Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.
Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!
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nice turd cutter!
Thank you for the quickie Miss Price. Now if will finish pulling your pants up , I will show you to your VIP table where your McRib is waiting.
Funny George
If you’re 24 and still playing with stuffed animals, it might be time to cut back on the Xanax. I’m just sayin’.
You just know they gave her the trailer with the extra high steps so fatso would get some kind of exercise.
Still search for her baby.
Didn’t a dingo eat her baby?
Poor thing froze to death.
She looks like a doll…a doll it wouldn’t feel right making the other dolls share a box with.
“…Georgie….geor….—-”
She has traded tit sweats for pit sweats.
Imagine being the poor bastard who had to hose down that bench afterwards.
On the look out for her party crashing, spotlight stealing mother.
If you don’t wear any underwear the dress can slide all over your body
“Fuckin’ springtime… Grrr”
“Well Gwyneth suggested I use fresh mildew and bees wax for deoderant now, and I think it’s just fabulous”
Look what Derek Jeter gave me – a real kitty.
You know, when your agent said “starve yourself,” he didn’t mean to the point of a distended stomach.
He looks a lot taller for some reason
That’s ‘cuz there are no real humans around to compare him to.
I seem me some granny panties!
Wow, plastic surgery’s done wonders for Felicity Huffman.
“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the ButterFace Zone!”
Soon she’ll be used up and dirty like all the other Disney girls.
My girlfriend has acne above her chin like that. I asker her how it got like that and she said that was her happy ending spot whatever that means.
Wow! I’m so proud of her, she’s so brave and such a strong, beautiful pregnant woman! You GO GIRL
(eyes roll up into head, flips backwards out of chair)
Somebody get a medic!!!
Cankles, much?
“But that’s not all! If you act now, not only will you get my Biceps Bonanza 3000 workout video for $29.99, but you’ll also get this silver turtle amulet, made in a sweatshop in China by starving mongoloids. It’s yours for no extra charge!”
Oh, I get it.
You see, she’s got a cheap blond dye job with dark roots to imitate one of the thousands of trashy college girls at spring break that will suck face with anything.
GOD, you Hollywood types are good, you!
What’s next? A remake of Bladerunner or something? NAH!
Beiber is confused as to how to handle the Gomez. He probably needs to ask Usher.
That…….is scary.
Isis?
I would gladly give up ten years of my life if I could spend ten minutes with my tongue in her ass
No you wouldn’t.
She’s legal, born in 1992.
I’d give up ten years of your life for a can of Dr. Pepper.
Regular Dr. Pepper or Diet DP? Or perhaps that new MAN Dr. Pepper Ten?
She looks like a different person lately.
The photocalls are in front of a food truck? Did they blow the entire budget on digitally cleaning up Tara Reid?
Shouldn’t he be somewhere tormenting Spawn
No he should be in Philadelphia where it’s always sunny, being awesome.
Hmmm, odd that her stylist didn’t think that best accessory to go with that miracle bandage dress, would have been a matching piece on her jaw.
Amazing muscle control if you can spell words with your farts
+1
Why does the white guy look like he’s a better dancer than the black guy ?
The famous Concord Saucy Postcard Casino.
‘Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear’
If there were ever nudez of this girl both my testicles would probably explode thus ending all future fapping.
Her chin and tits are apparently in a death race to her knees.
On the plus side, it looks like she’s still breastfeeding.
You, sir, are a hero. Everyone else only sees “frigid bitch” and yet you are able to find the one bright spot in the entire picture. Bravo!
Pippa?!?
Someone needs to teach the MTV “celebs” the difference between notoriety and fame.
Hell, they don’t even know the difference between fame and infamy.
He looks like he just stole that murse from the car behind him, or needs to.
So Will Sasso is her bodyguard?
People forget Harry’s father was a runner
LOL. And, yum.
He just realized his career choices over the last 13 years have led him right back to Tara Reid
hahaha!
Well, if it’s 10 years later, and people are still calling you “the pie fucker”, odds are your career is not on an upwards trajectory.
Must be a big budget flick. “OK everybody! Dress up and pose in front of this hotdog stand.”
No kidding. It looks like they hung out at the hot dog food truck in front of the Home Depot.
“Who wants cocaine-laced Twinkies?!”
What, no Monica Lewinsky posts yet?
You missed it? Read again.
That’s the dude playing her stunt double.
Bastian, Say my name!