The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12

April 10th, 2012 // 444 Comments

No, no, NOOOOO.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.

Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
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    PhotoBoy- WHOSE not who’s. Yes I am a grammar nazi. It’s annoying as fuck. They make money here; they can learn English.

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
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    I sense a foursome about to happen.

  3. Christie Brinkley
    Bart Ock
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    She may be close to 60 and is still bonerific.

  4. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    K-Tron
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    This woman is 45 years old. Crazy is one hell of a youth-serum.

  5. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
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    Yo, Adrain…you got a permit to carry that nose?

    I used to kind of like this guy. Sometimes. What the fuck happened to his career?

  6. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
    Bonky
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    Did I leave that baby in the car ? Damn, this is gonna bug me all afternoon.

  7. Shannen Doherty
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    Keith Richards should stop wearing stripper wigs.

  8. Rita Rusic Bikini
    yourmom
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    Well, damn, it was just here a second ago…. HEY! Anyone see where I left my ass??

  9. Rita Rusic Bikini
    yourmom
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    oh, there it is….

  10. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    K-Tron
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    Maybe he’s born with it…..

  11. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    Somebody’s happy about getting some spare change.

  12. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Bonky
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    “He said I have a horse face, A HORSE FACE. Men can be so cruel. I don’t have a horse face, do I ?”

  13. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Crissy
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    Quick, show the body!!!! ahhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
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    She is SOOO fucking cute…If she were my lady I’d be eating at the “Y” constantly.

  15. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    K-Tron
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    P.S. Zac Efron in a Nicholas Sparks movie? My ovaries turned themselves inside out in protest.

  16. Alexa Ray Joel
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    Is she legal? Let me know, so I can leave an appropriate comment.

  17. “…who is every heartbeat fires a pang of anguish into her”.

    That’s what you typed. This isn’t some error anyone could make, it means you actually don’t understand what contractions are/do.

  18. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    I don’t see any nipple so there’s no way that’s her.

  19. Shannen Doherty
    K-Tron
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    Man, I love Dave Foley. Is this a still from a new Kids in the Hall show?

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
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    “I don’t get it, Edna. When he kissed ME he didn’t use his tongue. You?”

  21. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
    MarkM
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    Look at me! I’m a gay, Rastafarian, pilot, jogger!

  22. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, “Battleship” is even making the supermodels at its premiere look like shit.

  23. Kanye West
    Crissy
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    Whatchamean!? Gumballs are supposed to be chewed, not kept on each side of your mouth for flavor? :/

  24. Shannen Doherty
    tootiredforthis
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    Roseanne Barr anyone?

  25. Shannen Doherty
    slippinx12
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    Dammit Shannen you never go full Lohan, everyone knows that

  26. Kanye West
    Bonky
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    “It looks like this, look at my lips, like this. It’s got teeth too. I ain’t putting my dick in that thing no matter what the other guys say. She ain’t worth it.”

  27. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
    Deacon Jones
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    Let me guess, now Beyonce is shooting a Long John Silver commercial?

  28. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    “Oy, have you see Adrian Body? Bugger stole me scarf!”

  29. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Bonky
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    Bai Ling was rejected from the Miss Universe contest, the rules are you have to be a transexual, not just look like one.

  30. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    Deacon Jones
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    (Lesbian 1 to Lesbian 2)

    “Full cavity search?”

    “Full cavity search.”

  31. Shannen Doherty
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    “I get my hair and my teeth parted at the same salon.”

  32. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    Bonky
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    She must be one fun little bundle of fuck.

  33. She definitely got the bad luck of the family

  34. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    Sheppy
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    I concede. She’s banging.

  35. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Robert
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    Oh, Bai, it’s been too long; glad to see you’re back!

  36. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    Deacon Jones
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    “You smell my farts? I know it smells funny, I had a strawberry smoothie enema this morning.”

  37. Alexa Ray Joel
    Crissy
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    What is wrong with her hair color though and yellow teeth!

  38. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    I just don’t get this guy. Now he’s almost dressed like a man.

  39. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    Bonky
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    “That’s disgusting, two straight people kissing like that in public. We don’t allow that up here in Vancouver.”

  40. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Hmmm, asymmetric lower back dimples……….interesting.

  41. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    If I have to look at this bitch again in her ‘swimming jewlery’ Ima find you & slap someone!

  42. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Crissy
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    That IS his daughter? Right?

  43. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    nick
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    Weeping at the death of cinema.

  44. Shannen Doherty
    Deacon Jones
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    ” AND IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU PESKY KIDS, I COULD’VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!”

  45. Alexa Ray Joel
    Deacon Jones
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    “In other entertainment news, Billy Joel’s daughter is recovering nicely from a double thighectomy. Doctor’s were forced to sew her calves directly to her hip sockets, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping her! Yo go girl!”

  46. Christie Brinkley
    Bonky
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    If she’s not gonna flash her tits then she can just go back to her cryogenic tank until she changes her mind.

  47. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Crissy
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    She’s got nice arms… (think she wants to hear that?)

  48. Alexa Ray Joel
    Bonky
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    She’s pregnant ?

  49. Shannen Doherty
    nick
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    “You want me to fuck you, lady? Yeah, that’ll be extra.”

  50. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    slippinx12
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    Rachel Maddow let herself go

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