The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.22.14

April 22nd, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes hard on that one, but I drink your eyerape up.) that I spend almost my entire day sniffing out. Think of me as truffle hog (Fellas?), only instead of finding you a delicious culinary treat, I give you every possible shot of Prince William holding dick-like objects in front of his wife.

Call me Pooh, or Babe, or Wilbur, or Minimus, but not Porky. Never, ever call me Porky *shudders, remembers gym class showers*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    I just imagine Ice T has an accountant that goes around town handing out checks to studios that “hire Coco to model”. Like every modeling job Coco gets costs him $20K

  2. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
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    I like what I’m almost seeing here…

  3. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
    donkeylicks
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    Nope, no botox here… no botox what soever.

  4. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
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    That can’t be Swift, the bikini bottom doesn’t go up to her ribs.

  5. Adam Lambert Cutoff Jean Shorts High Boots No Socks
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    This is what Miley’s offspring would look like if Billy Ray agreed to a devil’s three way with George Michael.

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
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    “Who can turn the world on with her smile….”

  7. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Those ostriches are fucking mean!

  8. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Is it just me, or can you hear that music when you lose on “The Price Is Right”, too?

  9. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    Superpope! Up, up, and away!

  10. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    I think her stylist uses PAM.

  11. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
    Nate
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    These two look like wax statues.

  12. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
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    9,000 other celebrities would be mortified to show a pic with this much ass. They would be wrong. Nom nom nom.

  13. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    9,000 other celebrities would be mortified to show a pic with this much ass. They would be wrong.

    On the plus side, at least this is not an underwear selfie.

  14. Rita Ora Butt Leather Pants
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    Nevertheless, I’d still be glad to handle the Windex duties.

  15. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
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    I wonder which butt cheek is really hers and which is ‘the other butt cheek’?

  16. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Hey, that’s Pennywise the Clown sans fards.

  17. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
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    There’s something about Barry

  18. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    bob
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    Her only regret is that she has boneitis

  19. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    glam
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    Nerds!!!

  20. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
    david(guest)
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    this is what Bronze in the World Gurning Championships looks like

  21. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “That’s no moon…”
    “It’s too big to be a space station.”

  22. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Above average at best.

  23. Georges St Pierre Eating Ice Cream Sandwich
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    He was pretty badass in The Winter Soldier.

  24. Georges St Pierre Eating Ice Cream Sandwich
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    Who?

  25. Rita Ora Butt Leather Pants
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    White[r] Rihanna

  26. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
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    No way that’s Taylor. The person in this photo has some semblance of an ass. Taylor doesn’t.

  27. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    Look at his eyes. He’s high as fuck.

  28. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
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    Body’s looking tight.

  29. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    Those tits really are all she’s got going for her and she’s doing all she can to hide them. When people stop paying attention to her they’ll come back to the fore real fucking quick.

  30. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    Fuck Tom Cruise. I would nail dat ass.

  31. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
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    Fuck yes. I love dat ass. I love her body in general.

  32. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    Johnny Barbells
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    “…i’ve fallen …and i can’t get up!”

  33. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
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    Good lord. Why?

  34. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
    Johnny Barbells
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    “coercion of a prostitute” …how fucked up do you have to be for a hooker to say; “uh, no thanks, i’ll take the next one.”

  35. Adam Lambert Cutoff Jean Shorts High Boots No Socks
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    …oh lord.

  36. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    Nicki Minaj and Coco? It’ not even m birthday yet. Look at that ass. It’s big but not ugly. It’s perfect. I want to put my face in there.

  37. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
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    …i still would …i’d just keep the room dimly lit and picture her in “3000 miles to graceland” …no problem.

  38. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    alexxx3488
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    You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into that boy’s ‘ole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in…

  39. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
    alexxx3488
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    It’s really cool that Madame Tussauds is allowing for hourly rentals of their sculptures…

  40. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    …dear, sweet, 8 lb. 6 oz. newborn baby jesus …thank you,

  41. Rita Ora Butt Leather Pants
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    I hope she’s going back to London.

  42. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
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    I want to have sexual relations with her. She is perfect.

  43. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
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    …i mean, if it was’nt pam anderson, and just some chick who owns that boutique downtown, she’d be really fuckin’ hot.

  44. Kal Penn Fat Weight Gain Full Beard The Velocity Of Autumn Opening Night
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m a huge fan of Parks & Recreation.

    Oh.

  45. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ron obviously got the looks, career, money, and the dentist.

  46. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This turned out even better than expected for Bruce Jenner.

  47. Mena Suvari Butt Yoga Pants
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    …more please. (but only without the hobbit standing next to her)

  48. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    She’s so gross. The Penguin comparisons are appropriate.

  49. Cameron Diaz Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    Why wear dress that accentuates how far apart your tits are?

  50. Mena Suvari Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s got a great ass and nice small tits. Love her.

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