The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.17.12

April 17th, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots that could easily be used in one of those before & after anti-meth campaigns.

Whatever the Olsen twins transfered onto that blanket should finish the rest of them off,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    Allison Wunderlan
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    ….because Lindsay Lohan was busy with the real thing.

  2. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    Drew
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    Grew up in an upper middle class family in Barbados. Fast tracked to stardom by a family friend that worked in the American recording industry.

    Please continue telling us how much of a thug you are.

    • Even if she did come up in a life of thuggery, why in the hell would she, or anyone else for that matter, advertise it, let alone write it on her torso? Isn’t that like getting a tattoo that says “Whoopee! I fuck my father and my brothers.”

    • El Jefe

      Where the hell did she grow up in an Upper Middle Class family in Barbados? The whole thug life thing is crap, but she was by no means upper middle class, hell I don’t think she was even middle class.

      Who was the family friend that had all this power to get her signed, because if they are so powerful there should be a ton of singing stars signed from Barbados?

  3. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
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    Nicolette Sheridan: Taking a bite out of date rape one scrotum at a time.

  4. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dude, I’m gayer”

    “No, I am”

    “No you’re not, I am”

  5. James Marsden
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Nothing says “It’s good to be home” like an open fly.

  6. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “Ta_a _eid” ….Ok, is there a Z in it?

  7. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    I see they got over the Trayvon Martin crisis.

    Back to normalcy.

  8. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    Allison Wunderlan
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    …and at night they glow in the dark, and when I fart it’s like you can see a big nebula!

  9. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    Deacon Jones
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    Her asscrack probably smells like a burning tire yard.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Maria got to pick the new maid

  11. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    who and who?

  12. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Print Pants
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    When does she die?

  13. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    We can see it, love.

  14. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    carol rules
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    johnny have tiny head. maybe that’s his indian name: tiny head.

  15. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    tron
    Commented on this photo:

    So gross.

  16. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Joel, you want to TELL ME WHY THE FUCK WE’RE MAKING OUT ON A VERTICAL COUCH?! AT AN AWARDS GALA OF ALL PLACES??!”

  17. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
    Deacon Jones
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    ” I just shit myself in this dress and you cant even tell!”

  18. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
    Allison Wunderlan
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    It used to be Pangea until the tectonic plates shifted.

  19. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
    carol rules
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    orange monster ass.

  20. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
    carol rules
    Commented on this photo:

    i have never seen a photo of her where she looks clean

  21. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    “So i drunk a bottle this big in one gulp”

  22. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Sheppy
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    I have no problem with her looking like KK. She’s not, is the point. That makes her a better person.

  23. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
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    Another Kuntrashiclone, ugh.

  24. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “Are you the guy who wanted his meat and two veg in a sand witch?”

  25. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is gross

  26. Scarlett Johansson
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just told her there’s a SOUTH America.

  27. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    MMmmm. Bendy.

  28. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Deacon Jones
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    The only thing that could make this picture bearable would be if a bunch of farm animals ran up and started gangraping her over that bale of hay.

  29. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Allison Wunderlan
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    It looks like Janice Dickinson was left in the sun too long and melted.

  30. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
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    well a normal person’s reaction if Nicolette Sheridan was in that position.

  31. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks a little disturbed – WTF – did she blot her lipstick with her fingers???

  32. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
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    When a man loves a man….

  33. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    Black microphone joke in 3… 2… 1…

  34. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    EricLr
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    Typical white man. Took him 20 years to finally get around to embarrassing the *Indian* people.

  35. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Every day is a step closer to the day I can dance in their graves.

  36. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim,

    Look, it’s your potential other self if you weren’t a piece of shit whore.

  37. Chris Klein Scarf
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Stay there.

  38. Catherine Zeta-Jones Nipples Bitter Pill
    Mama Pinkus
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    looks like her body is desperately trying to turn into the shape of a fridge……….time to put down the cigs and pick up some weights, Catherine

  39. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Deacon Jones
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    Overrated, IMO

  40. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t mean to be presumptuous here, but does anyone have any crack I might borrow?

  41. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    well this is what happens when you tell Bob “Batman”Kane you don’t know shit about Batman and then throw him off the set.

  42. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Grand Poobah
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    I need to put something between those titties, they are calling to me

  43. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Believe it or not, that’s actually one of the better Kardashian clones. The worst were the ones that just lived for a few seconds and kept screaming for death.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    looks to me like 50 Cents and a wooden nickel..

  45. Mena Suvari Butt See Through Dress
    Murf
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone noticing the track marks on the inside of her left arm?

  46. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    no glove, no love…!

  47. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    oh crap Whitney Houston didn’t die. she became a white woman.

  48. Scarlett Johansson
    sprub
    Commented on this photo:

    Ses seins sont effectivement invitants

  49. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    I will put my hand in your pocket, if you will put yours in mine!

  50. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Please remember, a chicken is for life not just for Easter

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