The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.22.14

April 22nd, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes hard on that one, but I drink your eyerape up.) that I spend almost my entire day sniffing out. Think of me as truffle hog (Fellas?), only instead of finding you a delicious culinary treat, I give you every possible shot of Prince William holding dick-like objects in front of his wife.

Call me Pooh, or Babe, or Wilbur, or Minimus, but not Porky. Never, ever call me Porky *shudders, remembers gym class showers*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    For an old guy he can plank with the best of them.

  2. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    I’m not gonna knock on him because I think he’s doing a much better job of being pope but somebody should really check for a pulse.

    • For an organization that regularly hires septuagenarians, they may already have a protocol for this. Maybe something like those “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!” gizmos.

  3. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    My god, she looks good here – almost, but not quite, good enough to risk the wrath of Cruise.

  4. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    Mike
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    Yummy!

  5. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Don’t think of prison erotica. Don’t think of prison erotica. Don’t think of prison erotica. Don’t think of prison erotica. ”
    -Manly girl in the background

  6. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    Pimpin’ ain’t easy…

  7. Adam Lambert Cutoff Jean Shorts High Boots No Socks
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    Did the gay mafia kick him out of their clubhouse?

  8. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Christ, there’s a heck of a contrast between this and the previous pic!

  9. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    This is creepy even by 1700′s colonial levels…

  10. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    dirt dog
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    Or Ron Howard’s brother?

  11. Kelly Brook Butt Underwear Instagram
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    I would pummel the stuffing out of her…

  12. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    dirt dog
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    She is just embarrassing herself at this point.

  13. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    It’s like an ostrich’s body with Friar Tuck’s head…

  14. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    That’s an unrepentant expression.

  15. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Adam Bomb
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    Correction– Clint Howard. Ron’s terrifying brother.

  16. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    It’s always a bit disconcerting to click on a Superficial Photo Gallery and see real tits.

  17. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – horizontal stripes are not your friend.

  18. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    Catholic Easter Egg hunts creep me out.

  19. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
    fred
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    Even Pat thinks Katy has put on a few lbs.

  20. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    This guy knows how to party.

  21. Thomas Haden Church Creepy Moustache Goatee Lucky Them Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    meeps!
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    Harrison Ford after a 3 day bender…

  22. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    Juch
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    When is Francis gonna learn that even a papal cape can’t make you fly?

  23. Katy Perry Green Hair Gut Tight Dress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “No, seriously, I’m a famous person. Let me in!”

  24. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Looking at her, isn’t obvious why Leonardo DiCaprio got tired of fucking her? Well, it isn’t to me can someone explain it please?

  25. Clint Howard Brown Teeth Long Hair Intramural Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    meeps!
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    [no]

  26. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    Juch
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    Face has still got that lumpy Playdoh look to it.

  27. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
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    “Please keep walking,” no doubt said the guy who took this picture.

  28. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    Was the prostitute one of those urchin chimney sweeps?

  29. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    Bonky
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    Ok, that’s it, were changing the Communion wine to grape juice !

  30. Ariana Grande Minidress Hooker Boots
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    She looks like a contender on Toddlers and Tiaras. You know, the show where mothers dress their babies like whores.

  31. Adam Lambert Cutoff Jean Shorts High Boots No Socks
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    He went from 70s-era Bowie to late 90s George Michael. He’s the gay pop star Zelig.

  32. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
    Bonky
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    It’s a start.

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage The Other Woman Premiere
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    You know, Kate, instead of threatening to get your breasts reduced all the time, you could try buying clothes that fit.

  34. Georges St Pierre Eating Ice Cream Sandwich
    George P. Burdell
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    Baby stepping his way to a full black microphone Kardashian.

  35. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
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    She looks like a younger Sally Fields here, but that’s not a bad thing.

  36. Kal Penn Fat Weight Gain Full Beard The Velocity Of Autumn Opening Night
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    That’s one good looking terrorist.

  37. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    I always wondered what Bar looked like her Junior year in High School.
    Hell, she still has acne in this picture.

  38. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Tight Dress The Other Woman Premiere
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    I don’t know how to process Nicki Minaj when she’s not all spandex and neon.

  39. Tim Zickuhr Mugshot Prostitute Kidnapping Extortion Coercion Arrest
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    That’s the face of a man who was surprised his hooker would try to steal money out of his bank account after he gave her his ATM card and NIP – seriously, that’s why he was arrested.

  40. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
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    Dear, could you put that in my vagina.

  41. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
    MarketingMike
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    How does that little kid underneath him breath?

  42. Katie Holmes Miss Meadows Premiere Tribecca Film Festival
    George P. Burdell
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    She looks a lot like Miss Meadows, my 11th grade English teacher.

  43. Courteney Cox Nipples Cleavage Weird Face The Late Show
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    I honestly don’t think there was really a demand for a second Janice Dickinson.

  44. Taylor Swift Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Worst ass shot yet.

  45. Lena Dunham Huge Ass Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    She has never, ever broken a sweat in her life.

  46. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I would never passover this girl.

  47. Magic Johnson Sticking Tongue Out Wife Cookie
    Cuddles
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    His legs are because of the AIDS, right?

  48. Kal Penn Fat Weight Gain Full Beard The Velocity Of Autumn Opening Night
    johncleese
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    This fat, bloated fuck devoid of any talent is still better than Kimye

  49. Prince William Kate Middleton Holding Wood Snake Uluru-Kata Tjuta Cultural Centre Visit
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    “I get to use it too, right, dear?”

    “Back off, wench.”

  50. Pope Francis Pryaying Laying On Floor Under Blanket
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    He’s done a good job reaching out to all groups so I’ll give him a pass for looking like someone who had too much Jesus juice.

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