The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12

April 10th, 2012 // 444 Comments

No, no, NOOOOO.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.

Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    I thought Randy “Macho Man” Savage was dead….

  2. Kevin Kline Dog On Shoulder
    catapostrophe
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    Is the movie based on the Lovin’ Spoonful song?

  3. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Bob Hopeless
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    So it turns out that she has a face. Had one all along, just never noticed til now. Weird

  4. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
    catapostrophe
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    “Don’t make me cut a bitch with my face blade, now!”

  5. Kanye West
    SFRowGuy
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    Better watch it Kanye, or someone is going to slap that look right off your face.

  6. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Hank E. Ring
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    Please, I beg you, I will do ANYTHING for that sandwich.

  7. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    Napoupi
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    That picture sprayed douche all over me when I opened it.

  8. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    Napoupi
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    Damn… Ali Lohan is still pretty thin…

  9. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Napoupi
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    She looks like she needs the money. He looks like he doesn’t have it. This is bound to be interesting.

  10. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    Napoupi
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    Are these meth sores on her face ??

  11. Kevin Kline Dog On Shoulder
    Charlie Hodge
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    Holy Shit, Phoebe Cates has really let herself go!

  12. Christie Brinkley
    catapostrophe
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    She looks like she acts like a 20-year-old.

  13. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
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    oh I thought that was Kim Kardashian

  14. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Isa
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    Who the fuck is that?

  15. Kanye West
    ben dover
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    this is the face he makes when he jacks off to male porn

  16. Shannen Doherty
    Crissy
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    Old age sure is a bitch!!! Inevitable and cruel! very few people are lucky to age gracefully and she is NOT one of them! Sorry!

  17. Rita Rusic Bikini
    irishboyo
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    who is this cunt and why should i care?

  18. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    Kat
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    Best caption ever.

  19. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    journalschism
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    Toothy McTitsandass.

  20. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
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    Look at how big her pupils are. She must be high as fuck. One bad picture doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as hell.

  21. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
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    She was obviously never pregnant. Couldn’t take the chance on ruining her body with a child. Smart move, she knows where her money comes from.

  22. Amanda Seyfried Bra See Through Shirt Dog
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    Nordic Godess. She is ridiculously HOT!!

  23. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
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    That girl is built like a brick shithouse. Perfect solid body, I like my girls short like her too. I would wreck that. Every hole.

  24. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    I’ve never seen him happier since he left Katy.Those 2 were draining the life out of each other. They should have done it faster.

  25. Christie Brinkley
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    GOD DAMN! It’s not fair. She’s making every other woman in Hollywood look lazy as hell. I never thought I would say this about a woman her age, but I would fuck her HARD! I don’t care what parts of her I break in the process.

    A true beauty.

  26. Alexa Ray Joel
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    She’s a pretty girl. I would do her and her mother at the same time. Must be hard having Christie Brinkley for a mother, though. How do you match up to that?

  27. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
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    “Why yes, I used to fuck Lindsay Lohan. Jealous?”

  28. Amanda Seyfried Bra See Through Shirt Dog
    Crissy
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    I am a woman and I think she is incredibly hotttttt!

  29. Rihanna Beer Chug Thick Framed Glasses
    Crissy
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    I f-ing hate Rihanna! Ugly biatch!

  30. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    journalschism
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    Scowl didn’t work for you? Here’s the smirk. That’ll be $25,000.

  31. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    All right, Photo Boy! Enough with the pictures of your mom!

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