The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.14.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is primarily red carpet shenanigans from the Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere with Instagram whore chips and douche chunks sprinkled in. It’s like the best birthday cake your mom ever made you until your little brother picked his nose and shoved his finger in it. And then mined the other nostril for Guy Fieri’s hair products. Guy Fieri’s hair is spiky because toddler boogers is how I’m ending this post.

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