The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Schmidtler

    nice turd cutter!

  2. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you for the quickie Miss Price. Now if will finish pulling your pants up , I will show you to your VIP table where your McRib is waiting.

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re 24 and still playing with stuffed animals, it might be time to cut back on the Xanax. I’m just sayin’.

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Have Another Doughnut
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    You just know they gave her the trailer with the extra high steps so fatso would get some kind of exercise.

  5. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    George P Burdell
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    Still search for her baby.

  6. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She looks like a doll…a doll it wouldn’t feel right making the other dolls share a box with.

  7. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “…Georgie….geor….—-”

  8. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    She has traded tit sweats for pit sweats.

  9. Pamela Anderson
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine being the poor bastard who had to hose down that bench afterwards.

  10. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    On the look out for her party crashing, spotlight stealing mother.

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    If you don’t wear any underwear the dress can slide all over your body

  12. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuckin’ springtime… Grrr”

  13. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well Gwyneth suggested I use fresh mildew and bees wax for deoderant now, and I think it’s just fabulous”

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Look what Derek Jeter gave me – a real kitty.

  15. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, when your agent said “starve yourself,” he didn’t mean to the point of a distended stomach.

  16. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks a lot taller for some reason

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I seem me some granny panties!

  18. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, plastic surgery’s done wonders for Felicity Huffman.

  19. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the ButterFace Zone!”

  20. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    Soon she’ll be used up and dirty like all the other Disney girls.

  21. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    My girlfriend has acne above her chin like that. I asker her how it got like that and she said that was her happy ending spot whatever that means.

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! I’m so proud of her, she’s so brave and such a strong, beautiful pregnant woman! You GO GIRL

    (eyes roll up into head, flips backwards out of chair)

  23. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    Cankles, much?

  24. Alicia Keys
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “But that’s not all! If you act now, not only will you get my Biceps Bonanza 3000 workout video for $29.99, but you’ll also get this silver turtle amulet, made in a sweatshop in China by starving mongoloids. It’s yours for no extra charge!”

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, I get it.

    You see, she’s got a cheap blond dye job with dark roots to imitate one of the thousands of trashy college girls at spring break that will suck face with anything.

    GOD, you Hollywood types are good, you!

    What’s next? A remake of Bladerunner or something? NAH!

  26. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Da Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Beiber is confused as to how to handle the Gomez. He probably needs to ask Usher.

  27. Chelsea Clinton
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    That…….is scary.

  28. Alicia Keys
    Jiminy Cryptic
    Commented on this photo:

    Isis?

  29. Fred

    I would gladly give up ten years of my life if I could spend ten minutes with my tongue in her ass

  30. Alicia Keys
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a different person lately.

  31. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    The photocalls are in front of a food truck? Did they blow the entire budget on digitally cleaning up Tara Reid?

  32. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    slippinx12
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    Shouldn’t he be somewhere tormenting Spawn

  33. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm, odd that her stylist didn’t think that best accessory to go with that miracle bandage dress, would have been a matching piece on her jaw.

  34. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing muscle control if you can spell words with your farts

  35. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does the white guy look like he’s a better dancer than the black guy ?

  36. Pamela Anderson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The famous Concord Saucy Postcard Casino.
    ‘Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear’

  37. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    If there were ever nudez of this girl both my testicles would probably explode thus ending all future fapping.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chin and tits are apparently in a death race to her knees.

  39. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    On the plus side, it looks like she’s still breastfeeding.

    • You, sir, are a hero. Everyone else only sees “frigid bitch” and yet you are able to find the one bright spot in the entire picture. Bravo!

  40. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Pippa?!?

  41. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs to teach the MTV “celebs” the difference between notoriety and fame.

  42. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he just stole that murse from the car behind him, or needs to.

  43. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    So Will Sasso is her bodyguard?

  44. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    People forget Harry’s father was a runner

  45. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    He just realized his career choices over the last 13 years have led him right back to Tara Reid

  46. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be a big budget flick. “OK everybody! Dress up and pose in front of this hotdog stand.”

  47. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who wants cocaine-laced Twinkies?!”

  48. Chelsea Clinton
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    What, no Monica Lewinsky posts yet?

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the dude playing her stunt double.

  50. Alicia Keys
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    Bastian, Say my name!

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