Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.
Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!
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Because if there’s one thing America is clamoring for, it’s a movie with Tara Reid, Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Sean William Scott, and Natasha Lyonne.
If people went to see 7 more Fast and Furious movies, why shouldn’t these losers give it a shot?
How do you even still remember all their names?
It’s this miracle called, “the internet”.
This photo deserves a standing ovation.
I can’t believe there wasn’t an enterprising paparazzi around to get a butt shot from a better angle. What’s wrong with those people?
Am I now a pedophile?
She was born July 22, 1992…. fap away with reckless abandon.
Does this hair colour make me look fat?
“So THAT’S what meth-infused tampons soaked in gin smell like!”
Does my boner make me a pedophile?
I’m a good actress because I look good in a bikini.
Before someone criticizes MTV for exploiting these girls, let us all remember that they would be just as trashy without the TV show, only with worse tits. So…..MTV is making the world a better place.
Take a good look Nolte, this is how you do it. Chin up and smile.
Nice to see the Disney Stars paying back the Pedos that made them famous.
Even Photoshop wouldn’t touch this…
Make this the new banner photo.
Yesterday we featured the pneumatic nipple erection system used in this early model fembot. Today, you can see pit sweat system is still functioning.
The fact our fembots are still performing at spec, even 10 years after their usable lifespan is testament to our commitment and devotion to providing a quality product.
+100
Still has a great ass… Put a hat on her and we’re good to go.
Many confused guests at the casino chose to speak to the wall instead of the real life Pamela Anderson because the caricature more closely resembled a human being.
Jason Biggs, fresh from several years of “research” living as a homeless person.
Who invited the wax figure to the roulette game?
She’s going to win the Oscar.
An office must have dropped that hat during a raid…
I still look like I’m in my 20′s, right? Right? RIGHT? TELL ME I STILL LOOK YOUNG GODDAMMIT!!!
Not pictured: A single fuck….
Sweety, no one needs to know how your father got, stayed and miked the oval office…
Bahahaha
Note to current young Hollywood starlets, marry young and marry rich.
Why does ice suddenly appear
every time that you’re near?
If you had told me this was Nicole Ritchie, I totally would have believed you.
Nicole ritchie never had anything even closely resembling Dat Ass.
Wow, he lets his serfs out into the sunlight? He *is* progressive.
I see she finally found a way to cover that billboard of a forehead
Wow, Zombie Mae West doesn’t look as bad as I would have expected.
God dad, you’re emmmbarrrassssing me.
And also yourself.
21st Century Nazi salute.
Seems legit.
Bandage dress apparently does not help with pancake tits. Man, this girl has no luck…..other than being incredibly rich.
My thoughts exactly … and they’re not even real, lol.
Eh, or maybe they are …
Or pancake ass either.
Tara: “This is what my stomach looked like after surgery”.
Jason: “I think I just lost my appetite…”
Tara: “Actually, come to think of it, it kinda still does”
Jason Bleuurghhh!
She’s smiling because this makes her a shoe-in for season 4.
Who ever brought him back should be removed.
apparently Harry wants to be an extra for the Janet Jackson ‘If’ video
Kneel before Zod!
nice
Those are her plastic surgeons sketches.
Tara, please, put on your pants.
Girls really do mature before boys, don’t they.
Who needs a belly button when you’ve got tits
Fake tits don’t count.
Eeerily reminiscent of ‘Manson Family’ mugshots…
I dressed all by myself today, yay!
Show me your O face
Ebony, and extreme Ivory, live together in perfect harmony…
Dead-on candidate for Saturday.
Butterface. No, literally, BUTTER face.
If I had $10.8 million, I’d play house with her, too.
You mean if you had a paltry $10.8m out of your ridiculously larger, and undeserved sum of money for being a mediocre “artist” that makes underage girls wet?
I just don’t see it
Is that a third nipple?
Which one is real, the blue one or the orange one?
como se dice “Who the fuck is that”?