The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12

April 24th, 2012 // 325 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
    Mike Walker
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    Fwat ah ju lukhing at?

  2. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Swearin
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    NBC is into fake redheads with big tits? Someone call Linday, she might have a job!

  3. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
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    Riding a moped is liking riding Michael Bay. You may have to do it to get from point “A” to point “B”, but you’d rather no one know about it.

  4. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    Bras for the Ass? I’ve heard of wearing a bra on your head to make a woman out of a Barbie doll but this is new.

  5. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Swearin
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    So what do they serve at this restaurant? Besides pretentiousness.

  6. Topher Grace Beard
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    Congratulations Topher on doing whatever made you feel justified in making this face, even if it was just pushing out a paint-peeling silent fart.

  7. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
    Coyote
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    You like My Ass? Yes; My Ass is Good; Yes

  8. Lauren Stoner Nipples Tight Dress
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    She looks like what would happen if you mashed Jolie and Aniston together.

  9. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    Guess which one is the dictator and which one in the dick.

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    Trying to choose which of these recent Pam pics is the scariest is no small task.

  11. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/24/jessica_jane_squeeze-340_453.jpg[/img]

  12. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    Anthony
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    Puttin’ on the Ritz!!

  13. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    I don’t quite know what happened to Mikhail Gorbachev to make him look like that, but for his sake, I hope he died and they stuffed him.

  14. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
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    Consider outer space. You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why, during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to sending up a man and a woman… together.

  15. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
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    Deaf as a fucking doornail.

    I met him once and his head is seriously like a fucking cow head. Biggest head I’ve ever seen. Gotta weigh 60 lbs. Just the head…60 lbs.

  16. Crispin Glover
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    “Give me a milk. Chocolate.”

  17. Cary Elwes Scarf Sunglasses
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    20 years ago he was a swashbuckling pirate prince. Now he gets mistaken for Seymour Hoffman.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    I’m sorry to say between watching broadcast TV and listening to my CD collection I don’t mange to keep up on who’s who in Hollywood. Is she going to be on Miami Vice?

  19. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
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    All dressed up for the Halloween party about 6 months too early

  20. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
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    What the hell is that hideous thing on him… oh never mind, it’s just John Cusack.

  21. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Anthony
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    Am I the only one that read it as Sugar Nut?

  22. Topher Grace Beard
    Coyote
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    I can Grow a Beard, See how cool I am

  23. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
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    More people needed to react to Zac this way throughout his life and with any luck he might never have gotten this far. Pity.

  24. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
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    She’s got the right idea here but she also needs to cover that mug.

  25. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    Well, he’s got class like a magician, I’ll give him that.

  26. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    I’m pretty sure adopting the Richard Ramirez look will get you nowhere.

  27. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    Leave the glute freakshow to Princess Kim, babe.

  28. Crispin Glover
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    Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t go to the “Freaky Deaky” premeire that he’d melt my brain.

  29. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “Check it out, if you poke him in the belly he just sits there and makes the same face! Stupid reds.”

  30. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    MarkM
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    Ha, Ha, HA! That one was TOTALLY you dude! It TOTALLY smells like BORSCHT!

  31. Crispin Glover
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    Methinks he has a queereye for some straight guy.

  32. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    Definitely looks better with that body covered up so we can imagine that she looks like she did 20 years ago

  33. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
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    Looks like Michael Bay had Megan Fox painted silver. Nice upgrade.

  34. George Lucas Neck Pouch
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “Can you tell what it is yet?”

  35. Lauren Stoner Nipples Tight Dress
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    So glad the cameras were there to capture this utterly pointless moment.

  36. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    michael bay
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    teen wolf 16

  37. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
    michael bay
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    teen wolf 17

  38. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
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    If you look at the hairline, you can see the access seam Kim uses to peel that face off when she’s at home.

  39. Amber Rose Cameltoe Tight Pants
    michael bay
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    teen wolf 18- “Global Warming”

  40. George Lucas Neck Pouch
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    He always makes me think of the “duck song” Youtube it and I think you will agree

  41. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
    Bigalkie
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    Gerard Diepardeau must be on the meth! That was fast!

  42. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Jonas Grumby
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    So, she’s the new landscaper there?

  43. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it an ass bra?

  44. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “And then…oh man….that scene where the computer goes ‘Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of Chess?’ Haha!”

  45. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    I’d say of all the things they’ve swallowed up to this point the raven has least to be ashamed of

  46. George Lucas Neck Pouch
    Jonas Grumby
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    Chin Lolo

  47. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    Bigalkie
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    A self serving asshole spotted at the world summit of noble peace laureates spotted with Mikhail Gorbachev

  48. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    Quoth the Raven, “Your acting sucks”.

  49. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    pamela anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    I told you…heeheeheehehe..
    when I look reeaaallly hard, i can see my face!

  50. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “No ma’am…I said would you like P-E-A-S with that?”

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