The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12

April 10th, 2012 // 444 Comments

No, no, NOOOOO.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a pang of angusish into her; her own dark heart desiring to one day place his stuffed corpse within her collection where his cold lifeless eyes will bring her the only joy she finds in this world.

Wow, that seemed a little harsh. *calls Justin Timberlake* You can’t ghost-write the Crap posts anymore.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kanye West
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    “It’s like ducklips but douchier. I call it douchelips.”

  2. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    edamame
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    How do you get a sandwich in Brooklyn?

  3. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
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    WTF

  4. Kanye West
    edamame
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    I see he swung by Wendy Williams’ garage sale and picked up a couple of items.

  5. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
    Dick Hell
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    A snap from her colonoscopy might be more flattering.

  6. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    edamame
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    Good Bai, sanity.

  7. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
    Dick Hell
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    Didn’t this guy used to live in a compound in Abbottabad?

  8. Shannen Doherty
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    I prefer my ladies to have their eyes pointed in the same timezone.

  9. Shannen Doherty
    hpflapjacks
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    Wow. I had no idea she sees the same dentist as the guys on “Hillbilly Handfishin’”…

  10. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
    edamame
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    Yeah, that salmon-colored scarf really completes the look.

  11. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    edamame
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    What is her parents’ cut of the action?

  12. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
    Dick Hell
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    She should only be photographed next to objects larger than her forehead, which rules out swimming pools.

  13. Alexa Ray Joel
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    Christie’s body, Billy’s face. Missed the DNA lottery by THAT much…

  14. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
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    I’d be holding back tears too if I was part of Battleship…

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Dominic Purcell Airport Make Out
    Dick Hell
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    Okay, now lets see the matrons follow their lead…

  16. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    Wow, this dude does a good Paris Hilton impersonation.

  17. Christie Brinkley
    Omgomg
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    Amazing, well preserved woman.

  18. Shannen Doherty
    Dick Hell
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    Bless Shannon for allowing Angelica Huston to feel pretty.

  19. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twitter
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    Those inflatable swimming pools are so life-like nowadays…

  20. Christie Brinkley
    Dick Hell
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    Those aren’t your granny’s support hose. Oh, they are? Never mind.

  21. Shannen Doherty
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    I wonder if this site specifically asks for photos of celebrities caught mid-derp…

  22. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
    Jerk Off Yoga
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    I know that you know that I know. Now, could we drop this I wasn’t really pregnant thing.

  23. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Dick Hell
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    I didn’t know they made hamburger vajazzles… Interesting.

  24. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    Personally, I am glad Slash finally decided to embrace his womanhood and proceed with the operation…

  25. Christie Brinkley
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    i love this woman! im gonna pull out my 1983 sports illustrated…

  26. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    Dick Hell
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    Gad, hasn’t NY suffered enough?

  27. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    John
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    I’m going to have to make a pit stop.
    Diaper’s full!

  28. Shannen Doherty
    edamame
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    Cheeks implants over dental work? Very bad move.

  29. Kanye West
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    After you’ve kissed enough Kardashian ass cramping is a distinct possibility.

  30. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
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    Say what you will about Lindsey but at least she has her good days…

  31. Bai Ling Tight Pink Minidress
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    Oh Thailand. You and your ladyboys.

  32. Brooklyn Decker Battleship Premiere
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    She’s ̶B̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ Battle Ship crazy.

  33. Shannen Doherty
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    “I’m inadvertently method acting to be play Anne Rice in my living room.”

  34. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Was this taken when her water broke?

  35. Russell Brand Hat Tanktop Tight Ripped Jeans
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    It’s all the rage to wash your clothes in the garbage disposal.

  36. Zac Efron The Lucky One
    joe
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    See, ladies: semen really is a good facial moisturizer.

  37. Christie Brinkley
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    Those boots are very stylish. If you’re standing in a stream fly fishing.

  38. Christie Brinkley
    Dr. Nappy
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    She knows how to wear lipstick.

  39. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    Looks like Hoff is wearing the family bra tonight.

  40. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    “How ’boutph we goin’ to burger king for my my special girl…”

  41. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
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    She must be awesome at lesbian sex because she isn’t getting any on her looks.

  42. Beyonce Cleavage Swimsuit
    Haddo01
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    The moment God told her to name her kid Blue Ivy, so that she can grow old and sprinkle the world with her magic talent-amalgamation fairy dust

  43. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
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    Talk about losing the DNA lottery: her bro is super talented and considered pretty handsome, where she is just handsome.

  44. Shannen Doherty
    Will
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    “YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUT IN A SUIT!”

  45. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Oh crap. I have a felling these are our final images…

  46. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Yup. Sigh.

  47. Kevin Kline Dog On Shoulder
    Ana
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    This puppy has seen enough of 101 Dalmations to know where this is going…

  48. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
    Will
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    Bwahahaha…that guy has a girls name!

  49. Adrian Brody Knit Hat Scarf Leather Jacket Sweatpants
    EricLr
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    When ya’ gettin’ back to the war, flyboy?

  50. Samantha Ronson Messy Hair
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    Why yes, I did have a wonderful 5 day meth binge. Thank you for asking! No one asks.

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