The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

March 30th, 2011 // 343 Comments

“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”

And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.

Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Tom Selleck
    Mandi
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    Quigley! My Aunt met him in Las Vegas! He is still a good looking man, one of the few aging well in Hollywood.

  2. Elisha Cuthbert
    Zack
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    Isn’t this the Blair chick from “Fats of Life”.

  3. Olivia Munn
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!

  4. Olivia Munn
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    Lou Diamond Phillips needs to eat a sandwich.

  5. Nicki Minaj
    Mandi
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    No, Lord, please no… One Lady Gaga is too many already.

  6. Nicki Minaj
    KayKay
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    If she is riding the cotton pony then who is riding her?

  7. Sharon Stone
    Zack
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    She looks great, a little makeup and some shampoo would be nice though.

  8. Teri Hatcher
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    Glad to know I’m not the only one suffering from allergies this spring.

  9. Drew Barrymore
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    she spilled some coke on her right pancake.

  10. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    her nipple reminds me that I haven’t seen the last Resident Evil movie yet.

  11. Olivia Munn
    who cares?
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    can we stop with all the ‘planet of the apes’ remakes now, please?

  12. Russell Brand
    KayKay
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    He just threw up a little in his OWN mouth after noticing a reflection of himself

  13. Paris Hilton
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    I’m setting the over/under on combined filmed blowjobs between these two at 140.

  14. Tom Selleck
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    He’s the perfect replacement candidate for the Quaker Oats commercials.

  15. Nicki Minaj
    Go rough young man
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    Now hip hop stars are bitten by the bozzo bug…

  16. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    KayKay
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    A Teeeeeeeen-hut! Ready for action! Sir!

  17. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    My dream girl… Damn… So freaking hot…

  18. Susan Lucci
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    it sucks that a shark bit off most of her arm, glad she is ok though.

  19. Drew Barrymore
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    This just in: Drew Barrymore to reprise Patrick Swayze’s role in Point Break 2.

  20. Mooty

    Closest madame tussauds figure yet.

  21. Russell Brand
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    He called the fire hydrant last night so they could match outfits.

  22. Olivia Munn
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    Geez. What a difference viewing by 5 degrees off angle makes… Straight on? Hideous!!

  23. Drew Barrymore
    Alamander
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    She is a pair of jelly sandals and golf shorts away from getting kicked her jerkoff face kicked out of my nice little beach community.

  24. Sharon Stone
    Go rough young man
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    Why is my screen being possessed by ice crystals from bottom to top?

  25. Sharon Stone
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    Sharon is on her way to audition for Monster 2.

  26. Nicki Minaj
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    The only thing that would make this funnier is if Lil’ Kim showed up with the same haircut with something slanderous about Nicki Minaj written across the top.

  27. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    That nipple looks cancerous.

  28. Russell Brand
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    Weird Al is getting younger.

  29. Drew Barrymore
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    Giving up on most of her hair, she’s covering the brown roots in her mustache.

  30. Paris Hilton
    Go rough young man
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    Dude got smaller feet than Paris.

  31. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
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    The nipple almost distracts from the fact that she’s wearing Courtney Love’s same brand of lipstick.

  32. Teri Hatcher
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    She’s still got the good looks of a dog with its head out a moving car’s window.

  33. Shenae Grimes
    Elle
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    Shes thinking “oh good the paparazzi, I am relevant!” P.S. You’re not.

  34. Shenae Grimes
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    Drunk driving is finally cool again! And after Lindsay almost ruined it for everyone.

  35. Paris Hilton
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    Well at least they have a common interest in shoes.

  36. Olivia Munn
    Any Guy
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    I can’t believe her show got canceled! oh wait, I totally can.

  37. Russell Brand
    who cares?
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    i hate seeing drag queens out of costume. it’s like learning that santa claus isn’t real. and gives grundle rides for 10 piece chicken mcnugget value meals.

    • Knippy

      Why is it every time I read the comments I always have to have urbandictionary open to understand them? You kids and your slang.

  38. Dwayne Johnson
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    Have you ever seen someone so excited to have finally found a hat that will cover their gargantuan noggin? Besides Kelsey Grammer, obviously.

  39. Sharon Stone
    sexyman48
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    They do autopsies standing up now?

  40. Teri Hatcher
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    Caesar Romero played a great Joker.

  41. SlapKatyPerry

    Ah ha ha ha ha……..AIDS

  42. Nicki Minaj
    Rospo
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    Mars Attacks! good, though aliens aren’t that much outstanding anymore.

  43. Elisha Cuthbert
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    For being a guest on our show Elisha, you’re going home with an actual movie role!

  44. Tom Selleck
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    Looks like someone just got an anonymous HJ in the washroom.

  45. Tom Selleck
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    I guess we can add which side Tom likes to tuck in on to his wikipedia page.

  46. Drew Barrymore
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    Holy cow! Ozzy Osbourne had a sex change operation!

  47. Susan Lucci
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    Move! The Dilophosaurus is preparing for attack!

  48. Olivia Munn
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    ah good. they are filming season four of V already.

  49. Susan Lucci
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    You know you’ve made it when your neck is replaced by a prop from the set of Alien.

  50. Teri Hatcher
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    poor devil. she now has to take those special drugs to make her feel happy.

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