The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Pamela Anderson
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    DOA – Deteriorates On Approach

  2. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    fattymcgee
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    Holy shit! They make frappuccino’s at The Four Season’s Hotels now?!

  3. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    fattymcgee
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    “Aw, yah… yah, that feels good! I just shit out a baby! What’s that? I wasn’t pregnant? Oh, boy.”

  4. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not going to say she isn’t well known, but I just punched her name into Google and it responded with, “I’m sorry, who?”

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    How can 24 YEAR-OLD girl have a 40 year-old woman’s ass?

  6. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Christine
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    you know you might want to pull up your pants when your c-section scar shows :x

  7. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If the background was in focus, you’d see that’s not a statue but a man turned instantly to stone.

  8. Pamela Anderson
    Teeu
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    Damn she’s still around, now it’s getting a little nasty with the old tits,and ass, gee go away already pam!!

  9. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    Teeu
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    Take the mask off already!!

  10. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Teeu
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes we know you chew your puss hairs off, no need to show!

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Teeu
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I was laying when he banged me!

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Teeu
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think they will Know it’s me,hehe

  13. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    fcuk libs
    Commented on this photo:

    “”Come on now- 10 bazillion bikini photos and not ONE comment about this Rush Limbaugh shit?! Don’t be THAT superficial.”"

    There’s always some super CUNT lib out there like Katie that brings up stupid shit about some SLUT WHORE comment that someone made. Fluke is just that… a SLUT WHORE.

  14. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    tommy
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    Danny is a megadouche.

  15. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Coyote
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    I got’s to get me some of that!

  16. Chelsea Clinton
    tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    Good god… SOMEONE KILL THAT THING! ugh.

  17. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Rhinos 4 the NRA
    Commented on this photo:

    With music career all played out… I mean working on my next album my agent told me to wear this bikini and work on my actressing.

  18. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Rhinos 4 the NRA
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    For the first time he’s happy he can’t eat pork.

  19. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Rhinos 4 the NRA
    Commented on this photo:

    According to my therapist I’m winning!

  20. Alicia Keys
    Rhinos 4 the NRA
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she the next Star Trek villain?

  21. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Just wait till the DeVito/Perlman sex tapes start leaking.

  22. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    damn look at that ass. id jizz all over that

  23. Pamela Anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s going to be one sticky-Hepatitis C bench.

  24. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Commented on this photo:

    They both look equally disappointed to be having lunch with the other.

  25. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie isn’t allowed to bring the post game snack anymore. Some of the kids still haven’t slept since the last time.

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Rumer…why the long face? And while we’re at it, why the long tits?

  27. Weirdo

    I’d crawl up behind her like a giant anteater and stick my tongue up her asshole!

  28. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    Besides banging that shitfreak Justin Bieber, I’m not bothered by her one bit. Compelling little @$$ she’s got.

  29. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
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    This kid id all kinds of hot, there’s no other way to put it.

  30. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yes.

  31. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
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    I like this ginger for some reason.

  32. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Tricky_Fish
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Tara, I’m going to be honest with you. It smells like pure gasoline.

  33. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    She failed the bandage dress test!!

  34. Sliver

    Ok, what is it with all the tongue-in-ass comments? Is that what men apparently want….or is the superfish a bad cross-section of the population?

  35. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    G Spot Finder
    Commented on this photo:

    When she finished the sneeze,her pants fell off

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    G Spot Finder
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you officer,I’m not coming out because it’s really cold outside

  37. Chelsea Clinton
    John Daly
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    Been feeding through the fence again.

  38. weirdo

    I vote for #2.

  39. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, really. This is what happens to the men after they’ve seen my breasts.”

  40. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    The only facial expression she is capable of.

  41. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Lolli-Pop
    Commented on this photo:

    Cynthia Nixon’s hair grew back fast.

  42. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    cheezbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Good fucking lord.

    There are no other words.

  43. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Sliver
    Commented on this photo:

    “A sandwich?!? You gave me a fucking sandwich! I want scotch, damn it!”

  44. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    Sliver
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s cute.

  45. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    Sliver
    Commented on this photo:

    The white one, that is.

  46. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Clown Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny when a chick has crabs but when they try to jump on you…

  47. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Lovely girl, look that sweet butt, i’d kiss her asshole for ever…..

  48. Chelsea Clinton
    GILBERT CISHAHAYO
    Commented on this photo:

    To you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON,
    Have a central kiss from me yours GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE,you dear CHELSEA CLINTON.

    Know that our marriage, me GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE, marrying you dear CHELSEA CLINTON will be in NEW YORK(the place can change or not)in the same place, at the same moment with the marriage for GISELE BAGAZA being married by DECLAN MAGEE alias DEC.Gisele BAGAZA gives un central bisou to DEC wiwe.
    From: GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE, BUJUMBURA -BURUNDI.

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