The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12

April 24th, 2012 // 325 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    I only clicked on this because I thought it was a firework

  2. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    Jonas Grumby
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    Must be practicing for his next role as Benny Hill.

  3. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    2 communist cunts. After sex photo.

  4. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “Weekend at Mikhail’s”

  5. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    I bet when she gets home, she just peels her face off al-la Mrs. Doubtfire.

  6. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Jonas Grumby
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    They named the restaurant after the guy from Street Fighter? Wonder if the waiters wear karate outfits . . .

  7. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    … R Y U keep showing up here.

  8. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
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    Love how they blended her makeup/spackle right up in to her hair line.

  9. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Jonas Grumby
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    Oh, I get the strategy – those lines of white powder on the table are sugar, because its the Sugar Hut, right?

  10. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
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    If they ever made Jason Segel into a Muppet it would look identical to this.

  11. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    rantatonne
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    Thomas Ian Nicholas is ready for the next movie in the series, entitled American Mid-Life Crisis

  12. Cary Elwes Scarf Sunglasses
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    That could also just be Philip Seymor Hoffman’s younger brother, he hangs at the Grove too

  13. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “You talkin’ to me?…no, seriously, I gotta ask.”

  14. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
    yenjvoy
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    I was with the green berets uh special unit battalion uh commando tactical ammo specialist unit battalion. I CAN WALK!!! Its a miracle!!

  15. Crispin Glover
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    It’s like someone painted a face on their gable wall

  16. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    cubegleamer
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    Oh the chemistry these two have!

  17. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    Coming soon to a theater near you: Pam Anderson in “Stifler’s Mom–The Later Years”

  18. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
    Mr.Brightwell
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    Roomy

  19. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
    Mr.Brightwell
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    Someone give him his teeth back.

  20. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “Is that a thermonuclear warhead in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

  21. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
    fartbucket
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    So apparently …in Russia bra goes on ass! isn’t really a joke. Hmm

  22. Crispin Glover
    Mr.Brightwell
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    Do you think he paid for that haircut?

  23. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    So there’s this Nobel Prize winner jerking off an overrated bore.
    And the Secret Service agent says “Sorry Mr President…I didn’t know there was anyone in here.”

  24. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    Feed Me

  25. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
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    “Scott Disick? I thought you said ‘suck dicks’. I’m out of here.”

  26. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
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    Is that his face or did his neck step in a dirty diaper?

  27. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Mike
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    The highest bidder I’ll pay to see you slam her face down on pavement. That’ll make better buzz.

    I love that she went from a woman who fucked Ray J to a red carpet darling. Today’s spoiled brats who look up to her should have something horrible happen to them.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Bonky
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    No Aubrey, that’s a “peacock”, it’s something totally different. Just calm down and stop rubbing against it.

  29. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Three million assholes watch this woman every week and for that E! is giving her $40 million for another three years of her family on TV, sitting around doing nothing.

    • dooood

      they used to say that people who hated howard stern listened to him more frequently and for twice as long.
      there must be something wrong with supply and demand.
      either that or we are all some what masochistic.

      • Peter

        That’s where that quote ““The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” comes in
        It’s very true, if you want something to disappear you must ignore it completely. Hate isn’t the opposite of love, indifference is.

  30. Cary Elwes Scarf Sunglasses
    Kurryspice
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    car keys, check. cell phone, check. relevency, shit.

  31. Crispin Glover
    Bonky
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    Isn’t there a law that if your parents name you “Crispin” you have to be gay, even if you weren’t born that way ?

  32. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Still a MILF, well from ten feet away at least.

  33. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    “The Crap We Missed”… yeah, with every bullet so far.

  34. George Lucas Neck Pouch
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    “A few years ago George Lucas made and ate a sandwich. To this day he’s still throwing pepper and mayonnaise down his throat to ‘improve’ it.”

  35. Lauren Stoner Nipples Tight Dress
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    Isn’t that supposed to read “Lauren and Stoner”?

  36. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
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    “Oh Poe you di’int!”

  37. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
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    But if Al’s here, who’s minding the drive-in?

  38. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
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    I’m opening a restaurant across the street called “Ken”.

  39. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
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    From the thumbnail, I thought it was Skrillex.

  40. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
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    He’d better make that first punch count, ’cause otherwise she’s gonna flatten his pansy ass.

  41. Crispin Glover
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    This guy is seriously fucking weird.

  42. Topher Grace Beard
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    Yeah, yeah, rub it in… you banged Mila Kunis too, didn’tcha?

  43. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    I guess she snuck in a few paparazzi photos before she had to go wash dishes to pay her back taxes.

  44. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    Chavez is going to be SO jealous.

  45. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    Oz Matters
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    another Gorbachev photo?

  46. Crispin Glover
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    Teeth, optional. Dorothy Hamill haircut, mandatory.

  47. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Oz Matters
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    I see that Steven Seagal’s hairdresser now has a second client.

  48. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    So I guess there is somebody who buys the 5-gallon bucket of face powder at WalMart.

  49. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “I just jizzed on your back. Hee hee hee!”

  50. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    In Soviet Russia, nice has has YOU!

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