The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.17.12

April 17th, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots that could easily be used in one of those before & after anti-meth campaigns.

Whatever the Olsen twins transfered onto that blanket should finish the rest of them off,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    That awkward moment when you’re dressed up in full war paint and run into an an actual Indian.

  2. Chris Klein Scarf
    Alex
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    The dude from Glee.

  3. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Bonky
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    Does she just stay in bed all day right until her photo shoots ?

  4. Mena Suvari Butt See Through Dress
    Billybob
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    Boy, that dress really subtracts a touch of class from that tattoo.

  5. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Alex
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    What’s she looking at in the sky?

  6. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Batman
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    “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

  7. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    The Pope
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    “We’re incredibly offended, but y’know…money.”

  8. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Alex
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    I’d say the man that doesn’t like fat women’s Kim Kardashian.

  9. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Batman
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    This picture has severallayers of “Not Giving a Fuck” – its like a sad, apathetic lasagna.

  10. Chris Klein Scarf
    Glow Bowl
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    “Thank God this planet is filled with idiots needing to be entertained” Is the name of the expression on his face for the rest of this life.

  11. kimmykimkim

    Wtf?!

  12. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Print Pants
    Billybob
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    This outfit SCREAMS who cares.

  13. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Bonky
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    “Here’s another one of me with some guy who think’s I’m Kim Kardashian. He bought me dinner and drinks and wants to take me to Hawaii. I can’t remember his name.”

  14. Alice Eve Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Now take two steps forward and go slightly to your right…

  15. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    Johnny P!
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    Is this one of those “people of Wal-mart” pics?

  16. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Batman
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    If there’s one thing that’s worse than getting famous for doing nothing, its getting famous for looking like someone who got famous for doing nothing.

    • Colostomy Bag

      Just wait til the skank comes along who gets famous for looking like the chick who got famous for looking like KK. By the time this show has done it’s run, the final chick will be resembling Hillary, Colombia style.

  17. Chris Klein Scarf
    Billybob
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    “I tried to use this scarf to hang myself from the rafters but then I realized ‘fashion statement’! I’ll be around one more day at least.”

  18. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    nick
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    The question is, which one is going to beat her?

  19. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Bonky
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    She can pretty much show up anywhere for anything and it becomes all about her.

  20. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Jonny Carsick
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    The cock sucker that gave her the first gig needs to have his balls removed.

  21. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Bonky
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    Yes, that’s nice, but can she cook ?

  22. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Johnny P!
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    Nicorette helps yet another person quit smoking…
    this time using “Aversion Therapy”.

  23. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    jd
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    “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

  24. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Billybob
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    Tara Reid puts the ‘awful’ in ‘bra full.’

  25. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    nick
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    “You see, I AM on my period!!”

  26. Catherine Zeta-Jones Nipples Bitter Pill
    Johnny P!
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    An Octo-Mom Bio Movie-of-the-Week already?

  27. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    jd
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    When the fuck did Tonto start dressing like Gene Simmons?

  28. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Thank U RiRi. Keep the nuttiness a-coming.

  29. Ashley Tisdale Cleavage The Lucky One
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    Show the goods or go home!

  30. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    She’s undressing me with her eyes. Right now they’re trying to untie my shoelaces.

  31. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    The Pope
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    “Nothing but old guys and black chicks. Just like back in ’68, amirite?!”

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
    Bonky
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    One used to bang Maria Shriver, the other banged Chelsea Lately. This is their support group to get over that trauma.

  33. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
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    What the fuck? Seriously! Is she an actress? A fluffer? A Waste of Oxygen?

  34. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Bonky
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    After 20 years together, Jason Statham and Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley still try to make it work.

  35. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Bob
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    My girlfriend needs to get her shit together.

  36. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    The Pope
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    Not pictured: her uncle Jed, granny, and cousin Jethro.

  37. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Frank Burns
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    Looks like Khloe Kardashian was there too.

  38. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    CK
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    That Heidi Montag mouth doesn’t work on her, either.

  39. Scarlett Johansson
    Bonky
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    It was obvious that someone had made an error booking Miss Johansson, when one reporter asked, “Ms Aniston we all want to know if there is any truth that you wish you could get back together with Brad Pitt ?”

  40. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Frank Burns
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    Away in a manger,
    A skank took his bed
    The little Lord Jesus
    Said “SMDH”.

  41. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Bonky
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    Boxers can do this all day and it’s not gay, so why can’t we ?

  42. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    The Pope
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    Looks like he’s been a little rough on his Real Doll there.

  43. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    slippinx12
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    Swing low sweet chariots

  44. Catherine Zeta-Jones Nipples Bitter Pill
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    North Pole got all the fun stuff, it should at least let South Pole decide which way they’re going.

  45. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Throjo
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    “watch me catch this hay on fire! BRRRRRRPPPPPPPT!”

  46. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    slippinx12
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    They found love in a hopeless place

  47. Scarlett Johansson
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Why yes. I do shoot bullets out of my tits. How did you know?

  48. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanna bet my booger is bigger than your booger?

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    I wish Arnold punched his fist through his chest and said “Need a hand?”

  50. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    direchef
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    Tim Burton is on the rock in the background shouting for more haberdashery.

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