“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”
And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.
Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?
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Oh, I see Meg’s condom cap from Family Guy comes in black now.
Her body looks like it’s struggling to hold her head up.
Nice!
And still better than Teri Hatcher.
She’s really been working on those pecs.
She looks like a gerbil.
this gay pall/asskisser is famous for fifteen minutes!!
She should switch to Keystone Light.
I’ll see your Courtney Love gelfling and raise you a Terri Hatcher skeksi.
When does the shoot for the live-action version of The Dark Crystal start, and since when are these two method actors?
No God Dammit. You don’t get to spend a decade making people call you The Rock and then just get to change it Dwayne when you realize people assume you’ve done time in prison and that really hurts your Disney rom-com shitty movie cred.
I absolutely thought that was a wax figure of her. Until I realized she was posing too. Jesus.
Not really a big fan of this daily “The Crap We Missed” segment. I don’t mind the occasional “And Other News…” because they can lead to some really funny stuff. “The Crap” is basically what it is… Crap.
Please reconsider.
idiot, stop reading then!!!
It’s been so long since there’s been a nipple on this site, Fish forgot to “work safe” up the image.
Not that I care, I work with a bunch of porn surfing perves.
Now we know where Jimmy Fallon is during the day…
I’d say she deserves a shopping day since she has to wear a rug to keep warm
Eastern beauty meets western not-giving-a-fuck-about-shame-and-rational-decisions-all-in-the-name-for-fame-ity; I’ll bet Mr. Gorbachev is praising Ronald Regan for that whole tearing down the wall idea. Dude totally knew the secret to peace and happiness. (Hint: it’s nipples on your 80th birthday)
when did Kim Bauer turn into Sally Struthers? More importantly does this mean Archie and Jack are going to rumble?
Goddamn her eyebrows look like Piston Honda’s about to throw a punch.
I see this pic and see a memoir, a movie and a wire hanger in her children’s future…
Why is Johan Santana hanging out with Paris Hilton? Yet another Mets embarassment…
you’re not fooling anyone, Dr Frank-n-Furter!
Punky Brewster wants her sunglasses back!
Madonna looks good as a brunette.
F***tard in heels!
I always wondered what happened to the Cryptkeeper