The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.19.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the bloated, over-indulged faces of Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, as well as Hillary’s insane face and grandma hair for the sake of providing equal-time, and because I feel these photos represent what a shitshow of an election cycle/country in general we’re all swimming in. We’re so dumb, we’re actually allowing this same political finger fuck parade to go on once again in the same way we’re super excited for the Baywatch reboot, because it’s some shit that’s familiar with new boobs painted on it. I don’t even care anymore. It’s fun to watch Hollywood and Washington swirl down the drain at the same time, while getting paid to mock it on the Internet. Jodie Sweetin’s nipples that are finally visible after weeks know what I’m talking about. (Yep, all of this will have to somehow go on a resume one day.)

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