The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.22.14

April 22nd, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes hard on that one, but I drink your eyerape up.) that I spend almost my entire day sniffing out. Think of me as truffle hog (Fellas?), only instead of finding you a delicious culinary treat, I give you every possible shot of Prince William holding dick-like objects in front of his wife.

Call me Pooh, or Babe, or Wilbur, or Minimus, but not Porky. Never, ever call me Porky *shudders, remembers gym class showers*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    I may be wrong here, but I MAY rather see Rita Rusic than this potato looking bitch.

  2. Rita Ora Butt Leather Pants
    Marketing Mike
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    Sometimes she looks good, and sometimes she looks like this.

  3. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Bane
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    I get less of the creepy vibe from Ed Gein than this guy.

  4. Cameron Diaz Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    I deem this picture “spankable”.

  5. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I did more running this morning than she’s done in her life.

  6. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
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    Fuck yes, keep posting pics of her and McCurdy. My boner appreciates it.

  7. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Hey Bar, lets play Game of Thrones.

  8. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Big Bird! That’s who she reminds me of!

  9. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
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    My favorite basketball player of all time. Got nothing shitty to say here.

  10. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
    Bane
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    Hold the phone, I’ve gotta pee?

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Suit The Other Woman Premiere
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    Even Leslie Mann is trying to peek at it.

  12. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    Really...?
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    Its like a younger Weaver / Fields combo. And I’d embrace the wrath of Cruise for that, I truly would !

  13. Hilary Duff Nipples No Bra
    Gen
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    This bitch doesn’t have bad angles, does she…

  14. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    Really...?
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    “Darling, this is just like when Pippa has popped over to pick up loose coinage from the floor yet again. In her skyscraper heels.”

  15. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
    Really...?
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    Are they really the best Pammie, Billy Ray, Wilmer look-a-likes available in West Hollywood over a holiday weekend ?

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “If only it was still alive, I could show it how to appear as a human.”

  17. Georges St Pierre Eating Ice Cream Sandwich
    Icehawg
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    Fatty.

  18. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
    Really...?
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    I’m starting to wonder if this guy ever had the aids, or if it was another one of the Obama sponsored masterplans to enable a gay liberal takeover of the United States ?

  19. Hilary Duff Nipples No Bra
    Icehawg
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    BJ pics or it didn’t happen.

  20. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    To say that’s an unfortunate body, is to say Hitler had a slight problem with the Jews.

  21. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
    Really...?
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    I know this is airbrushed, but even when I apply a worst case filter to her (“Reverse Kardashian Ass”), she’s still fucking hot.

    That is all.

  22. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    Don’t sandpeople walk in single file to conceal their numbers?

  23. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    Yeah, he gets a pass from me, infinitely a much better Pope than any of the other ones have ever been.

  24. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She looks cute here.

  25. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    PassingTrue
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    Well, she can afford to walk around in and shop in New York city. So she has that going for her, which is nice.

  26. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
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    And 10 secs later she fell down.

  27. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
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    Yes please more of her.

  28. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
    PassingTrue
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    Your move Kardashian.

  29. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Jezebel
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    Bruce Vilanch is wearing some short shorts!

  30. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    PassingTrue
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    So, ya look in the mirror on the way out the door and say, “yeah, I got this one.”

    He must use carnival mirrors.

  31. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    I have spent the last few decades trying to process that he is Ron Howard’s brother, still have not been able to accept it.

  32. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
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    Holy shit, you mean this really is not Janice Dickinson?

  33. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    PassingTrue
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    I bought this from the dark skinned gentleman over there. He called it a trouser snake.

  34. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
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    Seriously, I don’t think he ever had AIDS, I mean, no way.

  35. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    PassingTrue
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    Maam, would you like to meet Clint Howard?

  36. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
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    I watched that Piranha movie the other night for the first time. Surprisingly it was not shit and surprisingly she was not half bad in it either.

  37. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
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    She is so goddamn fine.

  38. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding On Lap On Scooter
    PassingTrue
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    Just completed her riding lesons from Gwyneth Paltrow.

  39. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Bonky
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    ” I know, I know, a thousand questions. But first, the tranya.”

  40. Cameron Diaz Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
    Really...?
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    But with brand X, I get a grin. Again and again.

  41. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
    Really...?
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    Lose the top. Keep the boots.

    The sulky face is optional.

  42. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
    Ronaldo
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    Its sad what she did to her face….she could have aged with some dignity

  43. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
    bonky
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    Katy Perry on the set of the Disney remake of “The Walking Dead”.

  44. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    i loved him in Land of the Lost. cutest Cha-ka EVER.

  45. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Ronaldo
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    Why did i remembered the Penguin (dany devito) in Batman Returns??? Oh yes…i know why.

  46. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Bonky
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    No matter where he goes, that fucking “Ned and Stacey Fan
    Club” has to show up and ruin everything for him.

  47. Mena Suvari Butt Yoga Pants
    Ronaldo
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    her only asset…..her butt. Still looking decent.

  48. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
    skunk
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    ice road fuckers

  49. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
    cajunhawk
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    All the womens should take note…this is what we want.

  50. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    cajunhawk
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    All the womens should take note…this is not what we want…ever.

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