The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Because if there’s one thing America is clamoring for, it’s a movie with Tara Reid, Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Sean William Scott, and Natasha Lyonne.

  2. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo deserves a standing ovation.

    • cc

      I can’t believe there wasn’t an enterprising paparazzi around to get a butt shot from a better angle. What’s wrong with those people?

  3. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I now a pedophile?

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Hume
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this hair colour make me look fat?

  5. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “So THAT’S what meth-infused tampons soaked in gin smell like!”

  6. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Does my boner make me a pedophile?

  7. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a good actress because I look good in a bikini.

  8. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Before someone criticizes MTV for exploiting these girls, let us all remember that they would be just as trashy without the TV show, only with worse tits. So…..MTV is making the world a better place.

  9. Walt Pisney

    Nice to see the Disney Stars paying back the Pedos that made them famous.

  10. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Photoshop wouldn’t touch this…

  11. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Make this the new banner photo.

  12. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Fembot Engineer
    Commented on this photo:

    Yesterday we featured the pneumatic nipple erection system used in this early model fembot. Today, you can see pit sweat system is still functioning.

    The fact our fembots are still performing at spec, even 10 years after their usable lifespan is testament to our commitment and devotion to providing a quality product.

  13. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Still has a great ass… Put a hat on her and we’re good to go.

  14. Pamela Anderson
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Many confused guests at the casino chose to speak to the wall instead of the real life Pamela Anderson because the caricature more closely resembled a human being.

  15. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jason Biggs, fresh from several years of “research” living as a homeless person.

  16. Pamela Anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    Who invited the wax figure to the roulette game?

  17. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    Guess What
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s going to win the Oscar.

  18. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Commented on this photo:

    An office must have dropped that hat during a raid…

  19. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I still look like I’m in my 20′s, right? Right? RIGHT? TELL ME I STILL LOOK YOUNG GODDAMMIT!!!

  20. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: A single fuck….

  21. Chelsea Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweety, no one needs to know how your father got, stayed and miked the oval office…

  22. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does ice suddenly appear
    every time that you’re near?

  23. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Constance
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to current young Hollywood starlets, marry young and marry rich.

  24. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    If you had told me this was Nicole Ritchie, I totally would have believed you.

  25. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, he lets his serfs out into the sunlight? He *is* progressive.

  26. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    booya
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she finally found a way to cover that billboard of a forehead

  27. Pamela Anderson
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Zombie Mae West doesn’t look as bad as I would have expected.

  28. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    God dad, you’re emmmbarrrassssing me.

    And also yourself.

  29. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    21st Century Nazi salute.

  30. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    Bart
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems legit.

  31. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Bandage dress apparently does not help with pancake tits. Man, this girl has no luck…..other than being incredibly rich.

  32. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara: “This is what my stomach looked like after surgery”.
    Jason: “I think I just lost my appetite…”
    Tara: “Actually, come to think of it, it kinda still does”
    Jason Bleuurghhh!

  33. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s smiling because this makes her a shoe-in for season 4.

  34. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    Was It You?
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ever brought him back should be removed.

  35. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    booya
    Commented on this photo:

    apparently Harry wants to be an extra for the Janet Jackson ‘If’ video

  36. Alicia Keys
    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    Kneel before Zod!

  37. Pamela Anderson
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are her plastic surgeons sketches.

  38. Jason Biggs Tara Reid
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara, please, put on your pants.

  39. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls really do mature before boys, don’t they.

  40. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Kyle
    Commented on this photo:

    Who needs a belly button when you’ve got tits

  41. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeerily reminiscent of ‘Manson Family’ mugshots…

  42. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I dressed all by myself today, yay!

  43. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    Show me your O face

  44. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Ebony, and extreme Ivory, live together in perfect harmony…

  45. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Butterface. No, literally, BUTTER face.

  46. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    If I had $10.8 million, I’d play house with her, too.

    • Derp

      You mean if you had a paltry $10.8m out of your ridiculously larger, and undeserved sum of money for being a mediocre “artist” that makes underage girls wet?

  47. Danny DeVito Popped Collar
    Floyd DePalmer
    Commented on this photo:

    I just don’t see it

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a third nipple?

  49. Pamela Anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is real, the blue one or the orange one?

  50. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    como se dice “Who the fuck is that”?

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