The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

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  1. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    NATTY ICE
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    I guess Paula Deen expanded her list to include white Brittish royalty.

  2. Chelsea Clinton
    Butternuts
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    It says Van Cleef. But I just see beef.

  3. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Butternuts
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    I guess it would be convenient if you didn’t want to waste the effort on picturing Bruce Willis.

  4. Alicia Keys
    Butternuts
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    Her arms absorbed her boobs?

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Butternuts
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    You’re all missing the point. She matched ONE fingernail to her outfit. Clearly untapped genius.

  6. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Butternuts
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    It’s soo cold! I’d better put on fuzzy boots. There. That makes sense.

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Butternuts
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    Is that a cankle cam by her leg? You kids and your fetishes…

  8. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    toopier
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    Stephen Hawking with strippers again?

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Truk
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    I’d be disgusted at myself for fapping to pics of her so many times… but I’ve done it to much worse… sooo many times.

  10. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
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    “After sucking on Justin’s peepee, this straw seems HUGE!”

  11. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
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    “Hey, this isn’t a chef’s salad.”

  12. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Bigalkie
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    Get arrested ten times and you receive a hat.

  13. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Popeye
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    She can eat me spinach anytime!

  14. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
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    The writing on the front of the roach-coach describes just how long I’d like to have my penis inside this woman.

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    cc
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    I see some Easter Island genes in her.

  16. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    El Jefe
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    I wonder how many times Harry accidentally gave the Nazi salute until he finally got it right?

  17. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Sweep The Leg
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    Nicely done.

  18. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    cc
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    She looks mangy even by Teen Mom standards.

  19. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
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    “Aim your anti-aircraft weapons where I’m pointing, not where the black fellow is pointing…”

  20. Pamela Anderson
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    Gosh, how cool would that be if we could see her naked?

  21. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    Bigalkie
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    Mickey Rourke spotted leaving the Jersey Fashion Awards ( JFA ) where he bagged his third straight Golden Slippers for tightest style.

  22. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Finally get to suck on something larger than Justin Bieber’s penis.

  23. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    ohmy
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    she was charged with STALKING? LOL who the fuck is charged with stalking wow

  24. Pamela Anderson
    El Jefe
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    The woman on the mural is more natural than she is.

  25. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    The Brown Streak
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    “…and maybe afterwards we can go see Alone In the Dark.”

  26. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    El Jefe
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    She almost has more mugshots than Charlie Sheen now.

  27. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    I just googled this idiot. She can’t help it, she is the spawn of assholes. Her parents named their three daughters January, Jacey and Jina. She’s just running to her breeding.

  28. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
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    A child’s athletic event is supposed to result in kudos to the kids. This asshole can’t even resist yucking it up at his daughter’s soccer game. What an asshole.

    Charlie, go have a drink. No, have hundreds. And drop dead from alcohol poisoning.

  29. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    El Jefe
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    Stole Hermes shoes I see.

  30. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    The Brown Streak
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    That’s it Puma, ATTACK!

  31. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    El Jefe
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    It is like a competition to see who is a bigger bitch between her and Katherine Heigl.

  32. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    The Brown Streak
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    “Skarsgard! Get away from my daughter!”

  33. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    El Jefe
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    Smart move covering the boobs with a fabric pattern, now tomorrow get a top that covers the armpits and the boobs and she is all set.

  34. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    The Brown Streak
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    Stalking in North Carolina is illegally planting Tobacco.

  35. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
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    “Can someone help me, please? I still can’t find my career.”

  36. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    The Brown Streak
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    “Damn, Goldfinger. I should’ve never let him rub my feet.”

  37. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    El Jefe
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    So when is her next fight with Mayweather? With a jaw like that she could never get knocked out.

  38. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    The Brown Streak
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    Katie XY

  39. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    The Brown Streak
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    Cam Newton in 70 years.

  40. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
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    I wanna pull those britches down around her ankles and finish eating my lunch.

  41. Captain George

    Hmmmm, I’d rather f-ck Bieber. I’m sure he has softer skin.

  42. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    The Brown Streak
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    -[TARGET: SARAH CONNOR | OBJECTIVE: TERMINATE]-

  43. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    The Brown Streak
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    She followed a trail of condoms to Zac Efron’s house. Imagine that.

  44. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
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    “Help, I’m melllttiingg…. oh, what a world, what a world….”

  45. Chelsea Clinton
    The Brown Streak
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    Lee Van Cleef + tutu = nightmares tonight. You’re welcome everyone.

  46. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
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    Fuck the Ruby Red Slippers, I’ll trade up for gold any time.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    lori
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    Put some pants on.

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    The Brown Streak
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    Her dress used to be white.

  49. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
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    It’s called ascities and it’s not pretty, ladies and gentlemen.

  50. Alicia Keys
    The Brown Streak
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    When her energy runs low, the light on her forehead flashes, and Ultrawoman must return to her human form.

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