The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.30.11

March 30th, 2011 // 343 Comments

“Now would a real racist let a queer wetback rub his AIDS all over her? I don’t think so. — Alright, five seconds, bean n-gger, we had a deal.”

And now for the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed as evidenced above: Drew Barrymore not walking around on drugs at all, Tom Selleck‘s mustache making grown man fill their pants with mediocre, inadequate urine and Teri Hatcher continues to be a creature of beauty. Emphasis on creature.

Milla Jovovich is doing what in the last pic?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. word

    At least the guy has style – I mean the one in the right side of the frame

  2. Paris Hilton
    Cock Dr
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    If you can somehow get the gays to love you you’ll always be able to sell them shit.

  3. Paris Hilton
    Bucky Barnes
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    Looks like Paris has found a replacement for Tinkerbell and this one can even clean up his own feces… more or less.

  4. Shenae Grimes
    Jill
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    I sure hope she’s ok.. you know, after the attack of whatever the fuck tore up her pants like that.

  5. Teri Hatcher
    Cock Dr
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    Teri does not Botox.
    I wish she would.

  6. Olivia Munn
    Bucky Barnes
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    Revenge of the Lizard Queen!

  7. Tom Selleck
    Cock Dr
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    Either he’s embarrassed or he needs to get a blood pressure check ASAP.

    • Bucky Barnes

      Viagra sometimes inflates the wrong extremity.. In this case it appears to have affected his chin.

  8. Paris Hilton
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    he just had his first spritz of her new cologne “Skänqüe”

  9. Teri Hatcher
    Bucky Barnes
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    Geezus! First the Lizard Queen, now the Lizard Queen’s mom.

  10. Susan Lucci
    Cock Dr
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    May I suggest a turtleneck sweater for your next public appearance?

  11. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    ginaraejones
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    is that a nipple?

  12. Drew Barrymore
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like “Drew Barrymore can’t find her car after shopping in Los Angeles”

  13. Nicki Minaj
    Cock Dr
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    In NYC it’s Halloween every night.

  14. Shenae Grimes
    Bucky Barnes
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    She looks like she just failed the field sobriety test from Hell… or is about to.

  15. Teri Hatcher
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet zombie jesus…it’s like one of those high-speed videos of someone sneezing

  16. Nicki Minaj
    sparkymcgee
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    Looks like the Grinch just finished Q-Tipping his ass.

  17. Shenae Grimes
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    I’ve seen chicks wear out the knees of their pants before…but whatever did this must have set some kind of record.

  18. Sharon Stone
    sparkymcgee
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    I think her face actually warped the lens camera.

  19. Dwayne Johnson
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    even that black dude is thinking “so…is he black? or what?”

  20. Olivia Munn
    KayKay
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    Deer in the headlights

  21. Elisha Cuthbert
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    She’s channeling the spirit of Jessica Simpson (i.e. she’s farting)

  22. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    Cock Dr
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    She’s always been extraordinarily generous with the nudity.

  23. Sharon Stone
    Keith
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    what a drag it is getting old….

  24. Tom Selleck
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    No Magnum….oh lord no.

  25. Teri Hatcher
    KayKay
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    The radiation really DID hit L.A…..look her fucking face is melting!

  26. Olivia Munn
    Keith
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    Mom shorts.

  27. Olivia Munn
    Maeby
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    whoa those are pointy

  28. Susan Lucci
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    Suddenly I’m hungry for turkey.

  29. Shenae Grimes
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    Shenae Grimes is Grimey lol

  30. Dwayne Johnson
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    The Coneheads are back! Yay!

  31. Nicki Minaj
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a lime snow cone

  32. Nicki Minaj
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    In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a black dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.

  33. Elisha Cuthbert
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    Who at who’s show?

  34. Teri Hatcher
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is He-Man when you need him to vanquish Skeletor?

  35. Russell Brand
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    Looks like Rocky Dennis got dressed in the dark

    • The Critical Crassness

      He looks more like Rocket J Squirrel of “Rocky and Bullwinkle” .Wellactually that isn’t exactly right…he just looks kind of squirrely!

  36. Susan Lucci
    Bucky Barnes
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    She’s as old as Olivia Munn and Teri Hatcher combined and she still looks better than they do with an “Oh my god, what IS that midget DOING under my dress?” expression on her face.

  37. Sharon Stone
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    Look old lady, just keep your clothes on and your legs closed and we won’t have any problems.

  38. Shenae Grimes
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO?

  39. Sharon Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    Braaaaaaiins

  40. Nicki Minaj
    Bucky Barnes
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    That is one hell of a reservoir tip…

  41. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    Euroman
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    I wonder how long it took before someone told her her nipple was showing

  42. Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip
    Commented on this photo:

    I love playing peek-a-boob

  43. Tom Selleck
    KayKay
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    “Who’s first for the mustache ride?!” *looks down at pants* “Looks like I’M ready”

  44. Karen

    Just think, that Teri Hatcher face is like what Ashton Kutcher wakes up to every morning. I think his voice is getting deeper and raspier because of those morning screams.

  45. Dwayne Johnson
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    American Airlines’ policy is strict: no cell phones on the pla-
    KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! AND BRING THE ROCK SOME PEANUTS!

  46. Olivia Munn
    H6E6X6
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    So the paparazzi are stalking homeless people now? Seems kinda low

  47. Elisha Cuthbert
    Hemingway
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    OHMAIGAWD.

    She looks a lot better than she did in those bikini photos. Still not “Girl Next Door” hot, but whatever.

  48. Dwayne Johnson
    H6E6X6
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    What a dickhead.

  49. Tom Selleck
    KayKay
    Commented on this photo:

    Late 40s Harry Potter is sporting Redneck tux today

  50. Susan Lucci
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    IS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD FUCKING CONSTIPATED!!!

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