The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.17.12

April 17th, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots that could easily be used in one of those before & after anti-meth campaigns.

Whatever the Olsen twins transfered onto that blanket should finish the rest of them off,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fifty cent? In my day you would have been woath a quatah!”

  2. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometime in the future I think this photo will be labeled “Exhibit A”

  3. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t worry Tara, I brought my own sharpie to pretend to ask for your autograph. Just remember our agreement, bag over your head and a handjob…”

  4. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    Commented on this photo:

    He then immediately offended them by saying, “HOW, BIG CHIEF SQUANTO! WE SMOKUM PEACE PIPE?”

  5. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so good with clothes on. Maybe she should switch careers to doing CFNM porn.

  6. Alice Eve Cleavage
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    “What do you mean this isn’t Robert DeNiro? He did the ‘Are you talkin’ to me?’ and everything!”

  7. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Commented on this photo:

    That’ll teach him to impersonate Jason Statham…

  8. James Marsden
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    He must have just gotten his face re-chiseled.

  9. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    So not only is she extremely beautiful, cellophane-wrapped giant golden eggs also drop out of her cooch? Damn you Orlando Bloom, just damn you!

  10. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
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    “Steel safe? Try sticking your valuables in here if you really want them to be inaccessible.”

  11. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
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    Steven Tyler, Janice Dickenson…close enough.

  12. Scarlett Johansson
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    “Miss Johanssen! Miss Johanssen! Can you comment on the awful wallpaper in the background of your leaked pics?”

  13. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
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    Their hands say no but their eyes (and everything else) say yes…

  14. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Jill
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    The reason Jason Statham won’t be appearing in The Expendables 3.

  15. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Sha la la la la la la la my oh my! Look at the boy too shy, go on and kiss de girl

  16. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
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    Holy crap, they made a hologram of Nate Dogg as well!

  17. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    It’s as if we haven’t done enough to these people…

    • Que no sabe

      I know, now self-loathing Americans can fund and support their racist agenda as equality. Gladly advertise their fleecing of our society at their casinos, and nod along as they imagine their history and blame everyone but themselves for their failure. Never mind the monthly check and tax breaks the government sends them for being sovereign nations. Protected class, doesn’t sounds very “equal” to me.

      • So just to fact check you, lots of tribes live in poverty and if it wasn’t for the government assistance, they would be in worse shape.
        I was simply making a hyperbolic comment on our dilution of their culture through idiotic interpretations like this one.
        El que no sabe eres tu!

  18. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    Jill
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    Nothing racially insensitve to see here.

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger 50 Cent Twitter
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    I’ll be half a buck.

  20. Snoop Dogg Rihanna Huge Joint Coachella
    Bonky
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    I think it should be spelled “PIECE”.

  21. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
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    “Don’t forget to get my ass in the shot!”

  22. Miranda Kerr Yoga Poses Reebok EasyTone
    MisterSuccint
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    The baby was in breech position,
    so I did this and … POP!

  23. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Twitter
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I would go as far to say it’s the poor man’s Kim Kardashian, but maybe it is the white man’s Kim Kardashian.

  24. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    Billybob
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    Duuude! You gotta wait for the tide to come in before you hold her head under the water.

  25. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
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    “I know you stole my pudding, Joel. If you give it back now, it’ll be the end of this.”

  26. Alice Eve Cleavage
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    If you were pregnant your tits would be out to HERE!
    Just look at Jessica Simpson.

  27. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    Bonky
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    I can’t imagine what it must be like to be “on” 24 hours a day. Doesn’t she get time away from the clown outfits and makeup ?

  28. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Print Pants
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    It’s like the masculine version of Nicki Minaj…

  29. Alice Eve Cleavage
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jsut keep you arm out there, there’s a crack in the sidewalk up ahead. You’r hand will be wrist-deep in cleavagetown soon!”

  30. Scarlett Johansson
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Johnny Neutron, the boy from tomorrow.

  31. Chris Klein Scarf
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    Michael Fassbender’s downsy brother…

  32. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Johnny figured “As long as the check clears, these people will do anything”.

  33. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Hot Pockets
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    One Smells like ass and one was in War Horse.

  34. Nicolette Sheridan Mystery Man
    The Pope
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    Looks like he used the old “I got stung by a jellyfish” routine.

  35. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
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    And her left foot is turned 90 degrees because….?

  36. Paz de la Huerta Cleavage Drunk
    Johnny P!
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    When Spaz de la Hurt-ya shows you her red stained fingers, you don’t pause to ask yourself: “is that lipstick? someone else’s blood from a nasty bitch-slap? her own menstrual blood?”
    No, you get her a napkin and a cocktail… NOW!!

  37. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants Fuzzy Hoodie
    what the huh?
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    are we sure its nicki and not snooki? who really wears clothes like that in public

  38. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    Batman
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    Mike’s still pissed about the Nipple Suits, too.

  39. Catherine Zeta-Jones Nipples Bitter Pill
    Franco
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    oh my, what happened to Demi in rehab?

  40. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    Oh, cool. I didn’t know they were making a sequel to Edward Scissorhands.

  41. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Billybob
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    “Wait a second… (*sniff*) …is that… did you steal my perfume again?”

  42. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    They made him an honorary tribe member, naming him “Rapes With Camera.”

  43. Coco Butt Tight Dress Safe
    Bonky
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    “I assume you guys are here to photograph that, right ?”

  44. Tom Hiddleston Chris Hemsworth
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Because staring longingly at another man’s lips is the height of intimidation.

  45. Audrina Patridge Legs Short Shorts The Lucky One
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    I picute her just about to go into the “Roll in Zee Hay” line from Young Frankenstein. Then I remember she’s an idiot who’s probably never heard of Mel Brooks.

  46. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
    Billybob
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    Don’t worry, in traditional Navajo culture this is what’s known as ‘the handshake of death.’

  47. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    Hi, how are you?
    Hi, how are you?

  48. Johnny Depp Tonto Costume The Lone Ranger
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    I wonder if that blanket has smallpox on it.

  49. Michael Douglas Joel Schumacher 12th Annual Monte Cristo Awards
    Johnny P!
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    Michael: “Joel! Joel! I’m telling you, it’s the “Monte Christo” AWARDS. This ain’t no deli!”
    Joel: ” I don’t give a fuck, Michael, I’m starvin’! Will someone get me a goddam sammich over here?!?”

  50. Chris Klein Scarf
    Batman
    Commented on this photo:

    If I could fight one person, it would be him. I paid for Rollerball, I feel I’m owed something in return.

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