Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots that could easily be used in one of those before & after anti-meth campaigns.
Whatever the Olsen twins transfered onto that blanket should finish the rest of them off,
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“Fifty cent? In my day you would have been woath a quatah!”
Sometime in the future I think this photo will be labeled “Exhibit A”
“Don’t worry Tara, I brought my own sharpie to pretend to ask for your autograph. Just remember our agreement, bag over your head and a handjob…”
He then immediately offended them by saying, “HOW, BIG CHIEF SQUANTO! WE SMOKUM PEACE PIPE?”
She looks so good with clothes on. Maybe she should switch careers to doing CFNM porn.
dude, had to google. enlightenment achieved.
Welcome to the 33rd degree.
I thought the exact same thing when I saw this pic, she looks surprisingly good when she has nice clothes on. But once they come off, it’s another ballgame. So to speak.
“What do you mean this isn’t Robert DeNiro? He did the ‘Are you talkin’ to me?’ and everything!”
That’ll teach him to impersonate Jason Statham…
He must have just gotten his face re-chiseled.
So not only is she extremely beautiful, cellophane-wrapped giant golden eggs also drop out of her cooch? Damn you Orlando Bloom, just damn you!
Oh, I hope this is the porn version of Hop.
“Steel safe? Try sticking your valuables in here if you really want them to be inaccessible.”
Steven Tyler, Janice Dickenson…close enough.
“Miss Johanssen! Miss Johanssen! Can you comment on the awful wallpaper in the background of your leaked pics?”
Their hands say no but their eyes (and everything else) say yes…
The reason Jason Statham won’t be appearing in The Expendables 3.
Sha la la la la la la la my oh my! Look at the boy too shy, go on and kiss de girl
Holy crap, they made a hologram of Nate Dogg as well!
I think that’s actually Warren G.
They all look alike.
It’s as if we haven’t done enough to these people…
I know, now self-loathing Americans can fund and support their racist agenda as equality. Gladly advertise their fleecing of our society at their casinos, and nod along as they imagine their history and blame everyone but themselves for their failure. Never mind the monthly check and tax breaks the government sends them for being sovereign nations. Protected class, doesn’t sounds very “equal” to me.
So just to fact check you, lots of tribes live in poverty and if it wasn’t for the government assistance, they would be in worse shape.
I was simply making a hyperbolic comment on our dilution of their culture through idiotic interpretations like this one.
El que no sabe eres tu!
Nothing racially insensitve to see here.
I’ll be half a buck.
I think it should be spelled “PIECE”.
“Don’t forget to get my ass in the shot!”
The baby was in breech position,
so I did this and … POP!
I would go as far to say it’s the poor man’s Kim Kardashian, but maybe it is the white man’s Kim Kardashian.
*wouldn’t
Duuude! You gotta wait for the tide to come in before you hold her head under the water.
“I know you stole my pudding, Joel. If you give it back now, it’ll be the end of this.”
If you were pregnant your tits would be out to HERE!
Just look at Jessica Simpson.
I can’t imagine what it must be like to be “on” 24 hours a day. Doesn’t she get time away from the clown outfits and makeup ?
It’s like the masculine version of Nicki Minaj…
“Jsut keep you arm out there, there’s a crack in the sidewalk up ahead. You’r hand will be wrist-deep in cleavagetown soon!”
Johnny Neutron, the boy from tomorrow.
Michael Fassbender’s downsy brother…
I guess Johnny figured “As long as the check clears, these people will do anything”.
One Smells like ass and one was in War Horse.
Looks like he used the old “I got stung by a jellyfish” routine.
And her left foot is turned 90 degrees because….?
When Spaz de la Hurt-ya shows you her red stained fingers, you don’t pause to ask yourself: “is that lipstick? someone else’s blood from a nasty bitch-slap? her own menstrual blood?”
No, you get her a napkin and a cocktail… NOW!!
are we sure its nicki and not snooki? who really wears clothes like that in public
Mike’s still pissed about the Nipple Suits, too.
oh my, what happened to Demi in rehab?
Oh, cool. I didn’t know they were making a sequel to Edward Scissorhands.
“Wait a second… (*sniff*) …is that… did you steal my perfume again?”
They made him an honorary tribe member, naming him “Rapes With Camera.”
“I assume you guys are here to photograph that, right ?”
Because staring longingly at another man’s lips is the height of intimidation.
I picute her just about to go into the “Roll in Zee Hay” line from Young Frankenstein. Then I remember she’s an idiot who’s probably never heard of Mel Brooks.
Wonk-boobs won’t be getting the “What knockers” line, either.
Don’t worry, in traditional Navajo culture this is what’s known as ‘the handshake of death.’
Hi, how are you?
Hi, how are you?
I wonder if that blanket has smallpox on it.
Wow, I mean… genius, but wow.
Michael: “Joel! Joel! I’m telling you, it’s the “Monte Christo” AWARDS. This ain’t no deli!”
Joel: ” I don’t give a fuck, Michael, I’m starvin’! Will someone get me a goddam sammich over here?!?”
If I could fight one person, it would be him. I paid for Rollerball, I feel I’m owed something in return.