The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

March 4th, 2014 // 349 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let’s pretend exists up Rihanna‘s butt, like that guy’s face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What’s that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, but I don’t think she was wearing sho– and you dove out headfirst, great. Anyone else in here? Helloooo? Oh, what in the hell, Busey? You can’t ditch that thing in here, it’s not even dead yet!

Yep, that’s what my brain did with the information it got from these photos. Stay in school kids and just say no,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
    oh no
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    she’s getting chubby

  2. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
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    I’ve heard of mother’s eating their baby’s placenta, but I’ve never seen someone make a suede skirt from their post-pregnancy tummy tuck. Moo.

  3. Cindy Margolis Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Still the most downloaded woman in the world provided you only count 56k modems.

  4. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Fix that sign… “99 Stars”.

  5. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
    Smapdi
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    When you live with the Kardashians, you learn to walk through the property with your eyes shut, lest you see the horror, the horror . . .

  6. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Gary Bussey..but the other guy is definitely Nick Nolte.

  7. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
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    I hear the faint screams of mothers all over the world.

  8. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Not half-full, not half-empty, but sour. No doubt about it.

  9. Quentin Tarantino Waving To Baby Celebrity Monarch Of The Krew of Orpheus Mardi Gras
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    “No YOU throw ME something mister. The baby…throw me the baby!”

  10. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    Unfortunately that day, Rihanna’s nipple wrangler called in sick. That meant her butthole wrangler and vagina wrangler had to work twice as hard.

  11. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    Oh sure, she lets these guys lift up her skirt and take pictures. But when I approach random women at the mall, lift their skirts and take pictures, I get a sexual assault charge? I’m an artist!

  12. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
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    The Game is…get high, get munchies.

  13. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    that’s not milk, it’s her discharge catheter

  14. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
    Juch
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    Somehow Feldman traveled back through time just to walk with himself.

  15. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    What if their child survived?

  16. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
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    Game Over.

  17. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
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    He looks like he had a long night of smoking weed and dating Chris Brown

  18. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
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    I would think that Joanna Krupa would be the first person you call when you want to talk about tune. Brandi said so.

  19. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
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    Licence plate: MOOBS1

  20. Kim Kardashian Ill Fitting Bra Tight Turtleneck
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The fat guy behind her has a smaller ass.

  21. Simon Cowell Riding Vespa No Helmet Dress Shoes
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    Nobody can look cool riding a Vespa. I mean, not unless they unbuttoned their shirt and wore aviator sunglasses…curse you Cowell, you win this round!

  22. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    I’ve seen this movie before. Where’s the hot water bottle and the bardex catheters?

  23. Ashley Greene Crossed Legs Short Shorts Feeding Boyfriend Paul Khoury
    Juch
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    Ashley hates when clients pay for the “full mommy treatment” including spoon-feeding and diapering.

  24. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Since when does she have a face? We didn’t know who she is without the ass shot.

  25. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    Frank Burns
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    “Hey Mike,” asks Bobby, “who should we have fill out our tax forms this year?”

  26. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    Feldman must be running out of money, the quality of his prostitutes has slipped significantly

  27. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    Auston
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    Both of them don’t look a day over 80.

  28. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Classy!

  29. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Wow, never thought she would be the “normal” one in any photo.

  30. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
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    The Dynamic Duo rides again!

  31. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
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    Uh, it’s a little early in the season for white jeans, isn’t it Paris?

    what the fuck is happening to me?

  32. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I wish I was Derek Jeter. Not because of the hall of fame baseball career. Not for the $200 million in earnings. I wish I was Derek Jeter so I can dump a chick as hot as Minka Kelly and not look back.

  33. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Busey is a crazy looking as ever. Courtney looks great. She attracts old dudes like dogshit attracts flies.

  34. Nina Agdal Bikini Accessorize Spring Summer Campaign
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    I’ll buy a dozen of whatever she’s hawking.

  35. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    Nice!

  36. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
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    “Alright, good to meet you too, Eddie Murphy”

  37. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    The look like the bastard children of the Addams Family.

  38. Kelly Brook Yoga Pants Tight Sweater Scarf
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    They say “in vino veritas”, but apparently in sweater there is truth as well. She looks utterly ordinary

  39. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
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    “Agent X” or “Brand X”?

  40. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

  41. Cindy Margolis Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    For you young folks, she was famous for no apparent reason in the ’90′s. Back when you could do that without leaking a sex tape. Thank God they didn’t have reality shows back then.

  42. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    I wonder what the PSI is.

  43. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
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    Black is slimming on Rudy

  44. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Milk. It does my boner good.

  45. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Clearly Bruce Jenner’s DNA was much better than Robert Kardashian’s.

    • Assuming, they were Robert’s kids. We know more about the genetic make up of the Neanderthal man than the genetic cesspool that is the Kardashians.

  46. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
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    She wrote a book about how a 50 year old keeps telling people she’s not even 40.

  47. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
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    Mom Jeans skirt?

  48. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
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    I thought they were supposed to be “back pockets”, and not, you know, “back” pockets.

  49. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
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    “2Pac? 2 Chainz? 2 Live Crew? Oh…you gotta go number 2. Right this way…TImes Square is just down the street.”

  50. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    The stink of Jeter seems to have finally left her.

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