“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”
And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.
Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?
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Quigley! My Aunt met him in Las Vegas! He is still a good looking man, one of the few aging well in Hollywood.
Isn’t this the Blair chick from “Fats of Life”.
I’m pretty sure Blair was a dude.
REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!
Lou Diamond Phillips needs to eat a sandwich.
dammit, i was going to make LDP comment….probably wouldn’t have been that good tho. well done.
No, Lord, please no… One Lady Gaga is too many already.
If she is riding the cotton pony then who is riding her?
She looks great, a little makeup and some shampoo would be nice though.
Glad to know I’m not the only one suffering from allergies this spring.
she spilled some coke on her right pancake.
her nipple reminds me that I haven’t seen the last Resident Evil movie yet.
Her nipple reminds me of Gorbachev’s birthmark. I don’t know why, it just does.
both gave you a boner?
Portwine coloured and misshapen?
can we stop with all the ‘planet of the apes’ remakes now, please?
He just threw up a little in his OWN mouth after noticing a reflection of himself
I’m setting the over/under on combined filmed blowjobs between these two at 140.
I’ll take the over.
He’s the perfect replacement candidate for the Quaker Oats commercials.
Now hip hop stars are bitten by the bozzo bug…
A Teeeeeeeen-hut! Ready for action! Sir!
My dream girl… Damn… So freaking hot…
Saw her on Married With Children, she was perfect lookin
it sucks that a shark bit off most of her arm, glad she is ok though.
This just in: Drew Barrymore to reprise Patrick Swayze’s role in Point Break 2.
Closest madame tussauds figure yet.
He called the fire hydrant last night so they could match outfits.
Geez. What a difference viewing by 5 degrees off angle makes… Straight on? Hideous!!
could be worse. that angle/light brings out ‘satan’ in blue eyes
She is a pair of jelly sandals and golf shorts away from getting kicked her jerkoff face kicked out of my nice little beach community.
Why is my screen being possessed by ice crystals from bottom to top?
Sharon is on her way to audition for Monster 2.
The only thing that would make this funnier is if Lil’ Kim showed up with the same haircut with something slanderous about Nicki Minaj written across the top.
That nipple looks cancerous.
Weird Al is getting younger.
Giving up on most of her hair, she’s covering the brown roots in her mustache.
Dude got smaller feet than Paris.
Everyone has smaller feet than Paris.
Except maybe that one Kardashian……
The nipple almost distracts from the fact that she’s wearing Courtney Love’s same brand of lipstick.
When i first saw the picture, I thought the picture was chosen because her face was so awful… Then I scrolled down to read the comments and saw the nipple.
But I’ve always been turned off by her face, so I have never really gotten the big appeal anyway… Besides the “generous with the nudity” thing.
“BESIDES” the generous nudity thing?
Know how i know you’re gay?
She’s still got the good looks of a dog with its head out a moving car’s window.
Stop it, Rubber, yer killin’ me!
Shes thinking “oh good the paparazzi, I am relevant!” P.S. You’re not.
Drunk driving is finally cool again! And after Lindsay almost ruined it for everyone.
Well at least they have a common interest in shoes.
I can’t believe her show got canceled! oh wait, I totally can.
i hate seeing drag queens out of costume. it’s like learning that santa claus isn’t real. and gives grundle rides for 10 piece chicken mcnugget value meals.
Why is it every time I read the comments I always have to have urbandictionary open to understand them? You kids and your slang.
Have you ever seen someone so excited to have finally found a hat that will cover their gargantuan noggin? Besides Kelsey Grammer, obviously.
They do autopsies standing up now?
Caesar Romero played a great Joker.
Ah ha ha ha ha……..AIDS
Mars Attacks! good, though aliens aren’t that much outstanding anymore.
For being a guest on our show Elisha, you’re going home with an actual movie role!
Looks like someone just got an anonymous HJ in the washroom.
I guess we can add which side Tom likes to tuck in on to his wikipedia page.
Win.
Holy cow! Ozzy Osbourne had a sex change operation!
Move! The Dilophosaurus is preparing for attack!
ah good. they are filming season four of V already.
You know you’ve made it when your neck is replaced by a prop from the set of Alien.
poor devil. she now has to take those special drugs to make her feel happy.