The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

March 30th, 2011 // 343 Comments

“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”

And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.

Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Dwayne Johnson
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    Oh, I see Meg’s condom cap from Family Guy comes in black now.

  2. Susan Lucci
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    Her body looks like it’s struggling to hold her head up.

  3. Sharon Stone
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    And still better than Teri Hatcher.

  4. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    She’s really been working on those pecs.

  5. Olivia Munn
    argleblargle
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    She looks like a gerbil.

  6. the one

    this gay pall/asskisser is famous for fifteen minutes!!

  7. Teri Hatcher
    My Name Peggy
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    She should switch to Keystone Light.

  8. Teri Hatcher
    fasterpssycat
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    I’ll see your Courtney Love gelfling and raise you a Terri Hatcher skeksi.

    When does the shoot for the live-action version of The Dark Crystal start, and since when are these two method actors?

  9. Dwayne Johnson
    fasterpssycat
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    No God Dammit. You don’t get to spend a decade making people call you The Rock and then just get to change it Dwayne when you realize people assume you’ve done time in prison and that really hurts your Disney rom-com shitty movie cred.

  10. Nen

    I absolutely thought that was a wax figure of her. Until I realized she was posing too. Jesus.

  11. Paris Hilton
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    Not really a big fan of this daily “The Crap We Missed” segment. I don’t mind the occasional “And Other News…” because they can lead to some really funny stuff. “The Crap” is basically what it is… Crap.

    Please reconsider.

  12. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    It’s been so long since there’s been a nipple on this site, Fish forgot to “work safe” up the image.

    Not that I care, I work with a bunch of porn surfing perves.

  13. Paris Hilton
    stev0dd
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    Now we know where Jimmy Fallon is during the day…

  14. Drew Barrymore
    Deuce
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    I’d say she deserves a shopping day since she has to wear a rug to keep warm

  15. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    basti
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    Eastern beauty meets western not-giving-a-fuck-about-shame-and-rational-decisions-all-in-the-name-for-fame-ity; I’ll bet Mr. Gorbachev is praising Ronald Regan for that whole tearing down the wall idea. Dude totally knew the secret to peace and happiness. (Hint: it’s nipples on your 80th birthday)

  16. Elisha Cuthbert
    desx
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    when did Kim Bauer turn into Sally Struthers? More importantly does this mean Archie and Jack are going to rumble?

  17. Elisha Cuthbert
    SimSnow
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    Goddamn her eyebrows look like Piston Honda’s about to throw a punch.

  18. Sharon Stone
    eab74
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    I see this pic and see a memoir, a movie and a wire hanger in her children’s future…

  19. Paris Hilton
    snidecomment
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    Why is Johan Santana hanging out with Paris Hilton? Yet another Mets embarassment…

  20. Russell Brand
    theduke
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    you’re not fooling anyone, Dr Frank-n-Furter!

  21. Tom Selleck
    Sangriatic
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    Punky Brewster wants her sunglasses back!

  22. Susan Lucci
    Sangriatic
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    Madonna looks good as a brunette.

  23. Squishy

    F***tard in heels!

  24. Teri Hatcher
    Foxxyaaisha23
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    I always wondered what happened to the Cryptkeeper

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