Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.
Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!
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At first glance I thought this was Britney.
“I’m Sexy an’ I know it! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle…”
I think that picture of Brittany Snow is actually Jessy Schram. Hard to tell without makeup….
Yep, I was thinking the same thing. I am leaning more towards that it is Jessy Schram.
White guys can’t dance.
Thanks MTV!
Sadly Sam’s team was shut-out, but Charlie scored a baggie.
Rumer has it, mmmhm Rumer has it
Heh, “professional”. Heh, “beauty”.
Can’t wait to see her dropping birth control pills on her next red carpet with Zac.
Not a bad attempt to go incognito, except for the Aladdin slippers.
Rats, someone beat me to the Aladdin joke.
There has to be a cure.
I remember when my wife did this when she was pregnant.
At least she’s smiling.
CARRY A FUCKING BAG! Ahh. Thank you.
She’s officially become “trailer park” material. At least, two years ahead of schedule.
WHAT DOES THIS WOMAN DO?
It seems like she just stands around in a bikini/looking cute all day. Mostly worthless as a woman. Seriously. There are sandwiches to be made. Blow jobs to be done.
I believe there’s a bottle in that bag, that sly dog!!
What a classy classy guy!
I love this guy. He’s absurd. I would totally hit it, too… Is that weird?
Is there a new cult that started up??
So she has another problem area, God that girl has no luck…looks wise. Bruce Willis’ jaw and Meg Ryan’s breasts.
All that botox in her face and no one thought to use it to stop the sweating?
EXACTLY what i was thinking.
and i already jerk off twice today! fuck it! should have seen this earlier!
There’s real, actual porn out there, you know…
She’s seriously just biding her time..waiting for the right time to move on to a real grown-up. She’s got it figured out.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
I live in Southern California. It hasn’t been cold enough to wear that jacket in years.
Hey Rumer…why the long chest?
I think she’d look great on the end of my dick.
Too vulgar? Yeah, that was too vulgar.
Appropriate nonetheless!
It’s great that Chili Dogs have made it from the US to Australia. I hope they also got Cheez Whiz.
this is not brittany snow….duhhhhhhh
WTF there’s a casino in Vienna and I missed it? If I missed out on strip joints too I am going to have a fit.
Come here girls, let me tell you about your career options.
Beaming with pride, as the saying goes.
When the alien pops out, they hit her with a flamethrower.
All he does now is eat pies.
I’m guessing she started doing this after the worm thing from El Hormiguero crawled up her snatch.
Holy fuck is it an election year or what? The fucking democrats are rallying against Kirk Cameron just to get Obama elected. You’re all fucking sheep, we’d be better off without you.
“I think that lower cognitive capacity can lead to multiple simple ways to represent the world, and one of those can be embodied in a right-wing ideology where ‘People I don’t know are threats’ and ‘The world is a dangerous place’.”
– Brian Nosek, a social and cognitive psychologist at the University of Virginia
http://readersupportednews.org/news-section2/318-66/9664-focus-low-iq-a-conservative-beliefs-linked-to-prejudice
I love how in LA, once you get arrested 3 times, you get a free hat.
She actually doesn’t look too bad in this picture. Biggs, on the other hand, looks like an early-stage anorexic Seth Rogen.
This photo caption should read “Katie Price pre-op for an intestinal hernia” and why is Tony Soprano there?
A bacon ‘n egg roll with a cappuccino for $4.99? Sign me up!
Mena who?
Why is her left breast eating her shirt?
Her pussy is about to fall out
Every time this chick shows up here, I have to Google who in the hell she is. And I’ve done it like four times.
I’ve carved more natural faces on gourds.
Just an FYI, Google Images is broken. I searched for “chelsea clinton hot” and it returned 2.4 million results.
Belly buttons? Where we’re going, we don’t need belly buttons.
It’s Always Sunny in Hospice Care
“Dear lord… Is that a poor person?”
I guess he saw the one body part that she never had plastic surgery on, but yet has been abused the most.