The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Alison
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    At first glance I thought this was Britney.

  2. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    Mike701
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    “I’m Sexy an’ I know it! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle…”

  3. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    jason
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    I think that picture of Brittany Snow is actually Jessy Schram. Hard to tell without makeup….

  4. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
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    White guys can’t dance.

  5. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    Duke
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    Thanks MTV!

  6. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
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    Sadly Sam’s team was shut-out, but Charlie scored a baggie.

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    rospo
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    Rumer has it, mmmhm Rumer has it

  8. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
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    Heh, “professional”. Heh, “beauty”.

  9. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Probably
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    Can’t wait to see her dropping birth control pills on her next red carpet with Zac.

  10. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
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    Not a bad attempt to go incognito, except for the Aladdin slippers.

  11. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Flint
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    There has to be a cure.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Jesse
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    I remember when my wife did this when she was pregnant.

  13. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
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    At least she’s smiling.

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
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    CARRY A FUCKING BAG! Ahh. Thank you.

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
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    She’s officially become “trailer park” material. At least, two years ahead of schedule.

  16. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Dan
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    WHAT DOES THIS WOMAN DO?

    It seems like she just stands around in a bikini/looking cute all day. Mostly worthless as a woman. Seriously. There are sandwiches to be made. Blow jobs to be done.

  17. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Mismy
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    I believe there’s a bottle in that bag, that sly dog!!

  18. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    squishy
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    What a classy classy guy!

  19. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
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    I love this guy. He’s absurd. I would totally hit it, too… Is that weird?

  20. Alicia Keys
    squishy
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    Is there a new cult that started up??

  21. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    judging you
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    So she has another problem area, God that girl has no luck…looks wise. Bruce Willis’ jaw and Meg Ryan’s breasts.

  22. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    judging you
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    All that botox in her face and no one thought to use it to stop the sweating?

  23. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    diegoga
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    and i already jerk off twice today! fuck it! should have seen this earlier!

  24. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Contusion
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    She’s seriously just biding her time..waiting for the right time to move on to a real grown-up. She’s got it figured out.

  25. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    Contusion
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    It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

  26. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    Contusion
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    I live in Southern California. It hasn’t been cold enough to wear that jacket in years.

  27. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Contusion
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    Hey Rumer…why the long chest?

  28. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Sheppy
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    I think she’d look great on the end of my dick.

    Too vulgar? Yeah, that was too vulgar.

  29. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    cc
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    It’s great that Chili Dogs have made it from the US to Australia. I hope they also got Cheez Whiz.

  30. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    Jessie
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    this is not brittany snow….duhhhhhhh

  31. Pamela Anderson
    cc
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    WTF there’s a casino in Vienna and I missed it? If I missed out on strip joints too I am going to have a fit.

  32. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    cc
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    Come here girls, let me tell you about your career options.

  33. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    cc
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    Beaming with pride, as the saying goes.

  34. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    cc
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    When the alien pops out, they hit her with a flamethrower.

  35. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Art Crow
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    All he does now is eat pies.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Colin
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    I’m guessing she started doing this after the worm thing from El Hormiguero crawled up her snatch.

  37. Bahhh

    Holy fuck is it an election year or what? The fucking democrats are rallying against Kirk Cameron just to get Obama elected. You’re all fucking sheep, we’d be better off without you.

  38. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Clown Shoes
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    I love how in LA, once you get arrested 3 times, you get a free hat.

  39. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
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    She actually doesn’t look too bad in this picture. Biggs, on the other hand, looks like an early-stage anorexic Seth Rogen.

  40. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Clown Shoes
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    This photo caption should read “Katie Price pre-op for an intestinal hernia” and why is Tony Soprano there?

  41. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
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    A bacon ‘n egg roll with a cappuccino for $4.99? Sign me up!

    Mena who?

  42. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Gordon GEICO
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    Why is her left breast eating her shirt?

  43. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Superdouche
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    Her pussy is about to fall out

  44. Brittany Snow No Makeup
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    Every time this chick shows up here, I have to Google who in the hell she is. And I’ve done it like four times.

  45. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
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    I’ve carved more natural faces on gourds.

  46. Chelsea Clinton
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    Just an FYI, Google Images is broken. I searched for “chelsea clinton hot” and it returned 2.4 million results.

  47. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Butternuts
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    Belly buttons? Where we’re going, we don’t need belly buttons.

  48. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    Butternuts
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    It’s Always Sunny in Hospice Care

  49. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Butternuts
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    “Dear lord… Is that a poor person?”

  50. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    NATTY ICE
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    I guess he saw the one body part that she never had plastic surgery on, but yet has been abused the most.

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