Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly Brook‘s boyfriend hiding his boner pics that you’ll all somehow find a way to quote Jaws to. Never change, you guys.
And let me be the first to say that for today’s Final Five, Zaloog would,
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