The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.1.14

April 1st, 2014 // 358 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly Brook‘s boyfriend hiding his boner pics that you’ll all somehow find a way to quote Jaws to. Never change, you guys.

And let me be the first to say that for today’s Final Five, Zaloog would,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heidi Klum Bikini
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    eeewwwwwwwww

  2. Kathy Bates Holding Cake Of Her Head 2014 PaleyFest Closing Night Presentation American Horror Story
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    She’s still… gonna eat it right? I mean I know most of us wouldn’t do it but her?

  3. Kathy Bates Holding Cake Of Her Head 2014 PaleyFest Closing Night Presentation American Horror Story
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    gimmee head

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    canter, gallop or ambling pace? I can never tell.

  5. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
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    You can’t fool me… that’s skinny George Lucas and Full-on Goatee Guy Fawkes.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    Sarah Jessica Parker answering the press when they asked how old her daughter was.

  7. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Okay Russell, so when does this “Noah” get here and does he like moustaches?

  8. Jason Biggs Suprised Look Wife Jenny Mollen Baby Boy Sid
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    so much jewishness here it’s amazing

  9. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Bret Michaels went a bit overboard with his sex change.

  10. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
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    shiiiiiiiiiiitttt

  11. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
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    “Keep walkin’, trick….
    “Bitch betta have my money…”

  12. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Sorry Kendall did it so much better yesterday and has the nicer rear of the 2.

  13. Cobie Smulders Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    How I met your ever increasingly androgynous mother?

  14. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Emma, Anna Mae, whatever, just sit down and shut the fuck up.

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    So much nice than Kylie

  16. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    before you say “I would” Don, consider this:

    http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/ent_images/Lacey_Wildd_4_07ce5.jpg

  17. Darren Aronofsky Creepy Stare Bald Head Scarf
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    Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants, it’s the coolest !

  18. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
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    “I get it Hulk.. It’s like a thermos.
    No, I do not want to call your daughter for confirmation”

  19. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    It’s a rough life

  20. Mark Wahlberg Getting Slimed Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Did they finally listen to me and add the “Most robotic performer with a Boston accent” category???

  21. Heidi Klum Bikini
    yourmom
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    Gross.

  22. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    HAHAHAHAHA !!!

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    They call it trotting.

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans Son Noah
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    I’d watch the making of this Noah over whatever Darren Aronovsky can possibly offer me…

  25. Kathy Bates Holding Cake Of Her Head 2014 PaleyFest Closing Night Presentation American Horror Story
    cc
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    What’s she doing with Rosie O’Donnell’s head?

  26. Jason Biggs Suprised Look Wife Jenny Mollen Baby Boy Sid
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    So that’s where he gets all his “Parking in Rear” t-shirts.

  27. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
    cc
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    Judge Joe brown, checkin’ out the action.

  28. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
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    Patti Smith = awesome.

  29. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    Hulkster is looking good.

  30. Cobie Smulders Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    cc
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    She has penetrating…eyes.

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    Well aren’t you just the show pony.

  32. John Cena Hulk Hogan GMA
    cc
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    That’s not much of a wrestling ring…made of skipping rope.

  33. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
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    He was great in Benson.

  34. Heidi Klum Bikini
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    When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not..mmm?

  35. Coco Giant Ass Tight Jeans Instagram
    cc
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    Science is amazing…one day I am reading about carbon nanorods, a few days later they are making jeans out of them.

  36. David Spade Wearing Kmart Hat With Random Hot Chick
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    must be terrible to be his age and still be a virgin.

  37. Justin Timberlake Surprised Look
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    Shit! That was some good coke.

  38. Heidi Klum Bikini
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    Eh.

  39. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Tits Bikini
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    Bitch stole Bret Michael’s hat!

  40. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    I think my 5-year-old wore that costume to trick or treat last year.

  41. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
    cajunhawk
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    You should do belong with us among the clouds…

  42. Justin Timberlake Surprised Look
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    looks like justins mom dresses his bodyguards too.

  43. Billy Dee Williams Emma Slater Legs Minidress GMA
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    Is he… sleeping?

  44. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
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    He’s adjusting his boner-control strap.

    • Ralph

      With so much steroids in his body, his d**k is so small you wouldn’t notice a boner.

      • gumbypokey

        Steroids shrink the gonads, they have no effect on the penis size if you are using testosterone or a DHT derivative, in which case it may just increase the size.

  45. Sebastian Stan Chris Evan Guy In Captain America Costume NYSE Opening Bell
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    They all look just over it.

  46. Kelly Brook David McIntosh Hiding Boner
    brick
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    ” yeah I won’t say you look fat again if you promise to cut out the small dick comments.”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Daughter To School
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    She’s really just making this too easy now.

  48. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Gay Goatee Noah UK Premiere
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    HUGH: “Wow! I can’t believe this many people showed up for the premiere of such a shitty movie.”

    RUSSELL: “I know, right?”

  49. Patti Smith Yellow Teeth Noah UK Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    She’s a Rock and Roll Afro-American.

  50. Isiah Whitlock Jr Captain America The Winter Soldier Screening
    Mike Walker
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    Old black Haley Joel Osment

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