“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”
And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.
Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?
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I’m pretty sure the dress is an homage to Janet Jackson.
Janet Jackson’s dead!?!?!
Homage doesn’t have implicated of death. It’s more of showing respect/pledging your allegiance.
If it will make you feel better, an homage to Janet Jackson’s career.
“The better to eat you with, my dear.”
“I don’t know, when WAS the last time I was in a movie?”
Ahem, check that headline…it’s Wednesday!
awesome
Love those double tuesdays
DIABETUS.
It is like that dress was designed to have the nipple be visable right there.
it looks like the ruffles where the nip is , is pulled down to expose it.
That’s what I’m thinking. It looks like it was done deliberately in my opinion.
My pants? Oh I think I just got raped, but fuck off, I’m busy. *bats at keys like a cat*
What’s up, Sideshow Mel?
the revenge of the Lady Gaga’s padawan.
You can’t see it, but the subtitle of that book is “1741-present”
eyes that say target lock-on confirmed. left headlite says give it ur best twister
What is this album? When Velociraptors Attack: LA?
Putting on the same stupid face every time he’s photographed, he’s like a modern-day Salvador Dali. Without the artistry. Or humor. Or talent. Or a fan base.
You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I was thinking more “The Drew Abides”
oh some sick bastard dug up Liz Taylor’s body.
Who’s the Bride of Skankentein giving the stank eye to?
“help me”
For some reason, of all these funny comments, this is the one that got me. The perfect simplicity…. Beautiful!
Oh no, he and the hydrant wore the same outfit. Now one of them’s gonna have to change.
Immaculate
Ten years ago, I would have needed a crate of Kleenex to deal with the aftermath of this.
Why? The Fifth Element came out 14 years ago.
Bernie is dead though!
Why can’t jessica Simpson wear things like this?
because she doesn’t want people to throw up in front of her.
Because there is a god who loves you somewhere? Maybe?
she looks like she has a young girl trapped in a dry well and lowers a basket of lotion down from time to time so the young girl can keep her skin in good condition so it can one day be used as a coat because she is sick and yes this is a runon.
Free time and spray paint. FASHION!
Fruity and The Beast.
will lmao@ an excalation in the hair war, thers sum funny ass creative shit
So Chaeau Marmont is a soup kitchen?
That does explain why Lindsay™ seemed to spend so much time there…
id like to cush her bert
He can’t be a wetback if he’s in Mexico City.
“The Girl Next Door”…to Dairy Queen.
Magnum wears Mom Jeans?
it’s actually quite clever. You don’t know if it’s cauliflower and broccoli, fresh and moldy cheese, or white and green fungi.
I know this is neither crisp nor clever, but it has to be said: WTF is going on in this picture?!?
Good to see they’re rebooting Tales From The Crypt, but shouldn’t they update the puppet too?
I thought Photoshop was supposed to be used to improve how the stars look in pictures, not to put Olivia’s head on Lindsay’s anorexic body with last season’s sweater trend.
Susan Lucci signing copies of “All My Life: A Memoir, Volume1 of 6000″.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the winner right here!
You know why I like Nicki Minaj? Because she’s real.
Yep. Real stupid.
Somewhere underneath all that fake… I’ll get the shovel.
This makes the Olivia Munn head on picture seem like a breath of fresh air.
melissa etheridge looks like shit.
her future’s so bright, she’s gotta wear…er, nevermind.
it makes you not blame janice dickinson for at least making the effort.
Is this “terrible head on photo day”?
this is what she gets for hanging out with the dude from american pie.
this makes up for the 12 monsters that came before. save the best for last.
now we know what hunter thompson on steroids would have looked like.
someone showed her http://www.imdb.com/elisha_cuthbert
Is this even a her? It looks like someone photoshopped her head onto someone else’s body.
skeletor looks like shit.
Hmm, so that is what Gary Busey looks like in drag.
+1
Nips to ya!
Wow, his ass looks better in those pants than hers ever will.