Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..
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Fwat ah ju lukhing at?
NBC is into fake redheads with big tits? Someone call Linday, she might have a job!
Riding a moped is liking riding Michael Bay. You may have to do it to get from point “A” to point “B”, but you’d rather no one know about it.
Mopeds and scooters are two different things. A Moped has peddles.
Bras for the Ass? I’ve heard of wearing a bra on your head to make a woman out of a Barbie doll but this is new.
So what do they serve at this restaurant? Besides pretentiousness.
Piss in a wine glass?
I thinks she’s hoping for pee soup.
Congratulations Topher on doing whatever made you feel justified in making this face, even if it was just pushing out a paint-peeling silent fart.
You like My Ass? Yes; My Ass is Good; Yes
She looks like what would happen if you mashed Jolie and Aniston together.
That’s almost as freakishly accurate as the thor/hamm combo to create Jason Issacs.
Guess which one is the dictator and which one in the dick.
That’s a hard one. Badabing.
Trying to choose which of these recent Pam pics is the scariest is no small task.
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Puttin’ on the Ritz!!
I don’t quite know what happened to Mikhail Gorbachev to make him look like that, but for his sake, I hope he died and they stuffed him.
he got old and put on some weight…. Christ! Welcome to a world outside of Hollywood.
Consider outer space. You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why, during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to sending up a man and a woman… together.
Deaf as a fucking doornail.
I met him once and his head is seriously like a fucking cow head. Biggest head I’ve ever seen. Gotta weigh 60 lbs. Just the head…60 lbs.
How was the sex?
“Harder!”
“Wha?”
“HARDER!”
“Wha?”
“I SAID, ‘FUCK ME HARDER, HULK’!!”
“Wha?”
“Give me a milk. Chocolate.”
20 years ago he was a swashbuckling pirate prince. Now he gets mistaken for Seymour Hoffman.
Was he in tights?
I’m sorry to say between watching broadcast TV and listening to my CD collection I don’t mange to keep up on who’s who in Hollywood. Is she going to be on Miami Vice?
All dressed up for the Halloween party about 6 months too early
What the hell is that hideous thing on him… oh never mind, it’s just John Cusack.
Am I the only one that read it as Sugar Nut?
You might be gay
I can Grow a Beard, See how cool I am
More people needed to react to Zac this way throughout his life and with any luck he might never have gotten this far. Pity.
She’s got the right idea here but she also needs to cover that mug.
… and the taco. No one wants to see the taco.
I kinda like the taco, is that wrong?
Well, he’s got class like a magician, I’ll give him that.
I’m pretty sure adopting the Richard Ramirez look will get you nowhere.
Leave the glute freakshow to Princess Kim, babe.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t go to the “Freaky Deaky” premeire that he’d melt my brain.
“Check it out, if you poke him in the belly he just sits there and makes the same face! Stupid reds.”
Ha, Ha, HA! That one was TOTALLY you dude! It TOTALLY smells like BORSCHT!
Methinks he has a queereye for some straight guy.
Definitely looks better with that body covered up so we can imagine that she looks like she did 20 years ago
Looks like Michael Bay had Megan Fox painted silver. Nice upgrade.
“Can you tell what it is yet?”
LOL, I though that Rolf had been getting a bit fat.
So glad the cameras were there to capture this utterly pointless moment.
teen wolf 16
teen wolf 17
If you look at the hairline, you can see the access seam Kim uses to peel that face off when she’s at home.
Yeh what is that?
makeup….thats a lot of makeup. who wears makeup onto their hairline??!!
teen wolf 18- “Global Warming”
He always makes me think of the “duck song” Youtube it and I think you will agree
Gerard Diepardeau must be on the meth! That was fast!
Frankly, Depardieu did it better.
So, she’s the new landscaper there?
Is it an ass bra?
“And then…oh man….that scene where the computer goes ‘Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of Chess?’ Haha!”
I’d say of all the things they’ve swallowed up to this point the raven has least to be ashamed of
Chin Lolo
A self serving asshole spotted at the world summit of noble peace laureates spotted with Mikhail Gorbachev
Quoth the Raven, “Your acting sucks”.
I told you…heeheeheehehe..
when I look reeaaallly hard, i can see my face!
“No ma’am…I said would you like P-E-A-S with that?”