Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.
Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!
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Holy shit! They make frappuccino’s at The Four Season’s Hotels now?!
“Aw, yah… yah, that feels good! I just shit out a baby! What’s that? I wasn’t pregnant? Oh, boy.”
I’m not going to say she isn’t well known, but I just punched her name into Google and it responded with, “I’m sorry, who?”
I get more hits from a vanity search on my own name,
How can 24 YEAR-OLD girl have a 40 year-old woman’s ass?
It’s not just the age of the car, it’s also the mileage.
you know you might want to pull up your pants when your c-section scar shows :x
If the background was in focus, you’d see that’s not a statue but a man turned instantly to stone.
Damn she’s still around, now it’s getting a little nasty with the old tits,and ass, gee go away already pam!!
Take the mask off already!!
Yes we know you chew your puss hairs off, no need to show!
This is how I was laying when he banged me!
Do you think they will Know it’s me,hehe
“”Come on now- 10 bazillion bikini photos and not ONE comment about this Rush Limbaugh shit?! Don’t be THAT superficial.”"
There’s always some super CUNT lib out there like Katie that brings up stupid shit about some SLUT WHORE comment that someone made. Fluke is just that… a SLUT WHORE.
Tell that stupid slut to take it to Daily Kos
Danny is a megadouche.
I got’s to get me some of that!
Good god… SOMEONE KILL THAT THING! ugh.
With music career all played out… I mean working on my next album my agent told me to wear this bikini and work on my actressing.
For the first time he’s happy he can’t eat pork.
According to my therapist I’m winning!
Is she the next Star Trek villain?
Just wait till the DeVito/Perlman sex tapes start leaking.
damn look at that ass. id jizz all over that
That’s going to be one sticky-Hepatitis C bench.
They both look equally disappointed to be having lunch with the other.
Charlie isn’t allowed to bring the post game snack anymore. Some of the kids still haven’t slept since the last time.
Hey, Rumer…why the long face? And while we’re at it, why the long tits?
I’d crawl up behind her like a giant anteater and stick my tongue up her asshole!
Besides banging that shitfreak Justin Bieber, I’m not bothered by her one bit. Compelling little @$$ she’s got.
This kid id all kinds of hot, there’s no other way to put it.
Oh yes.
I like this ginger for some reason.
It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Tara, I’m going to be honest with you. It smells like pure gasoline.
She failed the bandage dress test!!
Ok, what is it with all the tongue-in-ass comments? Is that what men apparently want….or is the superfish a bad cross-section of the population?
When she finished the sneeze,her pants fell off
Fuck you officer,I’m not coming out because it’s really cold outside
Been feeding through the fence again.
I vote for #2.
“No, really. This is what happens to the men after they’ve seen my breasts.”
The only facial expression she is capable of.
Cynthia Nixon’s hair grew back fast.
Good fucking lord.
There are no other words.
“A sandwich?!? You gave me a fucking sandwich! I want scotch, damn it!”
I think he’s cute.
The white one, that is.
It’s funny when a chick has crabs but when they try to jump on you…
Lovely girl, look that sweet butt, i’d kiss her asshole for ever…..
To you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON,
Have a central kiss from me yours GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE,you dear CHELSEA CLINTON.
Know that our marriage, me GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE, marrying you dear CHELSEA CLINTON will be in NEW YORK(the place can change or not)in the same place, at the same moment with the marriage for GISELE BAGAZA being married by DECLAN MAGEE alias DEC.Gisele BAGAZA gives un central bisou to DEC wiwe.
From: GILBERT CISHAHAYO BLYTHE, BUJUMBURA -BURUNDI.