The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

March 4th, 2014 // 349 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let’s pretend exists up Rihanna‘s butt, like that guy’s face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What’s that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, but I don’t think she was wearing sho– and you dove out headfirst, great. Anyone else in here? Helloooo? Oh, what in the hell, Busey? You can’t ditch that thing in here, it’s not even dead yet!

Yep, that’s what my brain did with the information it got from these photos. Stay in school kids and just say no,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    something about this……..eeewwwwwwwww

  2. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    he’s not old enough for her

  3. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    “Why does she have strap-on.. oh wait.. Date with Drake tonight…”

  4. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
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    he looks super smart

  5. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
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    “Say the line from the Waterworld!”
    “No!”
    “We’ll pay you an extra 10,000!”
    “Which line?”

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Another couple minutes down there and it will be yogurt.

  7. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    if they ever create real time, real life photoshop coco, i might do you.

  8. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    Neither has it all working upstairs but only on of them can claim it was an accident…

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
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    That shelf solves the problem of my drink always falling off her head.

  10. Quentin Tarantino Waving To Baby Celebrity Monarch Of The Krew of Orpheus Mardi Gras
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    “I NEED TO SEE 10 TOES! 10 TOES OR THERE’S NO DEAL!!!”

  11. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
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    buy Chelsea’s new book! *dignity not included*

  12. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    Feldman is his bitch. That’s how he earns the money for his own bitches.

  13. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Uhmmm one thing is bring the boys to the yard. This is quite another…

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    What is the point in this?

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Telstra HQ George Street
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    Is it just me, or does she seem to be looking a little more like shit recently?

  16. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
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    You know what they say: Behind every former child celebrity is his/her dealer…

  17. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    Riot Gear Glenn
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    Nick Nolte is looking a lot like Gary Busey these days.

  18. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
    JimBB
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    Okay, who let her use the time machine again? Was it you, Drake? It was, wasn’t it?

  19. Coco String String Bikini Giant Cleavage Instagram
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    That’s actually a regular sized bikini.

  20. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    Buddy up front is doing the ever-critical is-there-fuzzy-muff-below-the-hemline check.

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Milk, it does a pussy (no) good.

  22. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
    JimBB
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    Sometimes, when I’m not shooting awful movies, me and my buddies just like to hang out at the beach, looking for tuna.

  23. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
    JimBB
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    Trying to out-crazy the Busey never, ever ends well.

  24. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
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    Once your face turns ruddy and bloated, it may be time to quit with the alcohol and focus on the drugs.

  25. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    You know plastic is permeable right?

  26. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you’re on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable…As we search for the missing lady in the photo, in every mysterious crevice of Rihanna’s dirty lady bits…
    Next stop The Twilight Zone.”

  27. Quentin Tarantino Waving To Baby Celebrity Monarch Of The Krew of Orpheus Mardi Gras
    JimBB
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    Look, if you’ll give me more beads, I promise to shut the fuck up for 10 whole minutes.

  28. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
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    The height of those pockets v. where her ass actually is threw me off.

  29. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
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    “Tatunka. Tatunka. I think I got this, Stands With Fists”.

  30. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    JimBB
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    Somewhere in America, a cow just asked herself “What the hell am I doing with my life?”

  31. Ashanti Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s starting to go Lil Kim in the face.

  32. Nick Nolte Courtney Stodden Cleavage Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party
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    I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

  33. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
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    I could make a snide comment, but it takes a lot of money to be able to coordinate your car to your outfit, so what I say doesn’t fucking matter.

  34. Mike Tyson Reaching For Young Girls Head Bobby Brown
    JimBB
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    And so, the world’s tiniest crack dealer once again brought a smile to the faces of junkies all the world over….

  35. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight Miniskirt
    joe
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    There’s a plain black leather couch in the back of that SUV.

  36. The Game High As Fuck In A Candy Store
    JimBB
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    This photo isn’t nearly as humiliating as walking into a clothing store and asking them to embroider your jacket with “The Game.”

  37. Kevin Costner Sexy On Boat Italian Tuna Commercial
    Smapdi
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    “What the fuck is this script supposed to mean by ‘men can smell like tuna too’? Ah well, its still better than Waterworld.”

  38. Quentin Tarantino Waving To Baby Celebrity Monarch Of The Krew of Orpheus Mardi Gras
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    “WU-TANG!”

  39. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
    Tiggles
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    “I got this idea from my mayor pal Rob Ford . . .”

  40. Ali Larter Butt Tight Denim Skirt
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    Pretty much the most unflattering skirt she could wear.

  41. Rudy Giuliani Posing With Black Guy
    Mista Snazzy
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    Posing next to Colio?

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    That’s cool that she can fill that jug from the side.

  43. Sharon Stone Picking Nose Agent X Set
    JimBB
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    Soon, a new production assistant is going to learn about the glamorous showbiz job of cleaning Ms. Stone’s clogged trailer toilet.

  44. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
    Smapdi
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    “What do you mean by ‘I am to comedy what Olivia Munn is to acting’?”

  45. Chelsea Handler Cleavage Haggard Old Face GMA
    JimBB
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    Ms. Handler, could you possibly tell us some more stories about all your rich and famous friends? Because we just don’t get any of that on your show.

  46. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
    brick
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    Word on the street is that the gallon size was chosen because it was necessary.

  47. Corey Feldman With Scruffy Old Dude
    JimBB
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    Me and my dealer…strollin’ down the avvvennuueee….

  48. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bra Pantsless Milk Jug Between Legs Instagram
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    Apparently the local fertility clinic allows withdrawals by the gallon.

  49. Rihanna Guy With Head Up Her Skirt Instagram
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    So Rihanna’s lady bits needs a three man team to keep them presentable? what kind of horror show does he have going on there?

  50. Paris Hilton Butt Tight White Jeans
    Juch
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    All that white means she’s a virgin, right?

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