The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

By: Photo Boy / April 15, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses?

*tries to stand, room spins, faints, wakes up* Quick, somebody, is Katherine Heigl still an insufferable bitch? Phew, okay good, everything’s fine here, I’m okay,

- Photo Boy

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