No, no, NOOOOO.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.
Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.
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“It’s like ducklips but douchier. I call it douchelips.”
How do you get a sandwich in Brooklyn?
Well, I usually just go to the corner deli—ohhhh, I see what you did there.
WTF
I see he swung by Wendy Williams’ garage sale and picked up a couple of items.
A snap from her colonoscopy might be more flattering.
mmmm, pseudomembranous.
http://tinyurl.com/6wgq5jz
God-Dayammmnnn, McBeef. That was pretty rugged. Well done!
Is that cancer or corn?
Little bumps filled with pus.
Pseudomembranous colitis is often seen in cases of severe Clostridium difficile infection.
Okay, I stand corrected.
Ah yes. The fabled and much sought-after “estrada chocolata”…
I am NOT clicking on that, Doc.
after you look into the ark enough times, your face stops melting and you find yourself turned off by even the thought of anal sex.
click that link tommy.
and why if i reply to comment in the main comment string page, it only shows up there but if i reply on an individual picture it shows up here and in the main comment string page? Techboy?
Indy told her not to look at the arc, she should have listened.
C’mon TomFrank! I looked at it. Click it!!
And you…you get back in the dungeon.
Good Bai, sanity.
lol
Didn’t this guy used to live in a compound in Abbottabad?
I prefer my ladies to have their eyes pointed in the same timezone.
Wow. I had no idea she sees the same dentist as the guys on “Hillbilly Handfishin’”…
Yeah, that salmon-colored scarf really completes the look.
What is her parents’ cut of the action?
She should only be photographed next to objects larger than her forehead, which rules out swimming pools.
Christie’s body, Billy’s face. Missed the DNA lottery by THAT much…
Nah, she’s pretty cute, imo.
I’d be holding back tears too if I was part of Battleship…
Okay, now lets see the matrons follow their lead…
Wow, this dude does a good Paris Hilton impersonation.
Totally thought it was Paris from the thumbnail…
Amazing, well preserved woman.
I think she must have sucked the remnants of youth juice out of Shannen Doherty.
She could suck my youth juice anytime.
Bless Shannon for allowing Angelica Huston to feel pretty.
Those inflatable swimming pools are so life-like nowadays…
Those aren’t your granny’s support hose. Oh, they are? Never mind.
I wonder if this site specifically asks for photos of celebrities caught mid-derp…
LOL! I was thinking the exact same thing. Tis websit has the biggest archive of celebrities derp pics on the net. It’s fucking hilarious.
I know that you know that I know. Now, could we drop this I wasn’t really pregnant thing.
I didn’t know they made hamburger vajazzles… Interesting.
Personally, I am glad Slash finally decided to embrace his womanhood and proceed with the operation…
dude, slash isn’t real
i love this woman! im gonna pull out my 1983 sports illustrated…
you haven’t tongued out holes through asses on those pages yet?
Gad, hasn’t NY suffered enough?
I’m going to have to make a pit stop.
Diaper’s full!
Cheeks implants over dental work? Very bad move.
After you’ve kissed enough Kardashian ass cramping is a distinct possibility.
Say what you will about Lindsey but at least she has her good days…
Oh Thailand. You and your ladyboys.
She’s ̶B̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ Battle Ship crazy.
“I’m inadvertently method acting to be play Anne Rice in my living room.”
Was this taken when her water broke?
It’s all the rage to wash your clothes in the garbage disposal.
See, ladies: semen really is a good facial moisturizer.
Those boots are very stylish. If you’re standing in a stream fly fishing.
She knows how to wear lipstick.
Looks like Hoff is wearing the family bra tonight.
“How ’boutph we goin’ to burger king for my my special girl…”
She must be awesome at lesbian sex because she isn’t getting any on her looks.
She’s just playing the dating game on expert mode.
The moment God told her to name her kid Blue Ivy, so that she can grow old and sprinkle the world with her magic talent-amalgamation fairy dust
Talk about losing the DNA lottery: her bro is super talented and considered pretty handsome, where she is just handsome.
“YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUT IN A SUIT!”
Oh crap. I have a felling these are our final images…
Yup. Sigh.
This puppy has seen enough of 101 Dalmations to know where this is going…
Bwahahaha…that guy has a girls name!
When ya’ gettin’ back to the war, flyboy?
Why yes, I did have a wonderful 5 day meth binge. Thank you for asking! No one asks.