No, no, NOOOOO.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.
Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.
- Photo Boy
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I thought Randy “Macho Man” Savage was dead….
Is the movie based on the Lovin’ Spoonful song?
So it turns out that she has a face. Had one all along, just never noticed til now. Weird
“Don’t make me cut a bitch with my face blade, now!”
Better watch it Kanye, or someone is going to slap that look right off your face.
Please, I beg you, I will do ANYTHING for that sandwich.
That picture sprayed douche all over me when I opened it.
Damn… Ali Lohan is still pretty thin…
She looks like she needs the money. He looks like he doesn’t have it. This is bound to be interesting.
Are these meth sores on her face ??
Holy Shit, Phoebe Cates has really let herself go!
She looks like she acts like a 20-year-old.
oh I thought that was Kim Kardashian
Who the fuck is that?
this is the face he makes when he jacks off to male porn
Old age sure is a bitch!!! Inevitable and cruel! very few people are lucky to age gracefully and she is NOT one of them! Sorry!
who is this cunt and why should i care?
Best caption ever.
Toothy McTitsandass.
Look at how big her pupils are. She must be high as fuck. One bad picture doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as hell.
She was obviously never pregnant. Couldn’t take the chance on ruining her body with a child. Smart move, she knows where her money comes from.
Nordic Godess. She is ridiculously HOT!!
That girl is built like a brick shithouse. Perfect solid body, I like my girls short like her too. I would wreck that. Every hole.
I’ve never seen him happier since he left Katy.Those 2 were draining the life out of each other. They should have done it faster.
GOD DAMN! It’s not fair. She’s making every other woman in Hollywood look lazy as hell. I never thought I would say this about a woman her age, but I would fuck her HARD! I don’t care what parts of her I break in the process.
A true beauty.
She’s a pretty girl. I would do her and her mother at the same time. Must be hard having Christie Brinkley for a mother, though. How do you match up to that?
“Why yes, I used to fuck Lindsay Lohan. Jealous?”
I am a woman and I think she is incredibly hotttttt!
I f-ing hate Rihanna! Ugly biatch!
Scowl didn’t work for you? Here’s the smirk. That’ll be $25,000.
All right, Photo Boy! Enough with the pictures of your mom!