The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.1.14

April 1st, 2014 // 358 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly Brook‘s boyfriend hiding his boner pics that you’ll all somehow find a way to quote Jaws to. Never change, you guys.

And let me be the first to say that for today’s Final Five, Zaloog would,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    Frankie
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    I want to f*ck her armpits!

  2. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    If that’s real, she’s an even bigger dunce than I imagined.

  3. Heidi Klum Bikini
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    Bof.

  4. Cobie Smulders Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    Unless that is bad lighting or photoshopping, all I see is an extreme case of the crepes.

  5. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Mark Wahlberg’s T-Shirt’s only thought was ‘Oh no. not again’. To this day many scientists believe that if we could answer why the T-shirt thought this, that we’d know the meaning of life.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
    norteco664
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    Dis how horse walks

  7. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    Hey guys! Guys! You taking photos over there? Look over here! Hey guys!!!!

  8. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    Cena: If that old bastard screams in my ear one more time…POW! Right in Brooke’s play toy.

  9. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
    cc
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    The two biggest bridges in London….Tower Bridge and the one in her mouth.

  10. Heidi Klum Bikini
    Robb7
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    What the hell happened to her?!!

  11. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    Are they trying to start another financial crisis?

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
    Dox
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    Did you want the sugar cube now, mommy?

  13. Lady Gaga Butt Underwear Platform Heels
    cc
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    Mrs Roper disapproves.

  14. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dox
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    If you squint hard enough, you can see a fin coming up behind the flag….

    Or is that just wishful thinking again?

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dox
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    Abandoned on a deserted island, and raised by slightly retarded rhesus monkeys…..

    The Kris Kardashian Story…. coming soon to A and E.

  16. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
    Dox
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    I may be short. I may not be handsome. But Im sleeping with this tonight. Eat it.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    Its all fun and game when you’re horsing around but someone behind you is always bound to step in shit.

  18. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
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    gross, as always

  19. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    Robb7
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    Toss up on who’s more repulsive – Kim K. or Coco!

    • Gin&Tonic

      I’m going to have to go with Kim K. Ice T’s too senile to be a problem but Kanye and the K-Klan are deal breakers.

    • Kim K is fucking gross. A nasty social climbing piss whore, who’s had more black men in her than the American Prison system. Thinks she worthy to be in the company of people like Jay-Z and Beyonce.

      Coco is an actual model and doesn’t pretend to be anything else. Coco all the way. Fuck Kim K.

      • Johnny Barbells

        …i would take coco over that miranda kerr or any of those skinny lil’ boys they love so damn much.

    • Coco takes a bunch of selfies, and is gross, but isn’t in your face. She’s easy to avoid if you don’t visit sites like this.

      Kim is impossible to avoid. She’s far more repulsive.

  20. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
    rican
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    We get it Alec, you don’t have to keep proving to us that you’re gay friendly.

  21. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
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    haha she photoshops EVERY single one of he IG photos, holy shit we arent that gullible to believe them are we

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    low body fat = always cold = needs heater service

  23. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    Ralph
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    Really? People think a tit pumped full of silicone/saline is attractive? I just don’t understand.

  24. Heidi Klum Bikini
    mike
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    I clicked through thinking that bikini was a little raunchy for Anne Hathaway.

  25. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
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    Did they just come from a botox party?

  26. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    Pig in training just about sex-tape ready.

  27. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    tom
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    I’m not a specialist but I don’t think this is normal.

  28. Kathy Bates Holding Cake Of Her Head 2014 PaleyFest Closing Night Presentation American Horror Story
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    “Who wants head?”

  29. Cobie Smulders Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    mike
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    You should have seen this look *before* they sexed it up with the giant napkin ring.

  30. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
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    “You poor blind man. Someone stole all of your pencils.”

  31. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
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    Ugh, go away Madonna. It’s just sad at this point.

  32. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    “WHO WANTS TO SEE MY SEX TAPE?!”
    *crickets*

  33. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    “I don’t know?”

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    “Come with me my little pony.”

  35. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    Nice ass, but tainted by that bloodline.

  36. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Robb7
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    Boxy shot – not good.

  37. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Is she 18? It doesn’t matter. Zaloog would.

  38. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Still better than The Happening.

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    charlesatlas
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    Is she walking in carpet samples?

  40. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    ” Hey! Check out the hotties who want me… Where are you going?

  41. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    She might be attractive some day, but that tattoo looks like shit.
    How drunk would you have to be to request that tattoo?

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Bane
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    Is she taking a leak?

  43. Lady Gaga Butt Underwear Platform Heels
    MarketingMike
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    At least she’s not wearing a wig.

  44. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Walter Peck
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    That is the worst case of melanoma I have ever seen.

  45. Justin Timberlake Surprised Look
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    Bodyguard: “Get the car ready. Mr. dick in a box wants to make a three o’clock Taco Bell run!”

  46. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “Ah-choo!” – Khloe Kardashian

  47. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
    MarketingMike
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    I love Kelly, but the last 3 years every “live” shot looks 10lbs heavier
    then her latest Instagram picture. Hmmmmm……

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    Mare and the little Fily

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    MarketingMike
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    Her legs have been in front of that tanning lamp WAY too long.

  50. Jason Biggs Suprised Look Wife Jenny Mollen Baby Boy Sid
    hitler
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    He’s not Jewish. he’s italian.

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