The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

April 15th, 2014 // 385 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses?

*tries to stand, room spins, faints, wakes up* Quick, somebody, is Katherine Heigl still an insufferable bitch? Phew, okay good, everything’s fine here, I’m okay,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
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    That’s not Matthew Broderick you whore!

  2. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
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    *shudder*

  3. Micaela Schaefer Naked Easter Themed Photo Shoot
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    what the FUCK is up with this whore? she cannot keep clothes on herself

  4. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
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    …..ugh.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
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    You can tell this isn’t photoshopped because the wavy lines are on her dress instead of the tiles, doorways or walls.

  6. Candice Swanepoel Butt Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Minidress Victorias Secret Bond Street Store Photo Call
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    In the dictionary of my life this is the picture next to the definition of the words: Never Ever… then I usually hear God’s mocking laughter.

  7. Kendall Jenner I Have No Tits Shirt Coachella
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    It’s always nice to see when people embrace their shortcomings.

  8. Micaela Schaefer Naked Easter Themed Photo Shoot
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    Reminds me of Easter at grandma’s house.

  9. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
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    Kate must have missed the part in the memo that mentioned wearing pants and leaving her hair down.

  10. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    I see the hopelessness in Antonio’s eyes but all I can say is God won’t give you salvation from your wife’s looks.

  11. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
    JC
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    It’s about time they put wax statues of Dave Navarro and Courtney Stodden in Madame Tossaud’s.

  12. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    Tiggles
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    “If I were God, I would not have cast a Jew in the role of Jesus. A tall, handsome Spaniard from Andalucia would have been better. And with Frieda Pinto as Mary Magdalene.”

  13. Leslie Mann Cameron Diaz Kate Upton Butts The Other Woman Photo Call Sydney
    Juch
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    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  14. Candice Swanepoel Butt Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Minidress Victorias Secret Bond Street Store Photo Call
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    Yes. I’ll take Adrianna. She’s the sexiest angel.

  15. Patrick Harrison, Elisabeth Moss The One I Love Screening Sarasota Film Festival
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    “Oh, don’t mind her, she always follows me – my Church hires people to follow us with their hand out just in case we feel like we want to donate millions of dollars at some point in the day.” – Elizabeth

  16. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class Barefoot Half Shaved Head
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    I would literally pay $500 to have an hour of audio listening to him and Shia LeBouf talk over a lunch.

  17. Irina Shayk Bikini Wild Pigs Instagram
    Randal
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    That is so below her level to hang out with the kardashian sisters..

  18. Candice Swanepoel Butt Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Minidress Victorias Secret Bond Street Store Photo Call
    joe
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    Mr. DiCaprio, your sandwich is ready.

  19. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Lena, be careful getting into the car. We don’t want to have a Paris Hilton incident.

  20. Robert Homer Mollohan Jason Momoa Screaming Road To Paloma Sarasota Film Festival
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Dick measuring was out of the question. They are both equal on beards. So, they had to decide who’s better on crazy. Your move Robert.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
    RUSSEL BLLAAN
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    mooooooooooooooo

  22. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
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    Looks like Tori Spelling got caught in public not wearing her makeup again

  23. Patrick Harrison, Elisabeth Moss The One I Love Screening Sarasota Film Festival
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    “Hi. You must be Mrs. Butterface.”

  24. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Juch
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    Reminds me of last weekend. Stupid $3 Long Island Tea special . . .

  25. Demi Lovato iHeartRadio Live Series Performance
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    (…riiippp)

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
    Hugh G Rection
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    Poor Kim. Flying is difficult when you have to buy a separate ticket for your ass.

  27. Kendall Jenner I Have No Tits Shirt Coachella
    Ross
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    and no class

  28. Demi Lovato iHeartRadio Live Series Performance
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    She’s ageless… in a bad way. She could be 25 or 50 here and I couldn’t tell.

  29. Jamie Foxx American Flag Scarf Emma Stone Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Photo Call Berlin
    Smapdi
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    Is the movie ‘Spiderman vs. the Mod Squad’?

  30. Lena Dunham Fat legs Minidress
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    Where’s Jaws when you need a bloody stump?

  31. Bethenny Frankel Leather Dress
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    Even the black dude doesn’t want to hit that!

  32. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    fred
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    “Where do I put the money so that he takes my wife to Heaven?”

  33. Caitlin OConnor Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    Oh, hells to the yeah

  34. Jonah Hill Pocket Pool Workout Clothes Neon Sneakers
    Smapdi
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    “Dammit, when are they going to put raised letters on bags so I can tell the potato chips from the Doritos without having to look in my pocket?”

  35. Harald Gloeoeckler Amanda Lepore Store Opening
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Don’t leave them out on garbage day. Or at least put them in the plastic pile.

  36. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Bra See Through Shirt
    Juch
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    Her 50% hot / 50% grandma look is confusing to one’s penis.

  37. Daphne Joy Cleavage Swimsuit Daylight Pool Mandalay Bay
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    I’ll bet anything she’s a great lay, but those mixed, curvy asian looking chicks are always batshit crazy. It’s something in their DNA. Believe me.

  38. Jay Z Beyonce Gjelina Restaurant
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    “Would you mind not eating the food off of my plate?”
    “Whatever makes you happy Dr. Zaius.”

  39. Jonah Hill Pocket Pool Workout Clothes Neon Sneakers
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    He’s like an educational tool to demostrate how not to build a man.

  40. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    Frank Burns
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    Later, Tatta was chagrined to find out his friends had actually dared him to fuck “whores”.

  41. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    nostandards
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    I’m in love.

  42. Antonio Banderas Looking At Jesus Statue Easter Holy Week Malaga
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s our Savior . . . I could take him.”

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Roissy Airport
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Actually, she’s standing still. That ass just hasn’t stopped moving since she stood up.

  44. Katherine Heigl Bitchface
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    She’s just getting in the mood for her next audition.

  45. Horse Whisperer Martin Tatta Humping Horse
    ThisWillHurt
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    I don’t believe that’s how whispering works.

  46. Beth Behrs Kat Dennings Cleavage Extra
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    I seriously had to think for a second who they were. I mean there were no tits or hints or anything to help me.

  47. Katherine Heigl Bitchface
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    Is someone trying to remove the stick up her ass?

  48. Daphne Joy Cleavage Swimsuit Daylight Pool Mandalay Bay
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Joy, indeed!

  49. Micaela Schaefer Naked Easter Themed Photo Shoot
    Game of Lawn Chairs
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    Not her again!

  50. Jay Z Beyonce Gjelina Restaurant
    Smapdi
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    “Woman, how many times I got to tell you, the hat goes on backwards, not the lettering on the front of the hat.”

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