The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

March 4th, 2014 // 349 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let’s pretend exists up Rihanna‘s butt, like that guy’s face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What’s that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, but I don’t think she was wearing sho– and you dove out headfirst, great. Anyone else in here? Helloooo? Oh, what in the hell, Busey? You can’t ditch that thing in here, it’s not even dead yet!

Yep, that’s what my brain did with the information it got from these photos. Stay in school kids and just say no,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    What is the job title for the guy peeking under her dress, and where do I apply for the job?

  2. Hilary Duff Nipples Sweaty Workout Clothes
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    Huh, so that’s what she looks like from the front. Not bad.

  3. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If you play your cards right kid, you can grow up to piss away a fortune just like we did.

  4. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    Guess who’s the butch, and who’s the bitch.

  5. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    I don’t think that’s O’Day. Wonder why she posted it, especially cropped like that.

    http://larsensjournal.tumblr.com/post/66080046554/c-larsen-sotelo

  6. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    Yup, it sure is Breezy under here!

  7. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Two examples of why people need to wear safety helmets, in order to avoid serious brain damage.

  8. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
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    You all can stop protesting Sea World, because of that movie, ‘Blackfish’…it looks like they just freed Tilikum.

  9. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
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    “You thee, Bobby. Kidth have the beth ear meat. Not too tough, not too tender. Juth right.”

  10. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
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    You can tuna piano but you can’t tuna Costner…without a club that is.

  11. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    lawn
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    Nice jugs.

  12. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    lawn
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    “Wemember how I thaid I’d eat your childwen?”

  13. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    Nick4ca
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    Passes the sniff test.

  14. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Hey Busey, do silver bullets work on werelizards?

  15. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
    Woody Allen Surveillance Van
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    “Too old. Next.”

  16. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Can she really take all of that in? Impressive…

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
    lawn
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    Something about her makes me think that one day she’s going to get really old all of a sudden.

  18. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Waiting patiently for Miley’s response to this thoughtful and subtle post.

  19. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    Some paparazzi will go to any lengths for an upskirt photo.

  20. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
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    Enamoured by her own reflection.

  21. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
    lawn
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    I’ll hand it to her, she’s wise enough to leave the Photoshop work to the professionals.

  22. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
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    Fast and Fatuous.

  23. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
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    After beefing with 50 Cent, do really want to be caught in a candy shop, dude?

  24. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
    Fritz
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    Dont hate, but I think she is HOT.

  25. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
    lawn
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    “What’s that? Vodka is here? Vodka wants to talk to me?”

  26. Nina Agdal Bikini Accessorize Spring Summer Campaign
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    Too much accessories.

  27. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    Margaret
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    The What of a Hundred What?

  28. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Elsa Lanchester and Boris Karloff have nothing on these two.

  29. Ashley Greene Crossed Legs Short Shorts Feeding Boyfriend Paul Khoury
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    “Here comes the choo-choo train!”

  30. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
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    Amy Schumer’s a PA now?

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    I give her another month before she signs with Vivid Entertainment.

  32. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
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    In method acting you really have to dig deep.

  33. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    How do I get this as an early birthday present?

  34. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Yeah, right.

  35. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
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    Definitely not a morning person. She is getting puffy in the face. Not surprising for a lush like her.

  36. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    Yay she’s learning! White walls don’t show photoshop ripples when you downsize a body part! I’m so proud! Also the partial nip slip. Way to keep it classy O’Day.

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
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    She’s reaching that point where she needs not only Autotune but also Photoshop.

  38. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    Pimps never look good in the light of day.

  39. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
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    Katy’s ready to promote the sequel of I, Robot: Artificial Unintelligence.

  40. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
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    Either she has the longest ass in history or she’s not wearing that skirt properly.

    • dennis

      That’s the new thing now. At first other girls were laughing but then the following week they go to the store to buy them too.

  41. Tobey Maguire With Trainer
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    “Get me back into Spider-Man shape. I want to pull of that dance number perfectly.”

  42. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    “We’ve almost finished with the replacement maam, I went ahead and upgraded you to the deluxe model with twice as much H/P as the last one. Try and pace yourself this time though their just not meant to handle that much semon.”

  43. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    It seems being “that hot chick Derek Jeter dumped’ is her career now.

  44. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
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    Just when you thought he couldn’t get any douchier he goes and pulls this stunt.

  45. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    I heard you like creepy older men.

  46. Hilary Duff Nipples Sweaty Workout Clothes
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    She’s back on the market. Got to get back into fighting shape.

  47. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
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    Is that the script? How long are Italian tuna commercials?

  48. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    Jade
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    Gary Busey and Courtney Stodden at The Night of 100 B-List and Has-Been Stars Oscar Viewing Party in Los Angeles.

  49. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
    Jade
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    Was the nose-picking part of the script?

  50. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
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    They say black is slimming, but not on a Kardashian.

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