The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

March 4th, 2014 // 349 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let’s pretend exists up Rihanna‘s butt, like that guy’s face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What’s that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, but I don’t think she was wearing sho– and you dove out headfirst, great. Anyone else in here? Helloooo? Oh, what in the hell, Busey? You can’t ditch that thing in here, it’s not even dead yet!

Yep, that’s what my brain did with the information it got from these photos. Stay in school kids and just say no,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    Robby
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    “Rub his head. He magic!”

  2. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I appreciate it when people hang their mental quirks & illnesses right out like a flag for everyone to see. It takes some of the guesswork out of life.

  3. Nina Agdal Bikini Accessorize Spring Summer Campaign
    Cock Dr
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    She needs more bracelets

  4. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a celebration of flesh, silicone & PhotoShop.

  5. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    Cock Dr
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    WIDE LOAD COMING THRU

  6. Ashanti Butt Tight Dress
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    I thought it was Wendy Williams, at first

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
    charlesatlas
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    Suddenly….matronly

  8. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    Robb7
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    A new breed of animal — a combo of pig, cow & hippo!

  9. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    dennis
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    WTF? There a cum stain on the lens.

    Rancid looking milk between her legs and carpet her bare ass is sitting on looks filthy.

    Even crackwhores have more pride than this.

  10. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
    dennis
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    He never drove is Veyron but THIS he drives up and down Miami in….

  11. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
    dennis
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    Has to be superold. How the hell did they make her bolt-ons move and looks a bit squishy?

  12. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
    dennis
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    At least she didn’t paint-rape her supercar pink like she used to….

  13. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Jade
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    Someone please show this poor girl some attention.

  14. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Courtney Busey….

  15. Cindy Margolis Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    dennis
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    She was superhot at one point in time then she went to the plastic surgeon 1 too many times and ruined it all.

  16. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    anonym
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    *sniff sniff*

  17. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    anonym
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    who did this slut have to fuck to get into this party?

  18. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    anonym
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    she’s clever with this message.

    she wants you to pour the milk in her twat and drink out of it

  19. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Isn’t there usually a ransom note attached to a photo like this?

  20. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m no doctor, but I’m certain that if you shine a light in the front hole, you won’t see it in the back hole.

  21. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    He’s shmoozing her for World’s Dumbest, but only to use her as prop comedy to have competitive idiocy on camera. :)

  22. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
    yourmom
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    He looks awful happy for having just fathered a bastard with his friend’s wife…

  23. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    little turtle head
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    “The milks gone bad!!” in my Dave Chappelle playing Rick James voice….

  24. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    yourmom
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    That turtleneck is doing nothing for your ass.

  25. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    Swearin
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    Nice pic, butt is it art?

  26. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
    Swearin
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    See? He told you dry land was not a myth

  27. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Swearin
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    It does a body….good?

  28. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Bonky
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    Got Spunk ?

  29. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    crb
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    Don’t you eat that baby, Mike Tyson!

  30. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
    crb
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    “I need Two, 2, TWO Lawyers to get me acquitted on soliciting!”

  31. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
    crb
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    Bitch-coated-bitch with a solid-bitch center and a bitched-cream topping with a bitch-cherry on top.

  32. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
    crb
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    At least she’s not wearing those 1940s shorts from Coachella where it looks like they skinned an old lady’s couch -no, this is actually worse; forgetit.

  33. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    crb
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    Even The Michelin Man wouldn’t do that.. -thing.

  34. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
    fred
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    “Mom, let me in the car. Please! [sobbing]. . .okay, I will do a sex tape with Lil Romeo; can I get in the car now please?”

  35. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    MFer
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    Not skanky in the least.

  36. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    why the fuck r ppl still taking her picture?!?!?! Please just let her die!!

  37. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    why the fuck r ppl still taking her picture?!?! please let her die!!

  38. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    Are they making a new shittier Gilligan’s Island?

  39. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
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    Still dumpy and talentless.

  40. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
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    Moo

  41. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    “You’re right Danny… I can hear the ocean!”

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Vlad
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    The ghost of her last shred of dignity is escaping

  43. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    Vlad
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    You muthst be thith tall for me to eath you

  44. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    ok nick nolte asked gary busey to stand in for him for a bit because on his way to the party nick saw a really nice shopping cart outside the grocery store at the end of the block and he wanted to go get it before anyone noticed.

  45. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    2. cool. 4. school.

  46. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Her name is LARSEN SOTELO.

  47. Quentin Tarantino Waving To Baby Celebrity Monarch Of The Krew of Orpheus Mardi Gras
    Father Dougal
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    NOT the little piggies I was hoping to see ma’am.

  48. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
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    I can’t ever look at him or Paltrow without thinking of the South Park ‘Smug’ episode.

  49. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
    John Cocktosen
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    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

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