The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.1.14

April 1st, 2014 // 358 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly Brook‘s boyfriend hiding his boner pics that you’ll all somehow find a way to quote Jaws to. Never change, you guys.

And let me be the first to say that for today’s Final Five, Zaloog would,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Russell weight > Jackson weight
    Hugh looks like he’s been Botoxed pretty hard in the face right here.

  2. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
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    whore!

  3. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Bonky
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    When did Space Alien Bukkake become a thing for teenagers ?

  4. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Bonky
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    Mama’s little whore, all grown up.

  5. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    “I can’t believe it…Look! It’s Willard Scott! Willard! Willard! Look over here!”

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The video is even better. She goes into a full gallop.

  7. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    That guy looks awfully smug for someone wearing an $8.00 Captain America costume.

  8. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    Jesus Christ, we don’t need any more Coco-esque pictures.

  9. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    Hulk could take him

  10. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
    Bonky
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    That’s right, take a picture. Sure, I may only be four foot three, but look
    at all the pussy I get !

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    And now for a Sarah Jessica Parker joke that doesn’t involve horses in anyway…nah…never mind.

  12. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
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    It would be way cooler if Billy Dee knew where he was right now.

  13. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Even with that horrendous whatever the fuck it is on her side, she looks way better than her step-sisters.

  14. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    I didn’t realize Oakley still made glasses that looked like that. I can hear the 90′s calling now.

  15. Darren Aronofsky Creepy Stare Bald Head Scarf
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    Looks like the kind of guy that would put giant stone creatures in a story about Noah. DEVIL DEVIL!!

  16. Darren Aronofsky Creepy Stare Bald Head Scarf
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    “My next film will be Moses VS. Plan 9 from Outer Space.”

  17. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    The epitome of all natural, demure elegance.

  18. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    Jade
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    Somewhere in this picture is a joke about squatting on a sidewalk to poop, and making sure the coast is clear. I just can’t quite get to it.

  19. Kathy Bates Holding Cake Of Her Head 2014 PaleyFest Closing Night Presentation American Horror Story
    George P. Burdell
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    Misery love company.

  20. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    Jade
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    Gross.

  21. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kim, please don’t try to fit into that one.

  22. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
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    She was actually on Noah’s original Arc.

  23. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
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    So, if you removed her gigantic implants and were left with the little flapjacks she was probably born with, she’s just another dwarf with a giant ass.

  24. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
    anonymous
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    So is he K Mart’s last remaining customer?

  25. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    She want’s to get away from him so much that she’s willing to walk through bushes in those heels

  26. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    So the NYSE has become the new Hollywood Blvd.

  27. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    “YEAH!!!! Fooled ANOTHER one!”

  28. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    LOL. I’d punch it.

  29. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    She isn’t used to wearing clothes. She doesn’t know that the silhouette/logo doesn’t belong on the side.

  30. Darren Aronofsky Creepy Stare Bald Head Scarf
    Cock Dr
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    How much did she get for this one? 500? A chance 2 attend a movie premiere in a new dress and a gram of cocaine in the limo? Just trying to understand how it works.

  31. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I didn’t realize David Spade had such huge tits.

  32. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
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    What? A non-instagram picture of Kelly Brook?
    *checks to see if hell is frozen over

  33. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    Looks like Bret Micheals has fallen down the slippery slope of too much plastic surgery…

  34. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
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    “Yeah, I’m just going to hold my boob here, like this.”

    “And I’m gonna grab hold of my…”

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
    George P. Burdell
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    She must have an audition coming up for the role of a Tennessee walker.

  36. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
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    Hey, it’s Billy Connolley!

  37. Cobie Smulders Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    I dub thee Dread Pirate Smulders. Because thee has a sunken chest :D. Thank you very much, i’ll be here all week.

  38. Justin Timberlake Surprised Look
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    “Come back! I was supposed to get THREE wishes!”

  39. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    Nice cargo pants, Spade.

  40. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    The day “you can’t see me” became “you can’t hear me”.

  41. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    This makes Coco look attractive

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans Son Noah
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    “Look mommy, rock monsters!”

  43. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    Brett Michaels called and wants his hat back. And his purse.

  44. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    Is this one of those Make A Wish things?

  45. Darren Aronofsky Creepy Stare Bald Head Scarf
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    “heh heh..bewbs”

  46. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Bruce should stop flying helicopters and taking estrogen before the world glut of Kardashians is increased by two.

  47. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    That’s a pretty bad breakout of Hepatitis-K. I’d get some ointment.

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
    cc
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    That’s sweet, she’s teaching her to canter.

  49. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Not seen: Pink suspended above him.

  50. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    maoix
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    Sheeeee-it.

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