The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.22.14

April 22nd, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes hard on that one, but I drink your eyerape up.) that I spend almost my entire day sniffing out. Think of me as truffle hog (Fellas?), only instead of finding you a delicious culinary treat, I give you every possible shot of Prince William holding dick-like objects in front of his wife.

Call me Pooh, or Babe, or Wilbur, or Minimus, but not Porky. Never, ever call me Porky *shudders, remembers gym class showers*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Marketing Mike
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    There’s always a dike at the edge of the frame,
    who says everything with her eyes.

  2. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Been a long time since “Wings”, huh pal?

  3. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    It looks like one of those old-fashioned rubber bicycle bulb horns.

    And when you squeeze it, it goes, “ZaLOOG-ah!”

  4. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    George P. Burdell
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    This photo should be probably cause to check the trunks in his attic and his crawl spaces anywhere he has ever lived..

  5. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Legs look good from this distance.

  6. Kal Penn Fat Weight Gain Full Beard The Velocity Of Autumn Opening Night
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    I ate White Castle once because of the movie. Never again.

  7. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    maoix
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    I need to start drinking again.

  8. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Somewhere in that camper, two terrified children are watching a glass of water vibrate on the dashboard.

  9. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    Whatever happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.

  10. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Clint Howard is a much better man than me. If my brother was a huge movie director and my career was a Star Trek episode and a few crumbs my brother threw me, I wouldn’t be smiling.

  11. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    meeps!
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    So GIRLS is about an inflatable clown punching bag that does what…?

  12. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    George P. Burdell
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    The Royal “Ass to Ass”

  13. Cameron Diaz Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    She… she doesn’t look bad enough to make fun of here.

    *pokes her with a stick*

  14. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
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    Didn’t recognize her even with the lopsided boobs.

  15. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Will, does it vibrate?

  16. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
    meeps!
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    No flakes, but that itch…

  17. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
    rican
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    The Other Woman…with the rectangular torso and the giant breasts.

  18. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Who do I call to hire Stewie Griffin? Tell him to bring his tuba.

  19. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    fred
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    “Well, yes William, it would be wonderful if it was closer to that size. Since we are playing the ‘wonderful if’ game, it would also be nice if you had less hair on your back and more on your head.”

  20. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    Kate UpTop.

  21. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
    Marketing Mike
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    May I have another Chicken Leg please…

  22. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She has the ass of a Kardashian, without the cellulite.

  23. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
    George P. Burdell
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    Forget the pants. She is just happy to have gotten out of Clint Howard’s hotel room.

  24. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
    jep
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    He beat up Snow White? Man, those dwarfs are gonna be pissed.

  25. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Marketing Mike
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    That Alcohol and Meth diet really works…

  26. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    rican
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    What a prankster, going to a film festival wearing the fake ugly teeth.

  27. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Opie Cunningham
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    That’s not Ron Howard; that’s his mutant brother Clint. Damn what mess.

  28. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
    fred
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    He’s got that “I have AIDS and I still fuck more bitches than you” look on his face.

  29. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Silk Socks
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    She is the physical representation of a fisheye lens.

  30. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    He looks like he went sideways and then ass backwards.

  31. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Ever notice you never see Lena Dunham and (Tim Burton’s) Oswald Cobblepot in the same place at the same time?

  32. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
    Marketing Mike
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    At least we know who’s plastic surgeon she uses.
    “Just give me the JD special…”

  33. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
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    I didn’t know she was packing THIS much butt meat.

  34. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    Scientology is hell on the body.

  35. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    joe
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    I think most of religion is a pile of shit, but this guy’s at least trying.

    • Really? What has he done that’s impressed you in any way?
      Personally I’m getting a little sick of hearing how amazing this guy is just because he’s not a child rapist apologist as much as the last guy was. Not preaching as much hate…is that all it takes to be called a great Pope these days?

      Christians must be proud to have the bar set so high

      • Johnny Barbells

        …well, yeah, i kinda think that’s the point …when you belong to an institution, and that institution has lost it’s way and become corrupt, and it’s remained that way for centuries, and you come along and you go completely against that long-standing status-quo, trying to affect positive change from the inside, knowing damn well you’ll incur the wrath of those who are still towing the company line …yeah, you deserve some pats on the back …i hear what you’re saying and agree with you on some level, but, the church has’nt been “good” for a long time, and he’s the first pope in modern times to make some small strides toward breaking that cycle …so, maybe lighten up on the guy?

      • That’s a great point. Thank you for speaking up.

  36. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
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    Was it the Aids that Turned his kid so Very Gay

  37. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
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    Sing Janie’s Got a Gun!

  38. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
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    Who is paying her for this shit?

  39. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    Marketing Mike
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    Somewhere, John Hamm is smiling…

  40. Pamela Anderson Drunk Hanging On Mystery Guy
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    You don’t have to show ALL your teeth.

  41. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
    joe
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    This is what happens when folks watch the Pam and Tommy Lee sex tape.

  42. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
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    This is how you hold it Kate.

  43. Coco Huge Ass Thong Heels Instagram
    jep
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    Son of a bitch. I’ll never be able to un-see that.

  44. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
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    Curves in all the right places.

  45. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Marketing Mike
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    I will never, ever, be able to un-see this picture.

  46. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding On Lap On Scooter
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    I know we’re here to make fun of celebrities, but this is awesome.

  47. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    And bitter beer face to top it all off.

  48. Adam Lambert Cutoff Jean Shorts High Boots No Socks
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    Who wakes up and says “What would Billy Ray Cyrus wear?”

  49. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    jep
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    Damn… it looks like two battleships are fighting under a blanket.

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