Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots that could easily be used in one of those before & after anti-meth campaigns.
Whatever the Olsen twins transfered onto that blanket should finish the rest of them off,
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That awkward moment when you’re dressed up in full war paint and run into an an actual Indian.
Ding!
The dude from Glee.
Does she just stay in bed all day right until her photo shoots ?
Boy, that dress really subtracts a touch of class from that tattoo.
what tattoo?
I cannot think of a comment that would express my opinion of this fiasco better than Billybob
What’s she looking at in the sky?
My guess is two airplanes flying in different directions.
A castles in the air IQ level.
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
“We’re incredibly offended, but y’know…money.”
I’d say the man that doesn’t like fat women’s Kim Kardashian.
Are you planning on finishing your thought?
This picture has severallayers of “Not Giving a Fuck” – its like a sad, apathetic lasagna.
“Thank God this planet is filled with idiots needing to be entertained” Is the name of the expression on his face for the rest of this life.
Wtf?!
It translates to “kimkim smokums da wakky weed”.
This outfit SCREAMS who cares.
“Here’s another one of me with some guy who think’s I’m Kim Kardashian. He bought me dinner and drinks and wants to take me to Hawaii. I can’t remember his name.”
Now take two steps forward and go slightly to your right…
Is this one of those “people of Wal-mart” pics?
If there’s one thing that’s worse than getting famous for doing nothing, its getting famous for looking like someone who got famous for doing nothing.
Just wait til the skank comes along who gets famous for looking like the chick who got famous for looking like KK. By the time this show has done it’s run, the final chick will be resembling Hillary, Colombia style.
“I tried to use this scarf to hang myself from the rafters but then I realized ‘fashion statement’! I’ll be around one more day at least.”
The question is, which one is going to beat her?
She can pretty much show up anywhere for anything and it becomes all about her.
I’ve got an S&M dungeon built under my house. and yes. yes it would.
The cock sucker that gave her the first gig needs to have his balls removed.
Yes, that’s nice, but can she cook ?
Nicorette helps yet another person quit smoking…
this time using “Aversion Therapy”.
“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Tara Reid puts the ‘awful’ in ‘bra full.’
“You see, I AM on my period!!”
An Octo-Mom Bio Movie-of-the-Week already?
When the fuck did Tonto start dressing like Gene Simmons?
Thank U RiRi. Keep the nuttiness a-coming.
Show the goods or go home!
She’s undressing me with her eyes. Right now they’re trying to untie my shoelaces.
“Nothing but old guys and black chicks. Just like back in ’68, amirite?!”
One used to bang Maria Shriver, the other banged Chelsea Lately. This is their support group to get over that trauma.
What the fuck? Seriously! Is she an actress? A fluffer? A Waste of Oxygen?
After 20 years together, Jason Statham and Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley still try to make it work.
My girlfriend needs to get her shit together.
Not pictured: her uncle Jed, granny, and cousin Jethro.
Looks like Khloe Kardashian was there too.
That Heidi Montag mouth doesn’t work on her, either.
No… but I’d love a Heidi Montag mouth to work on ME
It was obvious that someone had made an error booking Miss Johansson, when one reporter asked, “Ms Aniston we all want to know if there is any truth that you wish you could get back together with Brad Pitt ?”
Away in a manger,
A skank took his bed
The little Lord Jesus
Said “SMDH”.
Boxers can do this all day and it’s not gay, so why can’t we ?
Looks like he’s been a little rough on his Real Doll there.
hahaha! Eyes pointing in different directions!
Swing low sweet chariots
North Pole got all the fun stuff, it should at least let South Pole decide which way they’re going.
“watch me catch this hay on fire! BRRRRRRPPPPPPPT!”
They found love in a hopeless place
Why yes. I do shoot bullets out of my tits. How did you know?
Wanna bet my booger is bigger than your booger?
I wish Arnold punched his fist through his chest and said “Need a hand?”
Tim Burton is on the rock in the background shouting for more haberdashery.
Ain’t that an abominable crime against nature or something like that?