The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

April 15th, 2014 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses?

*tries to stand, room spins, faints, wakes up* Quick, somebody, is Katherine Heigl still an insufferable bitch? Phew, okay good, everything’s fine here, I’m okay,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the kind of thing that makes an atheist want to go to church.

  2. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    The most poisonous animal in the world is a beautiful little frog. It’s bright coloured to attract prey, when they bite down they get a mouthful of poison.

    Sounds like Taylor Swift to me.

  3. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right Sarah Jessica Parker just lay there and take it, I’m almost finished.

  4. Beth Behrs Kat Dennings Cleavage Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Why hide the tits, Kat? They’re the only reason that show is still on the air.

  5. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    The skin bleaching worked really well for Grimace.

  6. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ass is definitely HOT!

  7. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet crop job, PB

  8. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez What the hell? The future of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez?

  9. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra See through Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes. She’s still fucking sexy.

  10. Bethenny Frankel Leather Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t touch her with a stolen dick. Awful woman.

  11. Katherine Heigl Bitchface
    Commented on this photo:

    Off to sue Rite Aid.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    Were waiting for the light cycles to start the race on her ass.

  13. Caitlin OConnor Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice.

  14. Daphne Joy Cleavage Swimsuit Daylight Pool Mandalay Bay
    Commented on this photo:

    Those tits have filled me with Joy.

  15. Patrick Harrison, Elisabeth Moss The One I Love Screening Sarasota Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and this is her left one. Just don’t look up.”

  16. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheech is the priest. That Jesus statue? Filled with guns. Everyone in the photo other than Banderas is already dead.

  17. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    Hueyndanews
    Commented on this photo:

    F – Katie
    Marry – Leslie
    Kill – Cameron

  18. Micaela Schaefer Naked Easter Themed Photo Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this woman. She’s got guts. Her body is tight. Wish I was that rabbit facing the other way.

  19. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    Commented on this photo:

    Give us any chance we’ll take it…
    Give us any rule we’ll break it…
    We’re going to make our dreams come true.
    (doing it our way)

  20. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they were shooting another Sex in the City.

  21. Micaela Schaefer Naked Easter Themed Photo Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    He is risen.

  22. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    And in one act of cruelty, the tri-borough area swore off cottage cheese for life.

  23. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    that ass
    Commented on this photo:

    If Leslie’s shoes are that damn high and her ass still looks that sad and flat I don’t want to see that thing when shes flat footed, there is just no hope for it.

  24. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Bra See Through Shirt
    byron821
    Commented on this photo:

    “They only come out at night
    The lean and hungry type
    She’s a maneater”

  25. Candice Swanepoel Butt Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Minidress Victorias Secret Bond Street Store Photo Call
    Commented on this photo:

    Adriana is still the sexiest woman on Earth.

  26. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    get a life
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this bitch post ANYTHING other than pictures of herself? Does she go anywhere, eat food, shop, look at puppies, fucking anything else??

    More vapid and narcissistic than the Kartrashian clan.

  27. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure what I’m looking at here… Are these real people?

  28. Robert Homer Mollohan Jason Momoa Screaming Road To Paloma Sarasota Film Festival
    yesterdays
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to hot Jason :(

  29. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    We went from Bar to Blah with just 1 click. Damn you Photo Boy.

  30. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    So you CAN titty fuck a horse.

  31. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and please God, let my wife’s looks get resurrected.”

  32. Irina Shayk Bikini Wild Pigs Instagram
    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    That Khloe is such a camera hog.

  33. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    Commented on this photo:

    Had it, had it, need it.

  34. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    That is NOT how they do it in Mexico!

  35. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class Barefoot Half Shaved Head
    Commented on this photo:

    He must be very tough! I’ve never even met an invisible belt before.

  36. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a single breeze around. Mother Nature has our backs.

  37. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she always look like she walked out of a JC Penney catalog? And why do I still masturbate to a JC Penney catalog?

  38. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger; Bring it on

  39. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
    afbun
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have a third boob on her back/side?! WTF?

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor zipper.

  41. Beth Behrs Kat Dennings Cleavage Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Kat looks the best I have ever seen her

  42. Katherine Heigl Bitchface
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m melting…melting…”

  43. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    For someone that has the body of a week old baked potato, it sure is easy to find out what she looks like naked.

  44. Kendall Jenner I Have No Tits Shirt Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess they were all out of “I have no talent” shirts.

  45. Kendall Jenner I Have No Tits Shirt Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it would be hard to fit “I have absolutely no reason to be famous” on a t-shirt.

  46. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Leslie, Mann id bang you.

  47. Beth Behrs Kat Dennings Cleavage Extra
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Does the blonde ever appear in public without Kat Dennings?

  48. Demi Lovato iHeartRadio Live Series Performance
    Norser
    Commented on this photo:

    She has chubby titties.

    Not becoming at all.

  49. Jay Z Beyonce Gjelina Restaurant
    Boyz
    Commented on this photo:

    Dough Boy wants his hats back.

  50. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    say what
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this guy?

Leave A Comment