guess I’ll go learn to read now.
“You talkin’ to me?…no, seriously, I gotta ask.”
I was with the green berets uh special unit battalion uh commando tactical ammo specialist unit battalion. I CAN WALK!!! Its a miracle!!
It’s like someone painted a face on their gable wall
Oh the chemistry these two have!
Coming soon to a theater near you: Pam Anderson in “Stifler’s Mom–The Later Years”
Roomy
Someone give him his teeth back.
“Is that a thermonuclear warhead in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
So apparently …in Russia bra goes on ass! isn’t really a joke. Hmm
Do you think he paid for that haircut?
So there’s this Nobel Prize winner jerking off an overrated bore.
And the Secret Service agent says “Sorry Mr President…I didn’t know there was anyone in here.”
Feed Me
“Scott Disick? I thought you said ‘suck dicks’. I’m out of here.”
Is that his face or did his neck step in a dirty diaper?
The highest bidder I’ll pay to see you slam her face down on pavement. That’ll make better buzz.
I love that she went from a woman who fucked Ray J to a red carpet darling. Today’s spoiled brats who look up to her should have something horrible happen to them.
No Aubrey, that’s a “peacock”, it’s something totally different. Just calm down and stop rubbing against it.
Three million assholes watch this woman every week and for that E! is giving her $40 million for another three years of her family on TV, sitting around doing nothing.
they used to say that people who hated howard stern listened to him more frequently and for twice as long.
there must be something wrong with supply and demand.
either that or we are all some what masochistic.
That’s where that quote ““The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” comes in
It’s very true, if you want something to disappear you must ignore it completely. Hate isn’t the opposite of love, indifference is.
car keys, check. cell phone, check. relevency, shit.
Isn’t there a law that if your parents name you “Crispin” you have to be gay, even if you weren’t born that way ?
Still a MILF, well from ten feet away at least.
“The Crap We Missed”… yeah, with every bullet so far.
“A few years ago George Lucas made and ate a sandwich. To this day he’s still throwing pepper and mayonnaise down his throat to ‘improve’ it.”
Isn’t that supposed to read “Lauren and Stoner”?
“Oh Poe you di’int!”
But if Al’s here, who’s minding the drive-in?
I’m opening a restaurant across the street called “Ken”.
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Skrillex.
He’d better make that first punch count, ’cause otherwise she’s gonna flatten his pansy ass.
This guy is seriously fucking weird.
Yeah, yeah, rub it in… you banged Mila Kunis too, didn’tcha?
I guess she snuck in a few paparazzi photos before she had to go wash dishes to pay her back taxes.
Chavez is going to be SO jealous.
another Gorbachev photo?
Teeth, optional. Dorothy Hamill haircut, mandatory.
I see that Steven Seagal’s hairdresser now has a second client.
So I guess there is somebody who buys the 5-gallon bucket of face powder at WalMart.
“I just jizzed on your back. Hee hee hee!”
In Soviet Russia, nice has has YOU!