The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12

April 10th, 2012 // 444 Comments

No, no, NOOOOO.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.

Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christie Brinkley
    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a natural pose. I seriously see people standing like this ALL the time…. at the mall, the gas station, the dry cleaner… you’d hardly know a camera was present.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    See mom, elves ARE real!

  3. Kanye West
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    “derp yo!”

  4. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this one of those “Spring Break” movies done in claymation?

  5. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    12
    Commented on this photo:

    484488464

  6. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two old ladies are from the Douchebag Rescue Mission–trying to save women from lame dipshits with motorcycles since 1973.

  7. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who could think he’s gay?

  8. Kanye West
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s still got some Kim stank juice on his upper lip.

  9. Shannen Doherty
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Extra weight. Extra years. Extra crazy.

  10. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    fuckface
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Martha, can you cover my time slot. I need to go rub one out now”

  11. Shannen Doherty
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a cross between David Letterman and Nancy Wilson of Heart.

  12. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on man, just one chorus of “Pour Some Sugar on Me”!!

  13. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    So…is he a pimp now?

  14. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this? It says Brooklyn Decker, but it’s “posted under” Amanda Seyfried.

    It looks like Rachel McAdams.

  15. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the man all tattered and torn,
    That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
    That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
    That tossed the dog,
    That worried the cat,
    That killed the rat,
    That ate the malt
    That lay in the house that Jack built.

  16. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    boing
    Commented on this photo:

    i still would pound.

  17. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if anyone is ever going to have the heart to tell her that punk died thirty years ago.

  18. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Not satisfied with so easily looking down her blouse, The Hoff proceeds to try and see down EVERY blouse.

  19. Shannen Doherty
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    She has already consumed the heads off those two gentleman in the back.

  20. Amanda Seyfried Bra See Through Shirt Dog
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor dog. He has to listen to her annoying shit all day and doesn’t even get to bang her in return.

  21. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    JK
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow she’s got like a full blond beard going there. Photoshop, stat!

  22. Kevin Kline Dog On Shoulder
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, looks like he’s got a second bitch in his life.

  23. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    DrX
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda reminds me of Jurassic Park…

  24. Kiefer Sutherland Handgun Chess Twitter
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    No worries mate. If Young Guns was any indication, he can’t aim worth a shit.

  25. Kiefer Sutherland Handgun Chess Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Last chance. WHO IS THE PAWN WORKING FOR?!?!?”

  26. Kanye West
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ima let you derp”

  27. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick can channel, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden or all them put together as far as I’m concerned. Six-inch nipples gets an automatic pass in my book. Yowzah.

  28. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    Rosalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this man not have ANY nice clothes?

  29. Alexa Ray Joel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty….nothing wrong here that a little matte powder couldn’t take care of.

  30. Shannen Doherty
    direchef
    Commented on this photo:

    Who let Roseanne Barr in without feeding her!? She already ate the heads of two people!

  31. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    Commented on this photo:

    ahhhh, Vancouver. Where all the skycaps are elderly lesbians…..

  32. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t she have any friends that would force her into a makeover? Is the whole Ronson posse all about maximum uglification?

  33. Shannen Doherty
    Commented on this photo:

    So what if her looks are gone? She still has a wonderful talent and a terrific perso….. Oh wait.

  34. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    Billybob
    Commented on this photo:

    Russell Brand is like the Russell Brand of fucking buffoons.

  35. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    He is short with an erection that deflates to the left.

  36. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Bart Ock
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuggy Fugglestein

  37. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Beyonce, I’m not particularly interested in you. However, you are easy to look at. So remove your top or vanish. Kkkk…??? Buh-by now!

  38. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Gosselin looks like shit.

  39. Alexa Ray Joel
    Bart Ock
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a rack on her.

  40. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo Boy must have serious wood for this woman.
    Not bad*, unless you compare her to all the professional hardbodies on Miami Beach.
    * not bad FOR HER AGE

  41. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he enough of Katy Perry money that he didn’t borrow clothes for the guy under the overpass.

  42. Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever wonder how Kanye is able to strain the shit that goes into and comes out of his mouth? Now you know!

  43. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby, it’s cold outside.

  44. Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    This is exactly what my grandmother always told me would happen if someone hit me on the back of the head while I was giving analingus to Kim Kardashian.

  45. Christie Brinkley
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Proof that God masturbates.

  46. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Skip Ridiculous
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she trying to smell her upper lip?

  47. Rita Rusic Bikini
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I’ll pee right here.

  48. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris Hilton sucky, fucky you long time.

  49. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    It isn’t even close to Halloween and yet here’s is Bai Ling dressed up as a shiksa.

  50. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi Mom! Look what I just did!! CHA-CHING!!

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