The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

March 30th, 2011 // 343 Comments

“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”

And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.

Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    I’m pretty sure the dress is an homage to Janet Jackson.

  2. Teri Hatcher
    Colin
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    “The better to eat you with, my dear.”

  3. Elisha Cuthbert
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    “I don’t know, when WAS the last time I was in a movie?”

  4. Mark B.

    Ahem, check that headline…it’s Wednesday!

  5. Tom Selleck
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    DIABETUS.

  6. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    It is like that dress was designed to have the nipple be visable right there.

  7. Shenae Grimes
    Colin
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    My pants? Oh I think I just got raped, but fuck off, I’m busy. *bats at keys like a cat*

  8. Nicki Minaj
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    What’s up, Sideshow Mel?

  9. Nicki Minaj
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    the revenge of the Lady Gaga’s padawan.

  10. Susan Lucci
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    You can’t see it, but the subtitle of that book is “1741-present”

  11. Olivia Munn
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    eyes that say target lock-on confirmed. left headlite says give it ur best twister

  12. Susan Lucci
    Colin
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    What is this album? When Velociraptors Attack: LA?

  13. Russell Brand
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    Putting on the same stupid face every time he’s photographed, he’s like a modern-day Salvador Dali. Without the artistry. Or humor. Or talent. Or a fan base.

  14. Drew Barrymore
    Mumbler
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    You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  15. Sharon Stone
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    oh some sick bastard dug up Liz Taylor’s body.

  16. Nicki Minaj
    Colin
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    Who’s the Bride of Skankentein giving the stank eye to?

  17. Sharon Stone
    Deacon Jones
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    “help me”

    • Anon

      For some reason, of all these funny comments, this is the one that got me. The perfect simplicity…. Beautiful!

  18. Russell Brand
    Colin
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    Oh no, he and the hydrant wore the same outfit. Now one of them’s gonna have to change.

  19. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    Ten years ago, I would have needed a crate of Kleenex to deal with the aftermath of this.

  20. Tom Selleck
    Eli
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    Bernie is dead though!

  21. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    Go rough young man
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    Why can’t jessica Simpson wear things like this?

  22. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    adolf hitler
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    she looks like she has a young girl trapped in a dry well and lowers a basket of lotion down from time to time so the young girl can keep her skin in good condition so it can one day be used as a coat because she is sick and yes this is a runon.

  23. Nicki Minaj
    Lizzy
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    Free time and spray paint. FASHION!

  24. Paris Hilton
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    Fruity and The Beast.

  25. Nicki Minaj
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    will lmao@ an excalation in the hair war, thers sum funny ass creative shit

  26. Olivia Munn
    JC
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    So Chaeau Marmont is a soup kitchen?

  27. Elisha Cuthbert
    adolf hitler
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    id like to cush her bert

  28. Paris Hilton
    hello
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    He can’t be a wetback if he’s in Mexico City.

  29. Elisha Cuthbert
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    “The Girl Next Door”…to Dairy Queen.

  30. Tom Selleck
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    Magnum wears Mom Jeans?

  31. Nicki Minaj
    hello
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    it’s actually quite clever. You don’t know if it’s cauliflower and broccoli, fresh and moldy cheese, or white and green fungi.

  32. Paris Hilton
    KWDragon
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    I know this is neither crisp nor clever, but it has to be said: WTF is going on in this picture?!?

  33. Susan Lucci
    Feetsthss
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    Good to see they’re rebooting Tales From The Crypt, but shouldn’t they update the puppet too?

  34. Olivia Munn
    KWDragon
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    I thought Photoshop was supposed to be used to improve how the stars look in pictures, not to put Olivia’s head on Lindsay’s anorexic body with last season’s sweater trend.

  35. Susan Lucci
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    Susan Lucci signing copies of “All My Life: A Memoir, Volume1 of 6000″.

  36. Nicki Minaj
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    You know why I like Nicki Minaj? Because she’s real.

  37. Teri Hatcher
    oermens
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    This makes the Olivia Munn head on picture seem like a breath of fresh air.

  38. Drew Barrymore
    tito
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    melissa etheridge looks like shit.

  39. Drew Barrymore
    tito
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    her future’s so bright, she’s gotta wear…er, nevermind.

  40. Teri Hatcher
    tito
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    it makes you not blame janice dickinson for at least making the effort.

  41. Sharon Stone
    oermens
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    Is this “terrible head on photo day”?

  42. Shenae Grimes
    tito
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    this is what she gets for hanging out with the dude from american pie.

  43. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    oermens
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    this makes up for the 12 monsters that came before. save the best for last.

  44. Dwayne Johnson
    tito
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    now we know what hunter thompson on steroids would have looked like.

  45. Elisha Cuthbert
    tito
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  46. Olivia Munn
    The Laughing G-D
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    Is this even a her? It looks like someone photoshopped her head onto someone else’s body.

  47. Sharon Stone
    tito
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    skeletor looks like shit.

  48. Sharon Stone
    The Laughing G-D
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    Hmm, so that is what Gary Busey looks like in drag.

  49. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    The Laughing G-D
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    Nips to ya!

  50. Paris Hilton
    The Winchester
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    Wow, his ass looks better in those pants than hers ever will.

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