“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”
And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.
Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?
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At least the guy has style – I mean the one in the right side of the frame
If you can somehow get the gays to love you you’ll always be able to sell them shit.
Looks like Paris has found a replacement for Tinkerbell and this one can even clean up his own feces… more or less.
I sure hope she’s ok.. you know, after the attack of whatever the fuck tore up her pants like that.
Teri does not Botox.
I wish she would.
Revenge of the Lizard Queen!
Either he’s embarrassed or he needs to get a blood pressure check ASAP.
Viagra sometimes inflates the wrong extremity.. In this case it appears to have affected his chin.
he just had his first spritz of her new cologne “Skänqüe”
Geezus! First the Lizard Queen, now the Lizard Queen’s mom.
May I suggest a turtleneck sweater for your next public appearance?
Too late, she already has the neck of a turtle (and the face isn’t too far off either)
is that a nipple?
are you a retard?
It makes more sense if you think of Jerry Seinfeld saying it to Elaine.
Could be ringworm…
Lupus?! Is it Lupus?!
Looks more like “Drew Barrymore can’t find her car after shopping in Los Angeles”
In NYC it’s Halloween every night.
She looks like she just failed the field sobriety test from Hell… or is about to.
sweet zombie jesus…it’s like one of those high-speed videos of someone sneezing
Looks like the Grinch just finished Q-Tipping his ass.
nicely done.
I’ve seen chicks wear out the knees of their pants before…but whatever did this must have set some kind of record.
is that dude carrying a purse?
yeah. must be either a gay assistant or a bodyguard.
I think her face actually warped the lens camera.
even that black dude is thinking “so…is he black? or what?”
Deer in the headlights
She’s channeling the spirit of Jessica Simpson (i.e. she’s farting)
this comment is as close to perfection as anything i’ve ever read on this site.
She’s always been extraordinarily generous with the nudity.
It’s easy to be generous when you have so little to show!
what a drag it is getting old….
No Magnum….oh lord no.
Magnum AARP
The radiation really DID hit L.A…..look her fucking face is melting!
+1
+2
Mom shorts.
whoa those are pointy
Suddenly I’m hungry for turkey.
Shenae Grimes is Grimey lol
The Coneheads are back! Yay!
She looks like a lime snow cone
In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a black dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.
…and now I’m off to get a vanilla/lime snocone for completely unrelated reasons.
Who at who’s show?
Where is He-Man when you need him to vanquish Skeletor?
Shit!!!!! I was asking the same!!!!!
What, Marc Anthony is back on the Superficial?
Looks like Rocky Dennis got dressed in the dark
He looks more like Rocket J Squirrel of “Rocky and Bullwinkle” .Wellactually that isn’t exactly right…he just looks kind of squirrely!
She’s as old as Olivia Munn and Teri Hatcher combined and she still looks better than they do with an “Oh my god, what IS that midget DOING under my dress?” expression on her face.
Look old lady, just keep your clothes on and your legs closed and we won’t have any problems.
WHO?
thats exactly what i was thinking..
I love the fact she’s giving the papparrazzi the finger. Well, actually, it’s probably ‘a papparrazzi’. Honey, we know you don’t get harassed very often, so please don’t act like you can’t take it anymore. Bullshitter.
Braaaaaaiins
LOL. As soon as i saw the pic i was thinking some sort of zombie reference. u nailed it
That is one hell of a reservoir tip…
I wonder how long it took before someone told her her nipple was showing
I wonder how the hell she didn’t notice?
I bet she knew the whole time… maybe she likes her nipples to be free?
Of course she noticed, she’s the one that cut out part of the dress so it would show.
Probably all night because most people thought she was “one of the guys”.
I love playing peek-a-boob
“Who’s first for the mustache ride?!” *looks down at pants* “Looks like I’M ready”
Just think, that Teri Hatcher face is like what Ashton Kutcher wakes up to every morning. I think his voice is getting deeper and raspier because of those morning screams.
American Airlines’ policy is strict: no cell phones on the pla-
KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! AND BRING THE ROCK SOME PEANUTS!
So the paparazzi are stalking homeless people now? Seems kinda low
OHMAIGAWD.
She looks a lot better than she did in those bikini photos. Still not “Girl Next Door” hot, but whatever.
What a dickhead.
Late 40s Harry Potter is sporting Redneck tux today
IS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD FUCKING CONSTIPATED!!!